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This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| T-town | southtown | p.o.d. | kojak | |||
| T.M.P | T.N.T | AC/DC | Mr. Brownstone | |||
| Taboo | Tattoo | Jordin Sparks | Kaylie L | |||
| Tails From Pornographic Motions | Tales From Topographic Oceans | Yes | Daniel Rainey | |||
| Taint | Faint | Linkin Park | FUNSTUFF | |||
| Tainted Blood | Tainted Love | Softcell | Snipe | |||
| Take A Pee | Take On Me | A-Ha | Steve Livingston | |||
| Take a Poo | Bug a Boo | Destiny's Child | Jack Mioff | |||
| Take an E-Mail to Mary | Take a Message to mary | the Everly brothers | Marian | |||
| Take Five | Hang Ten | Edwin | tyye | |||
| Take It In The Bung | Take It On The Run | REO Speedwagon | Joe | |||
| Take It Or Break It | Hate It Or Love It | The Game | weirdkid106 | |||
| Take Me to Death | Bring Me to Life | Evanescence | Lizzie | |||
| Take Me To My Wife | Take Me Home Tonight | Eddie Money | John | |||
| Take My Bread Away | Take My Breath Away | Jessica Simpson | Homeless | |||
| Take My Wife | It's My Life | No Doubt | Rob | |||
| Take My Wife Away (Rudy Giuliani Song) | Take My Breath Away | Berlin | MOR | |||
| Take Off ; Leave (This Planet) | Take On Me | A1 | Anjali Sakhrani | |||
| take on pee | take on me | a1 | sarah ashworth | |||
| Take One Leak | One Week | Bare Naked Ladies | Matthias | |||
| Take Tai Chi | Take On Me | A-Ha | pauhead | |||
| take the pain | destinys child | say my name | alana | |||
| Take you to death | Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Amy | |||
| Talk Like A Politician | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | Election '08 | |||
| Talk now | Walk away | High school musical 3: senior year | Hefner | |||
| Talk S*** | Toxic | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Tame | Fame | Irene Cara | one | |||
| Tampa Bay Lightning | Thunder and Lightning | Chi Coltrane | 70smusic | |||
| The Tampon Song | The Wanton Song | Led Zeppelin | Nahpsee Flopsy | |||
| Tangled Fairy | Twisted Angel | Leann Rimes | Tash | |||
| Tap That | Clap Back | Ja Rule | Pimpmaster Chris | |||
| Tape It Or Glue It | Hate It Or Love It | Game | SmartyPants | |||
| Tape Worm | Spit Sperm | KMFDM | i_need_the_chunky | |||
| Tarzan's Deceased | Superman's Dead | Our Lady Peace | superhero | |||
| Taser | Loser | Beck | o | |||
| The Taste of Paste | The Taste of Ink | The Used | punk | |||
| The Taste Of Paste | The Taste Of Ink | The Used | newrock | |||
| Tasty | Toxic | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Taurus Sally | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | oldsongs | |||
| TCBY | TVC15 | David Bowie | britrock | |||
| TDY | Holiday | Green Day | military | |||
| The Teacher Who Doesn't Approve | The Man Who Can't Be Moved | The Script | JMasta | |||
| Team | Speak | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Teenage Cup-Cake | Teenage Dirt -Bag | Wheetus | evil_little_sister | |||
| Teenage Flick | Crazy Chick | Charlote Church | joe.c | |||
| Teenage Golf Bag | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | newrock | |||
| teenage prankster | wannabe gangstar | wheatus | Brendan | |||
| Teenage Punch Bag | Tennage Dirt Bag | Wheatus | Katie | |||
| Teenager Who F***s | Teenager In Love | Dion and the Belmonts | oldsongs | |||
| Teeth | Speak | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Teething | Breathing | Yellowcard | john | |||
| Tell The Jerk To Quit | Too Legit To Quit | MC Hammer | skaterben | |||
| Terrible Song | Beautiful Soul | Jesse McCartney | Kim | |||
| Texaco | Mexico | James Taylor | whistle | |||
| Teyve Had To Hurl | If I Were A Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani | Broadway | |||
| Thank You For The Denim | Thank You For The Venom | My Chemical Romance | Figgy | |||
| That Cellulite Nightmare | This Celluloid Dream | AFI | Lizzie | |||
| That Don't Offend Me Much | That Don't Impress Me Much | Shania Twain | Chris V | |||
| That guys got a knife | Welcome to my Life | Simple Plan | jonny d | |||
| That Monkey's Got My Gun | Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | Princess Chic | |||
| That's Me, Alright! | That's Not Me | Jennifer Lopez | *~Belle~* | |||
| That's You, That Is | That, That Is | Yes | pickle* | |||
| Theo | Rio | Duran Duran | o | |||
