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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter's End-Of-Fifth Year Song"

Original Song Title:

"Murder By Numbers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Harry Potter's End-Of-Fifth Year Song"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 15th Harry Potter song and my 11th and final HP parody of a song from "Synchronicity." Plus, this one is the 70th, I mean, 71st of all my written parodies from the past almost 3 years.
Last night I had to do some fighting
Against You-Know-Who's dark art
Bellatrix Lestrange killed Sirus Black
My godfather's death really breaks my heart

He is so dead, but there's no bloodshed
The zaps from the wands made one hell of a mess
Before my godfather died, he was never set free
The last of his life was more than a mess

Dumbledore tried to...avenge me
Cause Sirius got murdered right in front of me
Dumbledore tried to...avenge me
Cause Sirius got murdered right in front of me

You-Know-Who was the one who killed my parents
He thinks my death would be a great success
But his army against us was a failure
Everytime I have courage, I don't feel emptyness

When I came back to Hogwarts, I felt so much rage
Inside of the office with Dumbledore
Because I wanted him to let me out of his office
He refused to let me out the door

Dumbledore tried to...avenge me
Cause Sirius got murdered right in front of me
Dumbledore tried to...avenge me
Cause Sirius got murdered right in front of me

Outside of Hogwarts can sometimes be dangerous
Because of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
I am glad that I have learned the Patronus
I broke the rules, but I'm not left in shame

Next year, I hope to find the right profession
I am lucky that I didn't get banned
From Hogwarts just because I broke many rules
But I won't be killed by anyone's evil hands

Dumbledore tried to...avenge me
Cause Sirius got murdered right in front of me...
FINALLY! I got the entire HP parody album of "Synchronicity" done! That was the first time I wrote an entire parody album of an album. Writing an entire parody album about a Harry Potter book does not only help me do my best to be as talented as Weird Al, but it also reminds when the Alan Parsons Project wrote their real albums about I-Robot and Edgar Allan Poe's poems. I believe that this HP parody album is inspired by operas and musicals such as "On Our Town", The Who's "Tommy", and Bob Fosse's "All That Jazz." I have done my best on writing this parody album. I think that the band members of "The Police," the cast of the Harry Potter films, and Weird Al would all be proud of this.

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.3

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The Charnstar - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nice stuff, now I don't have to read hte book YAY! All 5's
Agrimorfee - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Congrats! On the whole, you should be proud of your achievement.
raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Agrimorfee! :)

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