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Entries Beginning with T

New Song Name		Original Name		Original Band Name		Submitted by:
T-town		southtown		p.o.d.		kojak
T.M.P		T.N.T		AC/DC		Mr. Brownstone
Taboo		Tattoo		Jordin Sparks		Kaylie L
Taco Bell		Gives U Hell		All-American Rejects		Jenni-songwriter
Tails From Pornographic Motions		Tales From Topographic Oceans		Yes		Daniel Rainey
Taint		Faint		Linkin Park		FUNSTUFF
Taint No Grave		Ain't No Grave		Hillary Scott		Sir Ron Norris
Tainted Blood		Tainted Love		Softcell		Snipe
Take A Letter To Rhea		Take A Letter, Maria		R.B. Greaves		Waldo D. Law
Take A Letter To Tia		Take A Letter, Maria		R.B. Greaves		Waldo D. Law
Take A Pee		Take On Me		A-Ha		Steve Livingston
Take a Poo		Bug a Boo		Destiny's Child		Jack Mioff
Take A Shredder, Maria		Take A Letter, Maria		R.B. Greaves		Waldo D. Law
Take a Vow		Take a Bow		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Take an E-Mail to Mary		Take a Message to mary		the Everly brothers		Marian
Take Another Pitcher		Take Another Picture		Quarterflash		D. Melody Dole, MD
Take Five		Hang Ten		Edwin		tyye
Take It In The Bung		Take It On The Run		REO Speedwagon		Joe
Take It Off		Shake It Off		Taylor Swift		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Take It Or Break It		Hate It Or Love It		The Game		weirdkid106
Take It Real Slow		How Will I Know		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Take Maria [wouldn't post under remove a letter]		Take A Letter Maria		R.B. Greaves		Regina Haniger
Take Me As I Scram		Take Me As I Am		Vanessa Amorosi		Adlai Alda
Take Me As I Sham		Take Me As I Am		Vanessa Amorosi		Richard Wetfuss
Take Me As I Slam		Take Me As I Am		Vanessa Amorosi		Richard Wetfuss
Take Me to Death		Bring Me to Life		Evanescence		Lizzie
Take Me To My Wife		Take Me Home Tonight		Eddie Money		John
Take My Bread Away		Take My Breath Away		Jessica Simpson		Homeless
Take My Wife		It's My Life		No Doubt		Rob
Take My Wife Away (Rudy Giuliani Song)		Take My Breath Away		Berlin		MOR
Take Off		Tik Tok		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Take Off ; Leave (This Planet)		Take On Me		A1		Anjali Sakhrani
take on pee		take on me		a1		sarah ashworth
Take One Leak		One Week		Bare Naked Ladies		Matthias
Take Tai Chi		Take On Me		A-Ha		pauhead
Take The Funny And Run		Take The Money And Run		The Steve Miller Band		Sarah
Take These Chains From My Liver		Take These Chains From My Heart		Ray Charles		Regina Haniger
Take These Shackles From My Pancreas		Take These Chains From My Heart		Ray Charles		Lauren Overstreet
Take This Different Road		Take This Little Rose		Dick Dickson with Jay Randell and His Orchestra		Carole of the curves, or Lombard of the legs?
Take This Herd Off Me		Take This Hurt Off Me		Don Covay		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Take This Moth		Take This Oath		KillSwitch Engage		Lisa Basil
Take This Oaf		Take This Oath		KillSwitch Engage		Lisa Basil
Take This Ode		Take This Oath		KillSwitch Engage		Lisa Basil
Take Two Letters, Maria [wouldn't post under add a letter]		Take A Letter Maria		R.B. Greaves		Regina Haniger
Take you to death		Bring Me To Life		Evanescence		Amy
Take Your Dada		Take Your Mama		The Scissor Sisters		Lina
Taking Back My Cave		Taking Back My Brave		Carolyn Dawn Johnson		Marlene L. Ram
The Taliban		Getting Away With Murder		Papa Roach		Rock Maninoff
Talk Flirty To Me		Talk Dirty To Me		Poison		Regina Haniger
Talk Like A Politician		Walk Like An Egyptian		The Bangles		Election '08
Talk now		Walk away		High school musical 3: senior year		Hefner
Talk S***		Toxic		Britney Spears		Andrew Darwitan
Talkin' 'Bout A Ceiling		Talkin' 'Bout A Feeling		Mahogany Rush		D. Melody Dole, MD
Talkin' 'Bout A Dealing		Talkin' 'Bout A Feeling		Mahogany Rush		D. Melody Dole, MD
Talkin' 'Bout A Healing		Talkin' 'Bout A Feeling		Mahogany Rush		D. Melody Dole, MD
Talking Dust Bowl Booze		Talking Dust Bowl Blues		Woody Guthrie		Regina Haniger
Talking With Your Mouth Full		Driving With Your Eyes Closed		Don Henley		Stupid SpongeBob
Tambourine		Tangerine		Salsoul Orchestra		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tame		Fame		Irene Cara		one
Tammy's Room		Candy's Room		Bruce Springsteen		The Mole
Tampa Bay Lightning		Thunder and Lightning		Chi Coltrane		70smusic
The Tampon Song		The Wanton Song		Led Zeppelin		Nahpsee Flopsy
