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Song Parodies -> "Domesticity 101"

Original Song Title:

"Synchronicity I"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Domesticity 101"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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Like Black Death this tableau
Chock full woes:
Domesticity

Look askance, at sweat pants:
That’s great romance?
Domesticity

Arguments unwinnable:
Mundane/metaphysical
Pot roast’s unacceptable
Shouting reach high decible
Life seems incorrectable
Partner’s so inflexible
Can she be more densible?
Wish she were convincible !

Underwear; it’s threadbare
I blaspheme
Domesticity

There’s dishes in the sink
The garbage stinks
Domesticity

Teens so unconvincible
That they’re not invincible
If they remain skeptical
I might be transgressible
Windows need Windexable
Flu - I’m unKleenexable
Has to be objectable
Overdrawing check-ables

Dog chews shoes, cat’s got fleas
Ironing shits me
Domesticity

There’s dust balls under all
Don’t enthrall
Domesticity

Washing comes out shrinkable
TV’s on the blink-able
Dinner is inedible
Partner’s most unbeddable
Pliantness unsexable
Sleeping Sominexible
Toddlers inconsolable
Debts seem so uncontrollable

Needless fights, then tense nights
Sure, it bites
Domesticity

Reflect on current course
Mustn’t kill in-laws, I must stop and pause
Domesticity...

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Agrimorfee - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh wow, you nailed the subject in all of its glory. I kept shaking my head at each line: "Yes, yes, yes and yes!"
(does this parody offer readers a heretofore untold glimpse into the private homelife of M&P? ;))
Agrimorfee - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
BTW, M&P, your link at the bottom isn't working.
Meriadoc - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the pointer on the link - I'll fix it next time.

As for your observation, P is happily married, and M is happily (recently - hooray!) separated. :-)
Stan Hall - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
5s to M&P, and many thanks to the Goddess(es) of Domesticity that my own experience with domesticity has never mimicked the Stress City here portrayed. :-)
McKludge - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
And my parents wonder why I'm not married. 555
LadyCupCakes - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved this one! It does portray the chaotic situation of daily living . . I better start the laundry!!
AFW - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite realistic....and poetic
John Barry - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
A rhyming tour de force.
alvin - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
what john said.....you guys rock !
mandamoo - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Aah bliss. Funny down to the last odd sock :)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good parody by the most notorious duo on AmIRight, I'm so glad you guys are back in full force.
John Jenkins - February 03, 2008 - Report this comment
The three "-able" verses were outstanding, and the rest of the parody was good as well.
MasonR - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Absolutely brilliant. Now, what'll you do with Synchronicity II?
Peregrin - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I have been wondering the same thing, Mason. Thanks to everyone for their feedback :)
qld Accountant - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well synchronised. Your domestic habits are without repute.
Ford - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this very much - Fives all round!

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