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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stand Losing You, Padme!"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stand Losing You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stand Losing You, Padme!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Fear of losing his wife caused him to kill her...go figure
Man, I've killed so many guys today
So I guess it's all true what Kenobi says
That I will never be a Jedi again
And I'm fighting in a battle that I just can't win

I guess he looked behind the scenes
At the plans of Senator Palpatine

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't

I can't stand losing you
I can't stand losing you
I can't stand losing you
I can't stand losing you

You see, I get these mind attacks
And they give me visions of the future, black
I can't see the point in another day
When I want to be a master, and they say "no way'

I guess you'd call me lunatic
But to carry on without you doesn't make no sense

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing

I guess this my last goodbye
For Padme's sake, can't let her die
"Cause I'll go crazy if she's dead
And all this rage will be on your head

I guess it's called the Dark Side
But Anakin's gone. "Darth Vader, rise."

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't

I can't stand losing you




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Tim Hall - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Wier-Do-Al has taught you well!
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, and you bring up a good question concerning the movie. I figured Padme's death would've been better handled as an unforeseen accident. It felt a bit contrived with Anakin's anger being involved.

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