Tangerine Bliss		Orange Bliss		Leah West		Eva Cave
Tangerine Ears		Lemon Eyes		Meg Myers		Renee Keener
Tangled Fairy		Twisted Angel		Leann Rimes		Tash
Tangled Up In Drool		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		MOR
Tangled Up In Glee		Tangled Up in Me		Skye Sweetnam		Lydia Idyl
Tangled Up In Glue		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		MOR
Tangled Up In Goo		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		Lance Crackers
Tangled Up In Gruel		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		Rock Maninoff
Tangled Up In Pee		Tangled Up in Me		Skye Sweetnam		Lydia Idyl
Tangled Up In Poo		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		MOR
Tangled Up In Spew		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		Rock Maninoff
Tangled Up In Spewl		Tangled Up In Blue		Bob Dylan		MOR
Tap That		Clap Back		Ja Rule		Pimpmaster Chris
Tape Erased		Poker Face		Lady Gaga		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tape It Or Glue It		Hate It Or Love It		Game		SmartyPants
Tape Worm		Spit Sperm		KMFDM		i_need_the_chunky
Tapir		Vapor		Little Big Town		Lisa Basil
Tapir Airplanes		Paper Airplanes		AFI		Evil Olive
Tapir Song		Tape Song		The Kills		Nicole Velocin
Tar's On Boy		Tarzan Boy		Baltimora		Lori Tirol
Tars A Boy		Tarzan Boy		Baltimora		Lori Tirol
Tart Of Ice		Heart Of Ice		Joe Jackson		Nell Allen
Tart With 4 Wheel Drive		Heart With 4 Wheel Drive		Road Hammers		Regina Haniger
Tarzan's Deceased		Superman's Dead		Our Lady Peace		superhero
Taser		Loser		Beck		o
Tasmanian Devil Inside		Devil Inside		INXS		Brian Kelly
Tassels In The Sky		Castles In The Sky		Ian Van Dahl		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Taste Of Paste		The Taste Of Ink		The Used		newrock
The Taste of Paste		The Taste of Ink		The Used		punk
Tastes Like This Pre-Dawn		Feels Like Tonight		Daughtry		Regina Haniger
Tasty		Toxic		Britney Spears		Andrew Darwitan
Tater Tot Watch		Potato Clock		The Scaffold		Lisa Basil
Taurus Sally		Mustang Sally		Wilson Pickett		oldsongs
Tazer Cannibal Life Paragraph		Laser Cannon Deth Sentence		Dethklok		Chazm
TCBY		TVC15		David Bowie		britrock
TDY		Holiday		Green Day		military
Tea And Symphony		Tea And Sympathy		Jars Of Clay		Mary Byram
Teach Me To Bite		Teach Me Tonight		Jo Stafford		Trevor Overt
Teach Me To Fight		Teach Me Tonight		Jo Stafford		Trevor Overt
The Teacher Who Doesn't Approve		The Man Who Can't Be Moved		The Script		JMasta
Teacher, Teach Her		Teacher, Teacher		Rockpile		Sutch
Team		Speak		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Tear It Up		Burning Up		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tears Up My Pillow		Tears On My Pillow		Kylie Minogue		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tease Her, Squeeze Her Butt, Love Her		Squeeze Her - Tease Her (But Love Her)		Jackie Wilson		Allison O'Silla
Tease Plum, Coo Boston		Please Come To Boston		Dave Loggins		Cassandra Lund
Teen Bait		Teen Beat		Sandy Nelson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Teen Fleet		Teen Beat		Sandy Nelson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Teen Pete		Teen Beat		Sandy Nelson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Teen Tweet		Teen Beat		Sandy Nelson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Teen Woman		Mean Woman		Black Oak Arkansas		Adlai Alda
Teenage Cup-Cake		Teenage Dirt -Bag		Wheetus		evil_little_sister
Teenage Flick		Crazy Chick		Charlotte Church		joe.c
Teenage Golf Bag		Teenage Dirtbag		Wheatus		newrock
teenage prankster		wannabe gangstar		wheatus		Brendan
Teenage Punch Bag		Tennage Dirt Bag		Wheatus		Katie
Teenage Rhyme		Teenage Crime		Adrian Lux		Allison O'Silla
Teenager Who F***s		Teenager In Love		Dion and the Belmonts		oldsongs
Teeth		Speak		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Teething		Breathing		Yellowcard		john
Telemundo Dubbed		Television Love		Lil Niqo		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Telepath Line		Telephone Line		Electric Light Orchestra		Flora Rolf
Telephone Lion		Telephone Line		Electric Light Orchestra		Flora Rolf
Telephone Lyin'		Telephone Line		Electric Light Orchestra		Flora Rolf
Telescope Line		Telephone Line		Electric Light Orchestra		Flora Rolf
Television Liver		Radio Heart		Charly McClain		Sonya Raynos
Tell It To My Fart		Tell It To My Heart		Taylor Dayne		Regina Haniger
