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Song Parodies -> "Eccentricity"

Original Song Title:

"Synchronicity I"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Eccentricity"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Walk off to...Chicago
Through Soho
Eccentricity
Polka dance...without pants
With fire ants
Eccentricity

Eat 10 pounds of vegetables
Then go out and kick a bull
Run out at the Super Bowl
Naked and climb the field goal
Squawking just like a seagull
Sing the songs of Jethro Tul
And when you feel uncomfortable
Wash your hands with Ty-Di-Bol

Rub some Nair...on your hair
Then loudly scream,
"Paris, marry me!"
Take no bath...'til you stink
Say it's a kink
Eccentricity

Take a knife that's slightly dull
Try to cut through a brick wall
Make a pass at Martin Mull
Tell him that he's your angel
Push a door that's labeled "Pull"
Render judgement void and null
Dig yourself into a hole
Chatter like a psycho vole!

Why are you...so freaky?
It's a way to be
Eccentricity
Pope John Paul...to Roald Dahl
They have all
Eccentricity

Take a sheep...as your bride
Can't deny
Eccectricity
Dress like Santa Claus
But now add some bras
Break all social laws
Eccentricity, Eccentricity, Eccentricity.

(D'oh!)
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee

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McKludge - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ethan Mawyer - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Only if you have a lot of money...otherwise it's mere insanity. This looks good, and I'll listen to the OS before contest voting time comes around.
Matthias - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very eccentric!
alvin - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy as befits the title
John Barry - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellencency.
AFW - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a lotta fun things to do in this...
Rex - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The world needs more eccentricity. Can you get some from the eccentric company?
Syncronos - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
nah, I checked. They're all out. Apparently, Elton John and that wack-job Michael jackson are monopolizing it...
Matthias - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
It reminded me a lot of Weird Al's "Dare to be Stupid"
bobpiecheese - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Took a second for the title to sink in...but I love it!!
Below Average Dave - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry). No offense to anyone, but why is it that anytime a topic is similar to something Weird Al touched on we compare it to that. . .I guess I don't see a direct correlation, maybe it's just me, I thought this was very original, of course I don't see the correlation between a lot of songs and Weird Al songs because I like to look at parodies without comparing them to Weird Al, he's kinda on another level. Anyhow, Agri, someone HAS TO be mad at you, because there is no way this song could actually earn a 111 from anyone.
Agrimorfee - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Dave, i have raised quite a bit of ire here over the years...you'll find irrelevant 1's scattered all over my catalog. I've learned to live with this, but it's till disheartening knowing how immature some people can be.
Jack Wilson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 555
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Eccentric, Agri? I think not. Stark raving Tonto? You betcha! :-) brilliantly absurd, mate. 555
Cat - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Maybe the album version's different from what I heard, but it sounded like you skipped a verse. But what you do have, I like!
Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Even though I'm not a huge Police fan (and never heard the OS before), I found this pretty entertaining, and I liked a lot of the rhymes you had in here. Nice work!
Max Power - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
An eccentric parody...*gets arrested*
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Matthias - March 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Strangeness for the purpose of being strange. Nothing at all wrong with that.
Jeff Reuben - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Old School Agrimorfee! This was downright bizarre, dementia music at its best. Well done.
brightCAP - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Some wacky shtuff going on here! My favorite line, “Push a door that's labeled ‘Pull’”
Blaydeman - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Aggy, with the throwback! Super-weird, and since that's what you were going for, you nailed it!

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