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Song Parodies -> "Dramatic Moment In The Wizard Courtroom"

Original Song Title:

"Mother"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Dramatic Moment In The Wizard Courtroom"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 10th Harry Potter song and my 6th HP parody of a song from "Synchronicity." This is about when Harry begs the judge not to expel him from Hogwarts.
Well, I am now at the hearing,
But I don't want to go back home
I want to go to Hogwarts
But I don't want to hear a "no"
I am now at the hearing,
It's shakin' all my bones
I have explained everything
Tell me judge, am I free to go?

The reason why I used magic
It was just to save a Muggle
I illegally used magic
But it stopped the dementors' evil
Well, I had to use the magic
To stop the hit on the Muggle
I know the misuse of magic
Can get me in extreme trouble

Oh oh magic

Oh dear judge I'm beggin' you
Not to expel me
Oh dear judge I'm beggin' you
Just to forgive me
Judge, I've been feelin' guilty
It just sickens me
Oh dear judge I'm beggin' you
Will you set me free?

Well, I am now at the hearing,
But I don't want to go back home
I want to go to Hogwarts
But I don't want to hear a "no"
I am now at the hearing,
It's shakin' all my bones
I have explained everything
Tell me judge, am I free to go?

(After the song ends, the judge tells Harry what will happen)

***Judge***:
Well, Mr. Harry James Potter, I understand that you illegally used magic to save a Muggle's life. I know that it's normally illegal for an underage wizard to use magic outside of Hogwarts, but I will let you off this burden for now. As for you and the rest of the underage wizards, it is okay to use magic outside of Hogwarts only under one condition. That is if there is an attack. You are now free to go. CASE DISMISSED!!!

(Then he pounds the hammer.)

***Harry***:
Thank you, sir.

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Agrimorfee - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This is probably the least popular Police track, but you are gonna make HP fans love it. :) The song mood matched the storyline mood quite well. You are definitely getting better!
raddog20002002 - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Agrimorfee and I knew I would get better with my parody writing if I kept it up. I'm glad that you believe in that fact and thank you for giving me credit for writng a parody of one of the least popular Police tracks. :)

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