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Song Parodies -> "Grandma"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

Grandma
Wish that you would stop at the red light
There's people comming
You should know that pedestrians have the right

Grandma
You wear those support hose way to tight
Watch the steets for people
If you hit them they will probably die

Grandma
Wish that you would stop at the red light
Grandma
Wish that you would stop at the red light

Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma

I've loved you since I knew you
I hate to ride when with you
I have to tell you about the law
They will put you in the county jail

You need to stop your Yugo
I know you're late for bingo
Told you once I won't tell you again
There's a car there

Grandma
Wish that you would stop at the red light
Grandma
Wish that you would stop at the red light

Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma (stop at the red light)
Grandma (stop at the red light)

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Michael Pacholek - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, but how could you write a song about a grandma in December and not mention reindeer?
Shawna - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Dang it, I knew I was forgetting something. lol
funnygirl - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
hilarious made me crack up laughing.

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