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Song Parodies -> "Pac-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Pac-Man"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

Pac-Man, you will have to eat all those pills tonight
Lost in this dark maze
You don't know what lies around that corner, right?
Pac-Man, there's a pack of ghosts that's led by Clyde
Eat the flashing white pill
You will knock them out and then you'll take a bite

Pac-Man, you will have to eat all those pills tonight
Pac-Man, you will have to eat all those pills tonight

Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight), Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight),
Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight), Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight),
Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight), oh

I played it in the arcade
About twenty times each day
Never got past level three
Don't know how anyone could get so good
The original is peak
But those 3D games were weak
I'll tell you now, so listen up there's only one...

Pac-Man, you will have to eat all those pills tonight
Pac-Man, you will have to eat all those pills tonight

Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight), Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight),
Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight), Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight),
Pac-Man (eat all those pills tonight)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Birgitta - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute...and I never got past level 3 either,lol.
mac - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. The Police and Pac Man, that takes me back.
Arcade Junkie - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good and I did get past level 3 one time.
nally - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I used to be really good at Ms Pac-Man, but I haven't played it in three years. Anyway, nice job.
Peregrin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I always found PacMan frustrating, but your work with it has made it better!
Tiff - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha now if I can get the song out of my head.... paaac man ROFL
The Invincible - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I thank you all for your votes. From the votes, I assume that this is my top parody so far. My 10th parody, a milestone for me, is coming up. I will try to find a way to thank you for your support.
... - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I already placed my vote but forgot to leave a comment. I like Pac-Man (actually, Ms Pac-man, but I always refer to it as Pac-Man). :)
nally - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The other day I played Ms. Pac-Man for the first time in three and a half years; I seem to have lost my skill. Of course, the joystick on that machine was harder to control and it hurt my hand; I couldn't get past the peach level.
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
feb 04 sotm--Good stuff, Maynard
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM FEB) 555, excellent! I love it!
Rick D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
What Johnny said
The Invincible - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the votes, but uh, agri, that's not my name. There must be some confusion.
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Vinc. I am just pulling your leg, it's a family pet phrase when something someone cooked tastes real good. It was originally used in a Maypo Hot Cereal commercial from the '50s (before my time and probably before yours, too). I use it here as a catch-all comment for the contests when I can't think of something clever to say (since we have to type SOMETHING. Maybe that's what I'll do on the nest SOTM and ABC--just type SOMETHING!))
The Invincible - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Like I said, there has been some confusion. You are clearly a very confused little man.
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM FEB) You got game! But must I must confess that I didīt find it especially funny. Maybe Iīm too old for arcading. 534.
Phil Nelson - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah! Amazing parody.
Spaff.com - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh. "Pac-Man" is a great sub for "Roxanne," and I particularly like "You don't know what lies around that corner."
Paul Robinson - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(FEB SOTM) Great pacing job. Not much on arcading myself anymore, but you did a fine job...gave you 5-4-4 here.
Phil Alexander - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, especially the mental image of Sting whining "Pac-Maaaaaaan" :-)
Claude Prez - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff, The Invincible Maynard.
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep! I also had visions of a sincere Sting wailing the word!
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Simple but eloquent.
2nz - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
For those about to game... WE SOL-UTE YOU! Good work, TI.
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job I.
nally - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess I've become really good at Ms. Pac Man once again. The other day I got past the banana level, and after that (and in the subsequent levels), random fruits bounce around the maze (but the first fruit that bounces around won't necessarily be the same as the second one). I already voted 5-5-5 on this, by the way.
Rafeal De La Ghetto - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, this is good.

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