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Song Parodies -> "Re-Proselytize Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Rehumanize Yourself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Re-Proselytize Yourself"

Parody Written by:

Elgin Edward Suiter

The Lyrics

She goes out nights with her high heels on,
None of her kids knows she's not home;
Bought a guy a drink 'cause he's all alone,

She had to proselytize herself

The "dopeman" puts on a uniform,
He likes to have a gun as a good luck charm
because the values here are a social warp,

He went and "subsidized" himself...

Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself...

I work all day in a posh deli,
Making pagan sandwiches that I can't eat,
Making lots of money that I won't see,

I've got to proselytize myself...

Me brother's joined a "country club",
He always liked to "rub-a-dub",
He's got his arm around some guy named "Beelzebub",

He went and proselytized himself...

Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself...

I live in a "baby factory",
Mating lots of women I chance to meet,
Making lots of babies that I won't see

(I gotta proselytize myself)

The "dopeman" puts on a uniform,
He likes to have a gun as a good luck charm
because values here are a social warp,

Reproselytize yourself...

Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself,
Reproselytize yourself

(Repeat to fade)

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