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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Message In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm so drunk, i sway
a belly full of V. O.
another fuzzy day
a breathalyzer three-oh
more drunkeness than any man...i swear
help poor me...to find the straight and narrow

i'm drinkin' more or less, till i hurl
i'm drinkin' more or less, till i hurl
i hope that someone buys me
i hope that someone buys me
i hope that someone buys me
breakfast in a bottle, yeah
breakfast in a bottle, yeah

each day i'm gassed..and my mind's remote
my future has blown up...why did i start ?
only booze can keep me together
helps me cope with life...but tears my gut apart

i'm drinkin' more or less, till i hurl
i'm drinkin' more or less, till i hurl
i hope that someone buys me
i hope that someone buys me
i hope that someone buys me
breakfast in a bottle, yeah
breakfast in a bottle, yeah

woke up this morning...don't believe what i saw
hundred billion bottles...from the liquor store
seems when i get stoned, these visions, i'm shown
hundred billion on display...my mind has finally blown

i'm drinkin' more or less, till i hurl
i'm drinkin' more or less, till i hurl
i hope that someone buys me
i hope that someone buys me
i hope that someone buys me
breakfast in a bottle, yeah
breakfast in a bottle, yeah

seems that i'm a mess, i guess...seems that i'm a mess, i guess
seems that i'm a mess, i guess...seems like i'm a mess, i guess
seems that i'm a mess, i guess...seems that i'm a mess, i guess

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Paul Robinson - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, alvin - just reading this sent me reeling...just fell off my chair at work...hope they can't smell this parody on my brain...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Toast for breakfast. 5s
carol - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I was dizzy after reading this, accidently sent three 5's your way.
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul john and carol
Tim Hall - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
A Police parody that goes down smoothly with a great aftertaste
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim
Kyla - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I think there's a typo in the fifth line; it should probably be "drunkenness" (with two n's); oh well, nice job anyway; 5s.
AFW - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This got me high...
Adagio - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it a lot (I'm terse in the morning, but I DID like it). 5's
Rick C - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Flows smoothly with the OS, like a fine scotch! 555
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kyla AFW adagio and rick

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