Tell Lana		Tell Mama		Etta James		Joe
Tell Me Something I Should Know		Tell Me Something I Don't Know		Selena Gomez		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tell Me What You Daunt		Tell Me What You Want		Hall And Oates		Regina Haniger
Tell Me What You Haunt		Tell Me What You Want		Hall And Oates		Regina Haniger
Tell Me What You Taunt		Tell Me What You Want		Zebra		Regina Haniger
Tell Star		Telstar		The Tornados		Adlai Alda
Tell The Jerk To Quit		Too Legit To Quit		MC Hammer		skaterben
Ten Cent Crystal		Ten Cent Pistol		The Black Keys		Regina Haniger
Ten Cent Missile		Ten Cent Pistol		The Black Keys		Regina Haniger
Ten Tons Of Rockin' Troll		Ten Tons Of Rock 'N' Roll		The Stage Dolls		Regina Haniger
Tequila Makes Her Foes Fall Off		Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off		Joe Nichols		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tequila Makes Her Hose Fall Off		Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off		Joe Nichols		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tequila Makes Her Nose Fall Off		Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off		Joe Nichols		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tequila Makes Her Rose Fall Off		Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off		Joe Nichols		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tequila Makes Her Rose Fall Off		Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off		Joe Nichols		D. Melody Dole, MD
Terminal		Criminal		Britney Spears		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Terrible		Cannibal		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Terrible Song		Beautiful Soul		Jesse McCartney		Kim
Terror Pen		Terrapin		Syd Barrett		Allison O'Silla
Terry In The Morning		Mary In The Morning		Al Martino		Sir Ron Norris
Texaco		Mexico		James Taylor		whistle
Texas And Toast		Ex's And Oh's		Elle King		D. Melody Dole, MD
Texting Dr. Love		Calling Dr. Love		Kiss		Rocky
Teyve Had To Hurl		If I Were A Rich Girl		Gwen Stefani		Broadway
Thank God For Lorraine		Thank God For The Rain		Graham Coxon		Lydia Idyl
Thank God For Terrain		Thank God For The Rain		Graham Coxon		Lydia Idyl
Thank God I'm a City Boy		Thank God I'm a Country Boy		John Denver		Sutch
Thank You For The Denim		Thank You For The Venom		My Chemical Romance		Figgy
That Cellulite Nightmare		This Celluloid Dream		AFI		Lizzie
That Don't Offend Me Much		That Don't Impress Me Much		Shania Twain		Chris V
That Easy Kid Stuff		That Greasy Kid Stuff		Janie Grant		Flora Rolf
That Grassy Kid Stuff		That Greasy Kid Stuff		Janie Grant		Flora Rolf
That guys got a knife		Welcome to my Life		Simple Plan		jonny d
That Hyundai, That Summer		That Sunday, That Summer		Nat King Cole		Eva Cave
That Monkey's Got My Gun		Janie's Got A Gun		Aerosmith		Princess Chic
That Slappy Height		That Happy Night		Stanley Brothers		Chris Chendo
That Sunday, That Slumber		That Sunday, That Summer		Nat King Cole		Camilla Talking Bird
That Was A Crazy Game Of Ochre		That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker		O.A.R.		Rhoda Dohr
That Was A Crazy Game Of Poke Her		That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker		O.A.R.		Tess O. Gosset
That Was Lonely Yesterday		That Was Only Yesterday		Spooky Tooth		Renee Keener
That's Enough		Superlove		Charlie XCX		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
That's Me, Alright!		That's Not Me		Jennifer Lopez		*~Belle~*
That's So Ravin'		That's So Raven		Raven Symone		Nicole Velocin
That's What Fringe Is For		That's What Friends Are For		Dionne Warwick And Friends		Roy R. Pryor
That's Where I Made Mime A Steak		That's Where I Made My Mistake		Champion Weekend		Regina Haniger
That's Where The Crappy People Go		That's Where The Happy People Go		The Trammps		Marge Pegram
That's Where The Snappy People Go		That's Where The Happy People Go		The Trammps		Marge Pegram
That's Why They Call It An Onion		That's Why They Call It A Union		Less Than Jake		Regina Haniger
That's You, That Is		That, That Is		Yes		pickle*
That's Your Davy		That's Your Baby		Joe Tex		Lana
Them Boners		Them Bones		Alice in Chains		Chazm
Theme From Wheel And Race		Theme From Will And Grace		Jonathan Wolf		Mary Byram
Theme From Willing Grace		Theme From Will And Grace		Jonathan Wolf		Mary Byram
Theo		Rio		Duran Duran		o
