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Song Parodies -> "Every Death You Fake"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Every Death You Fake"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

If you've never seen this movie, I recommend it. It features music by Cat Stevens.
Every death you fake
Makes a mother quake
So I lie awake, oh for pity's sake
Harold , knock it off

It's a nasty curse
Think it's getting worse
Now you drive a hearse, think you need a nurse
Harold, knock it off

A job I hate
Finding you a date
Giving me heartache
With every death you fake

Now the hangman's noose
Just another ruse
Now what's the excuse?
Oh, heck, what's the use?
Harold, knock it off

Since you left, you've been seeing that old broad
You think of her, what's-her-name, I think it's Maude
Relationships, yes I know they're often odd
I think I'll tell her that you are one big fraud
You're so trying, Harold, Harold, pleeeeeaaasse..

This might sound cold
And I hate to scold
Let me drop a clue
She's way too old for you!

Every move you make
Might cause bones to break
It's a big mistake, she may never wake
Harold knock it off

Harold, knock it off
(It's too much to take, giving me headache,)
Harold, knock it off
(For her teeth are fake, Oy, that takes the cake)
Harold, knock it off
Harold, knock it off
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Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Got a little help heftin' Harold from ol' Herman Munster down at the parlor, eh? 5's
Jack Wilson - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Meriadoc - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent as always Rick! :-)
Billy Florio - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah Harold and Maude...I always laugh at the fact that "Macarthur's Right Hand Man" doesnt have a right hand
Paul Robinson - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - well, I lifted the lid off of this one and though it smelled bad it's a good parody. Man, I am so out of it tonight. I just fixed the first sentence because half the words were typed incorrectly. Think I'll turn in early tonight.
2nz - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Top quality, Rick. Maude's aged well, like a good cheese, a Munster Cheese.

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