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Song Parodies -> "Dimwits Flirt With The Nautical Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Spirits in the Material World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Dimwits Flirt With The Nautical Girl"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Science finally found a mermaid
We are planning to get her laid
Once we procreate we’ll earn eggs
Maybe rum will be a slurred aid

Help us dimwits hit on the nautical girl
Us dimwits hit on the nautical girl
Us dimwits hit on the nautical girl
Us dimwits hit on the nautical girl

Our installed breeder’s chic
Smooth words he says to nail ya
While human’s knees grow weak
She speaks dolphin so a failure

Still us dimwits flirt with the hot nautical girl
Us dimwits flirt with the nautical girl
Us dimwits flirt with the nautical girl
Us dimwits flirt with the nautical girl

Her sunken treasure hides
Need her lay display
Our studies are denied
This is all a nerds’ dismay

Nope us dimwits can’t get with nautical girl
Us dimwits can’t get with nautical girl
Us dimwits can’t get with nautical girl
Us dimwits can’t get with nautical girl

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Jack Wilson - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL awesome job here, 5s
John Barry - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd like to be under the sea. . . .
alvin - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
funny concpet...nice job
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastically odd or oddly fantastic...you choose! 555
Dee Range - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
A Darryl Hannah blow up mermaid doll !!! There's an idea
stuart mcarthur - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I can see why you had to nail the title sub Matty - it was a doozy - a bit harder nailing the mermaid though I'm tipping - 555
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with Kristof. Was her name Ariel or Madison? ;)
Rex - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was nautical and nice.
Syncronos - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I vote Madison, 'cause Ariel's a FRIGGIN CARTOON, and Daryl hannah is still kinda hot! 555
bobpiecheese - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah, the old mermaid problem. Has its own Wikipedia article. What to do? Write a parody about it of course! Great job from the local Amiright redneck!
Below Average Dave - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hmm. . .all the Police songs you could have chosen and you chose a short one. . .Matthias--this one is funny, but I have to be 100% honest, it's not my favorite by you.
Jack Wilson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Still very strange, Matty...and the OS leaves you short on lines to use, but this is fun.
Cat - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hahahaha! Delightfully warped.

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