There Goes My Career		There Goes My Baby		Donna Summer		disco
There Goes My Fart Again		There Goes My Heart Again		Holly Dunn		Meredith Corpening
There Is No Jamie O'Neal		There Is No Arizona		Jamie O'Neal		Julia Farda
There She Glows		There She Goes		Sixpence None The Richer		Adlai Alda
There She Grows		There She Goes		Sixpence None The Richer		Adlai Alda
There You Are		Where you Are		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There's A Mother Santa Claus		There's Another Santa Claus		Bob Rivers		D. Melody Dole, MD
There's A Queer In My Rear		There's A Tear In My Beer		Hank Williams Jr.		Darrell Bowman
There's A Queer On My Steer		There's A Tear In My Beer		Hank Williams, Jr.		reg_ister
There's Another Sandy Claws		There's Another Santa Claus		Bob Rivers		Elon Muskrat
There's No Time for Bluffin'		Give Me All Your Luvin'		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There's Sure Trouble		There's Your Trouble		The (Dixie) Chicks		Sir Ron Norris
There's Your Bubble		There's Your Trouble		The (Dixie) Chicks		Sir Ron Norris
Therefore The Party		Here For The Party		Gretchen Wilson		Ned MacCamden
These Baily's Beads		This Diamond Ring		Gary Lewis And The Playboys		D. Melody Dole, MD
These Boots Are Made For Stalking		These Boots Are Made For Walking		Jessica Simpson		stormtrooper7777
These Boots Are Made In Milwaukee		These Boots Are Made For Walkin'		Jessica Simpson		qbc1233
These Boots Give Me Arthritis		These Boots Are Made For Walkin'		Nancy Sinatra		Mickey D.
These Guys		These Eyes		The Guess Who		Evan
They Call Me Febreze		They Call Me The Breeze		Eric Clapton		D. Melody Dole, MD
They Take What You Hid		You Get What You Give		The New Radicals		newrock
They're Boys or Girls?		B-Boys & Fly Girls		Bomfunk MC's		Neta Rosenthal
Thimble for My Beloved		Tremble for My Beloved		Collective Soul		Eva Cave
Thin Like Air		Like a Prayer		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Thing Of Duty		Thing Of Beauty		Hothouse Flowers		Blake DeKalb
Things I'd Never Spew		Things I'd Never Do		Darius Rucker		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Things I'd Rather Do		Things I'd Never Do		Darius Rucker		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Think Lice		Think Twice		Eve 6		Ruby Gillespie
Think Mice		Think Twice		Eve 6		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Think Spice		Think Twice		Eve 6		Ruby Gillespie
Thinking Clover		Thinking Over		Dana Glover		Margo Gram
Thinking Uber		Thinking Over		Dana Glover		Margo Gram
Thinner		Stronger		Britney Spears		Andrew Darwitan
Third Of A Thousand Voices		Bird Of A Thousand Voices		Cast Of 'The Lion Guard'		D. Melody Dole, MD
Thirst		First		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Thirst Anniversary		First Anniversary		Cathy Carr		Mary Byram
Thirst In John		Hunger In John		Rachel Sage		Mae Beam
Thirsty Liver		Hungry Heart		Bruce Springsteen		Lance Crackers
Thirty Trees Done For Sheep		Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap		AC/DC		ThatAwesomeGuy
This Boring Song		Miss Movin' On		Fifth Harmony		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
This Cavorting Life		This Sporting Life		Ian Whitcomb		D. Melody Dole, MD
This Deer's Love		This Year's Love		David Gray		D. Melody Dole, MD
This Diaper World		This Hyper World		Lemon Demon		Regina Haniger
This Disaster		Mr. Krabs		New Found Glory		Thomas
This Ditty Is Contagious		This City Is Contagious		Cab		D. Melody Dole, MD
This Escorting Life		This Sporting Life		Ian Whitcomb		D. Melody Dole, MD
this hate		this love		Maroon 5		Felicia
This is Me Making Up with You		This is Me Breaking Up with You		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
This Is Not David Bowie		This Is Not America		David Bowie and the Pat Metheny Group		movie
This is not Helvetica (Song for Arial)		This is not America		David Bowie		Raphael
This Is Shy Prayer		This Is My Prayer		Theola Kilgore		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
This Is Spry Prayer		This Is My Prayer		Theola Kilgore		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
This Is The Knife		This Is The Life		Amy MacDonald		Ned MacCamden
This Is The Strife		This Is The Life		Amy MacDonald		Ned MacCamden
This Is The Year At A Glance		This Is The Kiss Of Romance		Dick Dickson with Jay Randell and His Orchestra		Carole of the curves, or Lombard of the legs?
