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Song Parodies -> "Incident At A Restricted Section Of Hogwarts"

Original Song Title:

"Rehumanize Yourself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Incident At A Restricted Section Of Hogwarts"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 7th Harry Potter parody of a song from "Ghost In the Machine." This is about when Harry puts on his invisibility cloak to look for the right book about Nicolas Flamel in a restricted section during Christmas night. He finds one book and it starts screamin' by a shelf.
Durin' Christmas night I went to this one room
Cause every book I found was wrong
But a scream from this book sounded really strong
When I have picked it off a shelf

At least, my invisiblity cloak
Protected me from gettin' caught by Snape
But I ended up startin' to choke
Cause the book was screamin' by a shelf

It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf

I spent those days at the library
With my friends Ron Weasley and Hermione
To look for the right book we could not see
We were searchin' from shelf to shelf

That was a really good reason
To go to the restricted section
But I was feelin' too much noise and confusion
Cause the book was screamin' by a shelf

It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf

I guess it really is up to me
And my friends Ron Weasley and Hermione
To figure out where the right book could be
It could be on any bookshelf

At least, my invisiblity cloak
Protected me from gettin' so expelled
But I ended up startin' to choke
Cause the book was screamin' by a shelf

It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf
It was screamin' by a shelf

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
While a bit on the repeatitive side, I thought this one was kinda clever in it's own way, so 5's from me. At first I was like, what the heck, why she talking about books talking etc. . .then I realized it was a Harry Potter parody, and it all made sense, good job.
Agrimorfee - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
You have done a great job taking the incidents of the book--even relatively minor moments such as this one-- and incorporating them into these tunes.

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