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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Stalking You"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Stalking You"

Parody Written by:

Anthony Knight

The Lyrics

The original song is a stalkers anthem anyways so i redid the whole song, its about a stoner, stalking another stoner..(I'm not a stoner though)
Every puff you take
every joint you make
every bong you break
every trip you take
I'll be stalking you

every single May
on the 20th day
every tape you play
every night you stay
I'll be stalking you

Oh can't you see
you owe me
How my poor head aches
with every puff i take

Every deal you make
Every vial you take
every ache you fake
every plant you take
I'll be stalking you

Since you started i been lost without a trace
I dream at night i can only be amazed
I look around and its you i cant replace
I feel so high and i and i long for some munchies
I keep smoking baby baby pleaaaase.....

Oooh oooh oooh

Oh can't you see
you owe me
how my poor head aches
with every puff i take

every deal you make
every vial you take
ever ache you fake
every plant you take
I'll be stalking you

Every trip you take
every jointf you make
i'll be stalking you
i'll be stalking you

Every puff you take
every joint you make
every bong you break
every trip you take
I'll be stalking you

every single May
on the 20th day
every tape you play
every night you stay
I'll be stalking you

Oh can't you see
you owe me
How my poor head aches
with every puff i take

Every deal you make
Every vial you take
every ache you fake
every plant you take
I'll be stalking you

every single May
on the 20th day
every tape you play
every night you stay
I'll be stalking you

Oh can't you see
you owe me
How my poor head aches
with every puff i take



Every deal you make
Every vial you take
every ache you fake
every plant you take
I'll be stalking you
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Dayvid - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Meh. May 20th threw it off.
Jed the Gay Redneck - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
5:20? Sorry dude, could have been better.

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