This is where that bastard's at		This is where the party's at		NSYNC		xitosucks
This Is Why I'm Blonde		This Is Why I'm Hot		MIMS		Rachel
This Little Girl's Gone Reekin'		This Little Girl's Gone Rockin'		Ruth Brown		Regina Haniger
This Little Girl's Gone Stonin'		This Little Girl's Gone Rockin'		Ruth Brown		Regina Haniger
This Little Girl's Gone Wreckin'		This Little Girl's Gone Rockin'		Ruth Brown		Regina Haniger
This Old Porsche		This Old Porch		Lyle Lovett		Adlai Alda
This One Drinks Minds		This One Eats Souls		Blackeyed Susans		D. Melody Dole, MD
This One's For The Chicken		This One's For The Children		New Kids On The Block		Trevor Overt
This One's For The Hurls		This One's For The Girls		Martina McBride		Allison O'Silla
This Peer's Love		This Year's Love		David Gray		D. Melody Dole, MD
This Piper World		This Hyper World		Lemon Demon		Regina Haniger
This President		This Charming Man		The Smiths		Snipe
This Probably Won't Indwell		This Probably Won't End Well		All That Remains		Regina Haniger
This Skyper World		This Hyper World		Lemon Demon		Regina Haniger
This Song is So Gay!		Get Outta My Way		Kylie Minogue		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
This Sporting Knife		This Sporting Life		Ian Whitcomb		D. Melody Dole, MD
This Sucks		These Words		Natasha Bedingfield		weeee
This Sux		The Fox		Ylvis		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
This Time A Minute For Love		This Time I'm In It For Love		Player		D. Melody Dole, MD
This Winter's Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker		This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker		Maroon 5		Tagir
This Woman's Perk		This Woman's Work		Maxwell		Lydia Idyl
Thomas Dolby never liked Homework		She Blinded me with Science		Thomas Dolby		n12
the thong song is to blame		the song remains the same		led zepplin		suicidebysafetypin
Thorn Free		Born Free		Roger Williams		Bruce Curb
Those Boobs Have Got To Be Fake		My Favorite Mistake		Sheryl Crow		Zac
Those Magic Challenges		Those Magic Changes		Sha Na Na		Lisa Basil
Those Majestic Changes		Those Magic Changes		Sha Na Na		Lisa Basil
Thoughtful		Thoughtless		Korn		Kaylie L
A Thousand Drinks (Jenna Had Today)		A Thousand Miles		Vanessa Carlton		united
Three Earthquakes In Georgia		Two Tickets To Georgia		Ben Pollack		A Kansan
Three Jeers		Three Cheers		Sworn In		Linda Radnil
Three Mile Isle		Eight Miles High		The Byrds		oldsong
Three Missed Glory		One Shot At Glory		Judas Priest		D. Melody Dole, MD
Three O'Clock Booze		Three O'Clock Blues		B.B. King		Regina Haniger
Three Wooden Crossties		Three Wooden Crosses		Randy Travis		Regina Haniger
Threw a Fit		Check On It		Beyonce		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Threw It All Away		Die Another Day		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Threw The Wire		Through The Wire		Kanye West		Mae Beam
Threw-up in My Car		We R Who We R		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Thrilled By An Angel		Killed By An Angel		Sunny Day Real Estate		Sonya Raynos
Thriller		Stronger		Britney Spears		Andrew Darwitan
Thrive In Show		Drive In Show		Eddie Cochran		Renee Keener
Through Plastic		Through Glass		Stone Sour		Kaylie L
Through The Lyre		Through The Wire		Kanye West		Mae Beam
Through The Pain		Through The Rain		Mariah Carey		NuGGaH
Through The Tire		Through The Wire		Kanye West		Bran
Throw Up		Shut Up		Simple Plan		Optimus Lime
Throw Up		Grow Up		Simple Plan		Paul iz Adorable!!
