Song Parodies -> This Guy's So Gross To Me

Original Song Title:	"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Original Performer:	The Police

Parody Song Title:	"This Guy's So Gross To Me"
Parody Written by:	Arwen

Remember Tech Support Fred??

Hate being the subject
Of ol' Fred's fantasy
He dances so badly
Trying to impress me

Torture is prolonging
Acts like he's on a stage
Butt shaking is so gross now
Feel like I'm in a cage

This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me
This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me

His effort's so zealous
I try but can't forget
His jokes are all so cheesy
I haven't laughed quite yet

Corp'ration's frustration
Can't get his work done. Why?
Can't stop from debating
"Should I poke out his eye?"

This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me
This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me

I walk in the breakroom
He tries to catch my eye
Feels like I'm in a tomb
He just unzipped his fly

It's no use, I see him
I start to heave and cough
I'd rather go out with
That Goonie guy named Sloth

This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me
This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me
This guy, this guy's so
This guy's so gross to me

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Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

"His jokes are all so cheesy" uh oh =) Still, one of my favorite original songs, and fun to read about my boy Fred again.

Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

No Jeff...I LOVE your cheesy jokes...=) But that could be because you don't gross me out in every other way known to man!!

Ashkicksass - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh honey...I know someone like that. I'm sorry. And that's all I can say.

Tim Mayfield - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen, umm, if you do a third one on Fred is that dangerous? Like dreaming the same dream three times? And, shouldn't your reply to Jeff be "you don't gross me out in every other way known to WOMAN!!"? Jus' wonderin' Oh, btw good job on this one.

Leo Jay - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

This is great!

Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Ash...I'm sorry that you know a similar soul. I honestly wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Tim...I have done infinity parodies on Lord of the Rings...and have lived to tell the tale...so...I think I'll be okay. Thanks, though!

Leo...I know I am, but what are you? I mean...thanks!

alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

if stalked, call the police...hahaha...i like this one a lot....5s

Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin!!! =)

Rick D - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

He could join my band.

Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

a teeny bit worried when I read the title, but no....
so did you start with "That Goonie guy named Sloth" and fit cough in around it? That Fred's really starting to flesh out nicely in my imagination now (as well as the breakroom) and I eagerly await more of his adventures -555, darling

Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll send him over, Rick!

Adam Eccleshall - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen... surely now the Ring is destroyed, the Fellowship is free to rid you of this menace?

Great song :-)

Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Adam...I've called Legolas several times...no answer. Stupid Mirkwoodian Bastard. I'm going to have to pull some strings with the King...

Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment

And FINALLY...to answer Stuart's question...but only because I know that several of you are wondering about my unbelievable skills...

I did not write the Sloth line first. The Sloth line was actually the last thing I wrote. I generally write all of my parodies from start to finish...except for the chorus and/or tagline, which is what wanders into my brain in the middle of a staff meeting when I'm supposed to be paying attention, and demands that I write a parody immediately.

Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Fred's becoming quite a star on Amiright, isn't he? I think I'll start a "Save Tech Support Fred from being beaten up by Arwen" campaign!! 555

Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice idea...except nobody would donate, KR! Everyone wants to see me kick that guy's ass! ; )

Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen's Big Fat Obnoxious Co-Worker gets all ones, but the song about him gets all fives!

Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, I love you Michael! Thanks...=)

Serafina - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey there, Arwen...happy new year to you! I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year's...I sure did.

Now, on to the parody...it was excellent! The words flow very well with the original, and I also liked the part about the cheesy jokes. I have to vote 5-5-5 here. :)

Johnny D - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Superb parody. Years ago, when my wife and I lived in an apartment in the city, we used the name "Fred" as a euphemism for "cockroach".

Arwen - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment

So nice to see you, Serafina!! Thanks a bunch for the kind words on the parody! I did have a LOVELY holiday season...glad to hear you did, too!!

Johnny, thanks for stopping by! Nice to know you can understand why I want to stomp this guy!! =)

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Song Parodies -> This Guy's So Gross To Me

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

The Police

"This Guy's So Gross To Me"

Arwen

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