| There Goes My Career | There Goes My Baby | Donna Summer | disco | |||
| There Goes My Fart Again | There Goes My Heart Again | Holly Dunn | Meredith Corpening | |||
| There Is No Jamie O'Neal | There Is No Arizona | Jamie O'Neal | Julia Farda | |||
| There's A Queer In My Rear | There's A Tear In My Beer | Hank Williams Jr. | Darrell Bowman | |||
| There's A Queer On My Steer | There's A Tear In My Beer | Hank Williams, Jr. | reg_ister | |||
| theres somethin in my pocket | squeeze the thing in my front pocket | cauton | dabby | |||
| These Boots Are Made For Stalking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Jessica Simpson | stormtrooper7777 | |||
| These Boots Are Made In Milwaukee | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Jessica Simpson | qbc1233 | |||
| These Boots Give Me Arthritis | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | Mickey D. | |||
| They Take What You Hid | You Get What You Give | The New Radicals | newrock | |||
| They're Boys or Girls? | B-Boys & Fly Girls | Bomfunk MC's | Neta Rosenthal | |||
| Thinner | Stronger | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Thirst | First | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Thirty Trees Done For Sheep | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | ThatAwesomeGuy | |||
| This Disaster | Mr. Krabs | New Found Glory | Thomas | |||
| this hate | this love | Maroon 5 | Felicia | |||
| This Is Not David Bowie | This Is Not America | David Bowie and the Pat Metheny Group | movie | |||
| This is not Helvetica (Song for Arial) | This is not America | David Bowie | Raphael | |||
| This is where that bastard's at | This is where the party's at | NSYNC | xitosucks | |||
| This Is Why I'm Blonde | This Is Why I'm Hot | MIMS | Rachel | |||
| This President | This Charming Man | The Smiths | Snipe | |||
| This Sucks | These Words | Natasha Bedingfield | weeee | |||
| Thomas Dolby never liked Homework | She Blinded me with Science | Thomas Dolby | n12 | |||
| the thong song is to blame | the song remains the same | led zepplin | suicidebysafetypin | |||
| Those Boobs Have Got To Be Fake | My Favorite Mistake | Sheryl Crow | Zac | |||
| Thoughtful | Thoughtless | Korn | Kaylie L | |||
| A Thousand Drinks (Jenna Had Today) | A Thousand Miles | Vanessa Carlton | united | |||
| Three Mile Isle | Eight Miles High | The Byrds | oldsong | |||
| Thriller | Stronger | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Through Plastic | Through Glass | Stone Sour | Kaylie L | |||
| Through The Pain | Through The Rain | Mariah Carey | NuGGaH | |||
| Through The Tire | Through The Wire | Kanye West | Bran | |||
| throw up | grow up | bridget | ida | |||
| Throw Up | Grow Up | Simple Plan | Bridget | |||
| Throw Up | Grow Up | Simple Plan | Paul iz Adorable!! | |||
| Throw-Up | Shut-Up | Simple Plan | DeeMarie | |||
| Throwing Up | Load Me Up | Matthew Good Band | crudd | |||
| Throwing Up | Coming Up | Paul McCartney | beegles | |||
| Thuck My Lisp | Suck My Kiss | Red Hot Chili Peppers | rocky | |||
| Thump Pow Kaboom! | Stomp | Young Buck | SmartyPants | |||
| Thumpin' Thumpin' | Jumpin' Jumpin' | Destiny's Child | soul ii | |||
| Thunderthighs 65 | Thunderkiss 65 | White Zombie | Kaylie L | |||
| Thursday Afternoon | Sunday Morning | Maroon 5 | that guy over at the 7-11 | |||
| Thyme | Time | Hootie and the Blowfish | Kaylie L | |||
| Ticket | Magnet | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Tide Detergent | Like A Virgin | Madonna | pop | |||
| Tie | Fly | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round Your Clavicle | Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round Your Ole Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | Mickey D. | |||
| Tighten Up Her Buttons | Loosen Up My Buttons | The Pussycat Dolls | tightens | |||
| Time Flies By | Time Stands Still | Rush | oldrock | |||
| time for me too poop | time for me to fly | reo speedwagon | jennifer hogetvedt | |||
| Times That You Lied (as sung by Bill Clinton) | Times Of Your Life | Paul Anka | MOR | |||
| Timmah! (Livin' A Lie) | Jimmy | M.I.A. | hamburger456 | |||
| Tinky Winky, Dispy, La La, Po | La La | Ashley Simpson | nevergonnaknow | |||
| Tinsel, Tinsel | Pistol, Pistol | D12 | Teenage Axe Murderer | |||
| Tiny Hamster | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | Ms. Deevah | |||