throw up		grow up		bridget		ida
Throw What		So What		Pink		The Mole
Throw-up		Hung Up		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Throw-Up		Shut-Up		Simple Plan		DeeMarie
Throwing Up		Coming Up		Paul McCartney		beegles
Throwing Up		Load Me Up		Matthew Good Band		crudd
The Thrown		The Throne		Incredible Polo		D. Melody Dole, MD
Thuck My Lisp		Suck My Kiss		The Red Hot Chili Peppers		rocky
Thumb Love		Dumb Love		Mimi Webb		Marge Pegram
Thump (For My Love)		Jump (For My Love)		The Pointer Sisters		Nicole Velocin
Thump Pow Kaboom!		Stomp		Young Buck		SmartyPants
Thump Right In		Jump Right In		Zac Brown Band		Roy R. Pryor
Thumpin' Thumpin'		Jumpin' Jumpin'		Destiny's Child		soul ii
Thunder		Wonder		Natalie Merchant		D. Melody Dole, MD
Thunder Control		Under Control		Parachute		Lisa Basil
Thunder Pressure		Under Pressure		Queen And David Bowie		Marlene L. Ram
The Thunder Tree		The Lightning Tree		The Settlers		Richard Wetfuss
Thundering Farts		Thundering Hearts		John Mellencamp		Regina Haniger
Thunderthighs 65		Thunderkiss 65		White Zombie		Kaylie L
Thursday Afternoon		Sunday Morning		Maroon 5		that guy over at the 7-11
Thyme		Time		Hootie & The Blowfish		Kaylie L
Thyme Immemorial		Time Immemorial		Crowded House		Reina Haniger
Thyme Machine		Time Machine		Ingrid Michaelson		Nicole Velocin
Thyme Of The Seasoning		Time Of The Season		The Zombies		Regina Haniger
The Thyme Warp		The Time Warp		Cast of 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'		Nell Allen
Ticked Off		Tik Tok		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ticket		Magnet		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Ticket To Writhe		Ticket To Ride		The Beatles		Linda Radnil
Tickle		Twinkle		GG-TTS		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tide Detergent		Like A Virgin		Madonna		pop
The Tide is Gone		The Tide is High		Blondie		Sheila Oh
Tidied Up		Tied Up		Olivia Newton-John		Evil Olive
Tie		Fly		Hilary Duff		Andrew Darwitan
Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round Your Clavicle		Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round Your Ole Oak Tree		Tony Orlando & Dawn		Mickey D.
Tie Me In Your Stomach		Lock Me In Your Heart		Mandy Moore		Flora Rolf
Tiers Of The Earth		Tears Of The Earth		David Hallyday		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Tiff, You Remember Me		If You Remember Me		Chris Thompson		Regina Haniger
Tighten Up Her Buttons		Loosen Up My Buttons		The Pussycat Dolls		tightens
Tigress Man		Tiger Woman		Claude King		Renee Keener
Til A Steer Becomes A Rose		Til A Tear Becomes A Rose		Lorrie Morgan		Renee Keener
Tillie Very Small		Really Very Small		Esperanza Spalding		Evil Olive
Time Flies By		Time Stands Still		Rush		oldrock
time for me too poop		time for me to fly		reo speedwagon		jennifer hogetvedt
Time Gone		Timebomb		Kylie Minogue		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Time Immaterial		Time Immemorial		Crowded House		Regina Haniger
Time is Up		Burning Up		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Time Lord		Space Lord		Monster Magnet		D. Melody Dole, MD
Time Of The Treason		Time Of The Season		The Zombies		Regina Haniger
Time To Make You Whine		Time To Make You Mine		Lisa Stansfield		Nicole Velocin
The Time Wart		The Time Warp		Cast of 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'		Nell Allen
The Time Wharf		The Time Warp		Cast of 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'		Nell Allen
Times Obscure Life		Times Of Your Life		Paul Anka		D. Melody Dole, MD
Times Of Pure Life		Times Of Your Life		Paul Anka		D. Melody Dole, MD
Times Of Your Strife		Times Of Your Life		Paul Anka		D. Melody Dole, MD
Times That You Lied (as sung by Bill Clinton)		Times Of Your Life		Paul Anka		MOR
Timmah! (Livin' A Lie)		Jimmy		M.I.A.		hamburger456
Tin Pan Rally		Tin Pan Alley		Stevie Ray Vaughn		Lisa Basil
Tinkled		Wrinkled		Nicky		Lina Radnil
Tinky Winky, Dispy, La La, Po		La La		Ashley Simpson		nevergonnaknow
