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Song Parodies -> "Massage in a Brothel"

Original Song Title:

"Message in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Massage in a Brothel"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Much aghast today
Wife stands cross with me-o
Discovered blown me pay
On ev'ry whore in Rio
I can't resist
Fannies make me stare
'Less you think prefer me playing solitaire-o

No end of such a mess with the girls
No end of such a mess with the girls
I stop there just to get my
I stop there just to get my
I stop there just to get my
Massage in a brothel, yeah
Massage in a brothel, yeah

I fear I'm fashed - lipstick's on my coat
She would have known they sharpened my dart
Riding crops and cheap tacky leather
Love to send me wife
For lessons - make her tart!

No end of such a mess with the girls
No end of such a mess with the girls
I stop there just to get my
I stop there just to get my
I stop there just to get my
Massage in a brothel, yeah
Massage in a brothel, yeah
More massage in a brothel, yeah
Massage in a brothel, yeah

Without no warning
Me so grieved 'cus the law
Sundered all the brothels
Quashed hopes evermore
Seems my chance is blown relieving my bone
Hung me face downcast today
Looking for a ho

It's end of passioness with the girls
It's end of passioness with the girls
No hope no more to get my
No hope no more to get my
No hope no more to get my
Massage in a brothel, no
Massage in a brothel, no
Massage in a brothel, more!
Massage in a brothel, no

Tending now to o'er obsess
Bend 'em over to excess
I need a week to decompress
Oh send me out to convalesce

(repeat and fade)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work! Swiss cheese memory on the song on my part, though.
Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm, massaging his Sting-er, eh? Let's hear it for "FULL RELEASE"! 5's
John the Grunt - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5.I've been to one of those places, (by accident, honest). I heard that Shiatsu was an excellent type of massage, so off I went looking, no idea what to expect. Started off with a 'body scrub' which consisted of a wash cloth and a lying-down shower. 'All-over' meant all over. At one point, she put the wash cloth on my ass and through the cloth ran her fingers down my crack!! Heebie Jeebies!!! Massage followed, was pretty good. Then the hand went where the hand ought not go, and I realized I was in the wrong part of town. I got straight up (no pun intended) and left before the grand finale. I shudda known something was amiss when I was asked to pay in advance!!
Amiright-Taxi Driver - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That previous comment is another Amiright-Taxi Confession!
Rick D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Bummer. No happy ending.
grunting john - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I went to one of them by accident too.. i was asked to pay lip service or a hand to mouth fee great job guys
Stray Pooch - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
John the Grunt: You did it by ACCIDENT?? Hey, dude, is your first name "Justin"? Merry and Pippin: Excellent!! 555
CeramicsFanatic - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo! You two did an excellent job with this one! ;-)
mandamoo - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Lucky I'm well acquainted with the Yanky definition of fannies ! ;-D Excellent one guys !
Phil Alexander - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Tut, tut. Is the next one going to be "Masseurs of the Universe", then?
Agrimorfee - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ya mon, no worries, 555.
Justin Timberlake - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I went to one of those places by accident and had a glandular malfunction causing me to enjoy a fabulous orgasm against my will.
Peregrin - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Justin, you 'boobed' then, and not for the first time!
Paul Robinson - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this one when it came out...Absolutely Hysterical!!! Folks, if you see this note on the "Latest Comments", check this one out! You have 21 votes so far, 19 of them "5-5-5" and two lesser votes by people who obviously know nothing about pacing, humor or fine quality work. I am voting a fresh set of 5's that will probably knock away your prior votes...
Adagio - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw the fresh comments and came by here to restore my vote of 5's...forgot how good it was!
Stuart McArthur - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I too obeyed Paul's directive, and I too am impressed - perfect pacing to the syallable you two - and great story to suit the idea and OS - LOL! - 555

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