Song Parodies -> Every Show You Make
| Original Song Title: | "Every Breath You Take" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Every Show You Make" |
| Parody Written by: | Scathe |
Behold my view of reality TV.
Every show you make
Every bomb we take
Every thought half-baked
Every aired mistake
I'm not watching it
Every cheesy host
Every on-air boast
All there acts are toast
That I hate the most
I'm not watching it
Oh, can't you see
Reality TV
How my poor head aches
With every one you make
Every last fake buck
Every plate of muck
Every cry for luck
All the choices suck
I'm not watching it
Since they been on I've left TV behind
The constant premieres are all terrible finds
In need a sitcom just to try and unwind
Before all this crap makes me lose my mind
And I cry out, "Dear God, end it please!"
Oh, can't we please
Kill this bad TV
Well all these shows blow
More than a game show
Every phony date
Every judge irate
Every vote-off fate
It's the stuff I hate
I'm not watching it
Every bomb we take
Every thought half-baked
Every aired mistake
I'm not watching it
Every cheesy host
Every on-air boast
All there acts are toast
That I hate the most
I'm not watching it
Oh, can't you see
Reality TV
How my poor head aches
With every one you make
Every last fake buck
Every plate of muck
Every cry for luck
All the choices suck
I'm not watching it
Since they been on I've left TV behind
The constant premieres are all terrible finds
In need a sitcom just to try and unwind
Before all this crap makes me lose my mind
And I cry out, "Dear God, end it please!"
Oh, can't we please
Kill this bad TV
Well all these shows blow
More than a game show
Every phony date
Every judge irate
Every vote-off fate
It's the stuff I hate
I'm not watching it
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Yes!
i like the wordplay in this one...5s
I vote to keep this parody on the island.
I hate reality TV too...this parody pretty much says it all. =)
I admire your restraint in verse 3. This is the sign of genius. Thanks so much!
Well said.
hilarious, scathe...."Every phony date Every judge irate" - 555
I just counted, and by coincidence there happened to be 555 bad TV ideas that made us all cringe. Great lampoon of crappy TV shows.
Liked this alot Scathe...555
(ABC) Really good. It's a pity that the OS couldn't have had more lyrics for you to work with, though.
Brilliantly executed. Like most game show hosts should be. 555
(ABC05) Clever.
I'm with you.
(ABC) Great song!
(ABC-E) What a concept - reality parody. I'm with you Scathe ,100% on this. What could be worse than reality TV? Reality TV reruns. I think I'd rather watch Springer and that ain't sayin' much.
(ABC) "Reality Show" is an oxymoron.
(ABC) see above - and I add "How my poor head aches" to my fave lines - but, although I hate the Big Brothers and clones, I love and have never missed an episode of........"Survivor!"
On the positive side, I seem to be going outside more just to avoid 'Reality TV'. Or I just play video games. In both cases, this is excellently written, a very good take on the OS and a worthy cause for complaining. You got my vote
Good song...although I was actually in a Survivor Pool last season (betting each week on who will win). Point taken on most of the others though (BB, Contender, Top Model, America's Next Shark Bait, etc)
Excellent stuff - that reminds me, I've got a reality-TV take on Bat out of Hell around here somewhere...
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