| Tired | Fighter | Christina Aguilera | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Tired Roadies | Wild Horses | The Rolling Stones | The Man Callled True | |||
| TNN Killed The Ol' Country Star | Video Killed The Radio Star | The Buggles | Countryboy | |||
| To The Windows | Get Low | Lil John & The Eastside Boyz | Bodecia Harris | |||
| to-day | one day | Simple Plan | s.p | |||
| Tofu Burger (Far From Paradise) | Cheeseburger In Paradise | Jimmy Buffett | SusanG | |||
| Toilet Water | Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | rocky | |||
| Tokin in the Boys Room | Smoking in the Boys Room | brownsville station | digital silencer | |||
| Tomorrow Comes Yesterday After The 2nd Day In June | Tomorrow Comes Today | Gorillaz | anonymous | |||
| Tongue Song | Thong Song | Sisqo | LaJanette | |||
| Tongue to the pole! | Balls to the wall | DYING FETUS | Aubrion Taylor | |||
| A Tonic Hog | Atomic Dog | George Clinton | pauhead | |||
| Tony Danza | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | Repetitive Dork | |||
| Tony Danza | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | DJ John | |||
| Tony's dead | in my head | no doubt | sum41 is best damn band in whole damn world | |||
| Too Fat To F**k | Too Drunk To F**k | The Dead Kennedys | punk | |||
| Too Lame Game | Two Time Grime | Skinny Puppy | bleurgh | |||
| Too Late To Make A U-Turn | Too Late To Turn Back Now | Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose | soul | |||
| Top Cat Strut | Stray Cat Strut | Stray Cats | Paul Warren | |||
| Topless Dancer | Private Dancer | Tina Turner | Paul Warren | |||
| The Tornado Song | The Zepher Song | Red Hot Chili Peppers | punk | |||
| Tortuga (The Turtle) | Tortura | Shakira | OC | |||
| total eclipse from the fart | total eclipse of the heart | bonnie tyler | bexi | |||
| Totally Blitzed By A Fart | Total Eclipse Of The Heart | Bonnie Tyler | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Tow | Drive | Cars | smittykins | |||
| Tow The Line | Terrible Lie | NIN | Kitty Canoli, amateur porn star | |||
| The Toy is Mine | The Boy is Mine | Brandy and Monica | Lucy | |||
| Tragedy | Gravity | Soul Decision | Ryan Harder | |||
| Trailer Trash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | Rob | |||
| A Train Is Gonna Come | A Change Is Gonna Come | Sam Cooke | Armand | |||
| Trashcan | Taxman | Beatles | Susan M. | |||
| Trauma Queen (That Girl) | Drama Queen (That Girl) | Lindsay Lohan | Deirdre Collins | |||
| Tricked | Thriller | Michael Jackson | august | |||
| trip | creep | radiohead | ash | |||
| Trippin' On A Weird F***in' Title For A Song | Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart | Stone Temple Pilots | Craig Feldspar | |||
| TRL Killed the Rock-n-Roll Star | Video Killed the Radio Star | The Buggles | Adam Bomb | |||
| true belivers | true idiots | bouncing basterds | marcus libansky | |||
| Trunk | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Truths | Lies | Billy Talent | coal | |||
| Try It, U Sinner | Cry Me A River | Justin Timberlake | poph | |||
| Try Like You Were Flying | Live Like You Were Dying | Tim McGraw | zachary stankiewicz | |||
| The Tsunamis And The Damage Done | The Needle And The Damage Done | Neil Young | Aaerni | |||
| Tub Of Margarine (The Margarine Song) | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | Bobo | |||
| Tuesday | Saturday | Fall Out Boy | jimmy | |||
| Tumour In My Breast | Tuna In The Brine | Silverchair | Hnin Pwint | |||
| Turds | Bodies | Drowning Pool | MeanyGirl | |||
| The Turds Get Stuck In My Butt | The Words Get Stuck In My Throat | Devo | live | |||
| Turn It On Once | Turn It On Again | Genesis | Jared Funk | |||
| Turn me off | Turn me on | Kevin Lyttle | Mr.Bob | |||
| Turned Off Again | Turn It On Again | Genesis | Susan M. | |||
| Turquoise | Blue and Green | Lalaine | Natasha | |||
| Tush Like That | A** Like That | Eminem | Sabina | |||
| Twisted Sister | Twisted Transistor | KoRn | hardrock | |||
| Twitch | Switch | Will Smith | 25 Cent | |||
| Two Blondes And A Goat | Three Wise Men | James Blunt | irisponsable | |||
| Two Bribes | Two Tribes | Frankie Goes to Hollywood | Kool Dudy | |||
| Two Pop Tarts | Two of Hearts | Stacy Q | Mikey P | |||
| Two Pump Bozo | One Step Closer | Linkin Park | FELIX* | |||
| Two Weeks | One Week | Barenaked Ladies | Josh hefner |
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