Tinsel, Tinsel		Pistol, Pistol		D12		Teenage Axe Murderer
Tiny Hamster		Tiny Dancer		Elton John		Ms. Deevah
Tiptoe Through The Two Lips		Tiptoe Through The Tulips		Tiny Tim		Margo Gram
Tired		Fighter		Christina Aguilera		Andrew Darwitan
Tired Of Being A Clone		Tired Of Being Alone		Al Green		Marge Pegram
Tired Roadies		Wild Horses		The Rolling Stones		The Man Callled True
TNN Killed The Ol' Country Star		Video Killed The Radio Star		The Buggles		Countryboy
To Borrow		Tomorrow		Aileen Quinn		Lydia Idyl
To Dwell With The Devil		To Hell With The Devil		Stryper		Regina Haniger
To Gather		Together		Avril Lavigne		Regina Haniger
To Gather Forever		Together Forever		Rick Astley		Regina Haniger
To Go Cough And Things		To Go Off And Things		Cardiacs		Lori Tirol
To Go Doff And Things		To Go Off And Things		Cardiacs		Lori Tirol
To Heaven With The Angel		To Hell With The Devil		Stryper		John Michael Westinghouse
To Mia		Maria		Blondie		Rhonda Hindle
To Pee With You		To Be With You		Mr. Big		Marge Pegram
To Rose		New Rose		The Damned		Blake DeKalb
To Smell With The Devil		To Hell With The Devil		Stryper		Lydia Idyl
To The Windows		Get Low		Lil John & The Eastside Boyz		Bodecia Harris
to-day		one day		Simple Plan		s.p
Toadstool Mountain		Barstool Mountain		Moe Bandy		Allison O'Silla
Toast		Ghost		Ella Henderson		Margo Gram
Toasts In Your Mind		Ghosts In Your Mind		Susan Jacks		Regina Haniger
Today Won't Go Down In Hysteria		Today Won't Go Down In History		Teach-In		Linda Radnil
Todd's Country		God's Country		Blake Shelton		Tess O. Gosset
Toddy Electric		Body Electric		Lana Del Rey		Roy R. Pryor
Toe Tip Gloves		Wing Tip Shoes		Henry Lee Summer		Regina Haniger
Toes Without A Foot		Eyes Without A Face		Billy Idol		Regina Haniger
Tofu Burger (Far From Paradise)		Cheeseburger In Paradise		Jimmy Buffett		SusanG
Toilet Water		Black Water		The Doobie Brothers		rocky
Token		Frozen		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tokin in the Boys Room		Smoking in the Boys Room		brownsville station		digital silencer
Told Me		Hold Me		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tolled Heritage		Cold Heritage		Lacuna Coil		Regina Haniger
Tomato Girl		Potato Girl		Our Lady Peace		The Mole
Tomcat		Pat Pat		HAHA		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tomorrow Comes Yesterday After The 2nd Day In June		Tomorrow Comes Today		Gorillaz		anonymous
Tomorrow Pending		Tomorrow Wendy		Concrete Blonde		Anne
Tomorrow Wednesday		Tomorrow Wendy		Concrete Blonde		Tracy Frummond
Ton		Run		Youna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ton		1		Ex Vivian		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ton Of Flint		Son Of Lent		The Scaffold		Emily Lime
Ton Of Lint		Son Of Lent		The Scaffold		Emily Lime
Tongue Song		Thong Song		Sisqo		LaJanette
Tongue to the pole!		Balls to the wall		DYING FETUS		Aubrion Taylor
A Tonic Hog		Atomic Dog		George Clinton		pauhead
Tonight (I'm Blockin' You)		Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)		Enrique Iglesias		Dongquan
Tony Danza		Tiny Dancer		Elton John		Repetitive Dork
Tony's dead		in my head		no doubt		sum41 is best damn band in whole damn world
Too Fat To F**k		Too Drunk To F**k		The Dead Kennedys		punk
Too Finny Fish In The Sea		Too Many Fish In The Sea		The Marvelettes		Allison O'Silla
Too Lame Game		Two Time Grime		Skinny Puppy		bleurgh
Too Late To Dry		Too Late To Die		The High-Lows		Sir Ron Norris
Too Late To Make A U-Turn		Too Late To Turn Back Now		Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose		soul
Too Late To Pry		Too Late To Die		The High-Lows		Sir Ron Norris
Too Late To Sigh		Too Late To Die		The High-Lows		Sir Ron Norris
Too Much Thyme On My Hands		Too Much Time On My Hands		Styx		Blake DeKalb
Too Swell With The Devil		To Hell With The Devil		Stryper		Regina Haniger
Too Warm To Rise In Hate		Too Cool To Fall In Love		Jill Sobule		Regina Haniger
Too-Tall Trees		Tall Tall Trees		Alan Jackson		Chris Chendo
Tooth Decay		Brain Damage		Pink Floyd		Opie M.
