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Song Parodies -> "Does Everyone Swear"

Original Song Title:

"Does Everyone Stare"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Does Everyone Swear"

Parody Written by:

Elgin Edward Suiter

The Lyrics

I drop the F word bomb so many, many times today,
I'm in a "pickle" and I panic,
Whenever you show up late,
I know you never asked for pain and woe,
My shots are always cheap (and low),
My shots are always cheap...

Does everyone swear the way I do?
I only swear this way at you...

You drop the F word bomb 20 millions times today,
You're manic when you panic,
That's why I'm always late...
I open up a cold one while reaching for the phone,
I better drink twice before I come on in,
Besides, I'd rather stay here at home...

Does everyone swear the way you do?
I never, ever swear this way at you...

I never noticed the size of your mouth,
Until you put your foot in it..
Please ask Jesus for forgiveness,
And your other sins,
And your other sins...

Does everyone swear the way you do?
I never swear this way at you...

Gonna write you a summons 'cause you don't know when to stop,
You're so used to thinking from the bottom than the top,
Worst of all it's crazy for it's (your) ass I always have to kiss,
I can see you're so uptight, and you talk a lot of s--t,
A lot of s--t...

Does everyone swear the way you do?
I never swear this way at you...
Does everyone swear the way you do?
I never swear this way at you...

(Repeat to fade)

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2Eagle - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Good companion piece for my parody of the day.
I Ain't BS-ing You! - November 15, 2011 - Report this comment
In the movie "Demolition Man" which stars Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes the society of the future is so cold, robotic, PC-ish and as Snipes later puts it - "a bunch of sissies". Everything you see and do is monitored and if you cuss you get a ticket for violating the Verbal Morality Act. Yeah, WTF. Great parody. Check out the movie too, it's a riot : )

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