Top Cat Strut		Stray Cat Strut		Stray Cats		Paul Warren
The Topless Cave		The Bottomless Lake		John Prine		Lori Tirol
Topless Dancer		Private Dancer		Tina Turner		Paul Warren
The Tornado Song		The Zepher Song		The Red Hot Chili Peppers		punk
Toronto		Te Amo		Rihanna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tortoise		Turtle		Parry Grip		Adlai Alda
Tortuga (The Turtle)		Tortura		Shakira		OC
Tossed in a Portrait		Lost in a Portrait		Trapt		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tossed Without You		Lost Without You		Freya Ridings		Lori Tirol
Tot		Hot		2PM		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
total eclipse from the fart		total eclipse of the heart		bonnie tyler		bexi
Total Recoil		Total Recall		ArnoCorps		Evil Olive
Totally Blitzed By A Fart		Total Eclipse Of The Heart		Bonnie Tyler		Larcen Tyler
Touch		Hush		Miss A		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Touch And Grow Crazy		Touch And Go Crazy		Lee Greenwood		Flora Rolf
Touch My Bonny		Touch My Body		Samantha Fox		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Touch My Harley		Touch My Body		Samantha Fox		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Touch My Hubby		Touch My Body		Samantha Fox		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Touch The Liar		Touch The Fire		Icehouse		Marlene L. Ram
Touch The Pyre		Touch The Fire		Icehouse		Marlene L. Ram
Touch the Sky		You and I		IU		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tough A Ride		Bait A Hook		Justin Moore		Mike Garrison
Tough Acid Errosion		Causing a Commotion		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tough Spot		Tik Tok		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tow		Drive		Cars		smittykins
Tow The Line		Terrible Lie		Nine Inch Nails		Kitty Canoli, amateur porn star
Towel		Owl		Big Block Singsong		Tess O. Gosset
Tower House		Our House		Crosby Stills And Nash		H. Tim Smith
Tower of Sprog		Tower of Song		Leonard Cohen		Cee
Town Without Ditty		Town Without Pity		Gene Pitney		D. Melody Dole, MD
Town Without Kitty		Town Without Pity		Gene Pitney		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Toy is Mine		The Boy is Mine		Brandy and Monica		Lucy
Toy Shoulders		Toy Soldiers		Martika		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Toys		The Boys		Girls' Generation		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Toys for Girls		Boys and Girls		Pixie Lott		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Toys In The Adriatic		Toys In The Attic		Aerosmith		D. Melody Dole, MD
Toys In The Arctic		Toys In The Attic		Aerosmith		D. Melody Dole, MD
Trade For Each Other		Made For Each Other		Trembling Blue Stars		Regina Haniger
Tragedy		Gravity		Soul Decision		Ryan Harder
Tragic		Magic		Secret		Robert D. Arndt
Trailer Trash		Splish Splash		Bobby Darin		Rob
A Train Is Gonna Come		A Change Is Gonna Come		Sam Cooke		Armand
Trains Way		Strange Way		Firefall		Deedee
Traipse Song		Tape Song		The Kills		Nicole Velocin
Trampoline		Tambourine		Salsoul Orchestra		Marlene L. Ram
Trance Hall Days		Dance Hall Days		Wang Chung		H. Tim Smith
Trance Tonight		Dance Tonight		Lucy Pearl		Chris Chendo
Transylvanian Porcupine		Transylvanian Concubine		Rasputina		Roy R. Pryor
Trashcan		Taxman		Beatles		Susan M.
Trauma Queen (That Girl)		Drama Queen (That Girl)		Lindsay Lohan		Deirdre Collins
Trauma Trauma		Joma Joma		C-Real		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Travel By Text		Travel By Telephone		Rival Schools		Bruce Curb
Traveling Dark		Traveling Light		Leonard Cohen		Tess O. Gosset
Travesty		Tragedy		The Fleetwoods		H. Tim Smith
Trawling Without Reason		Falling Without Reason		Disbelief		Toni Minot
Treasons In The Abyss		Seasons In The Abyss		Slayer		Marlene L. Ram
Treasure Blunt		Treasure Hunt		Howling Bells		Lefty Lucy
Treat Us To Cosmic Fire		A Treatise on Cosmic Fire		Todd Rundgren		Regina Haniger
A Treatise On Cosmetic Fire		A Treatise On Cosmic Fire		Todd Rundgren		Regina Haniger
Trees And Butterflies		Bees And Butterflies		Girls In Hawaii		H. Tim Smith
The Trees And I		The Breeze And I		Caterina Valente		Flora Rolf
Tremors		Rumors		Timex Social Club		Waldo D. Law
Tricked		Thriller		Michael Jackson		august
trip		creep		radiohead		ash
Trip To My Heart		Hip To My Heart		The Band Perry		Lori Tirol
Trippin' On A Weird F***in' Title For A Song		Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart		Stone Temple Pilots		Craig Feldspar
TRL Killed the Rock-n-Roll Star		Video Killed the Radio Star		The Buggles		Adam Bomb
Troll City Walk		Soul City Walk		Archie Bell And The Drells		Mary Byram
Troll Life Crisis		Whole Life Crisis		Abney Park		D. Melody Dole, MD
Troll Over Bait Oven		Roll Over Beethoven		Chuck Berry		Winter Pepper
Trouble Agent		Double Agent		Amanda Marshall		Linda Radnil
Trouble Bri		Trouble Free		Rhonda Vincent		The Mole
Trouble Shot (Of My Baby's Love)		Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)		The Swingin' Medallions		Linda Radnil
Trouble Take		Double Take		Holly Valance		Regina Haniger
Troublehead		Bubblehead		Feeder		Nell Allen
Trounce		Bounce		System Of A Down		Regina Haniger
Trowel		Owl		Big Block Singsong		Tess O. Gosset
Truck Tales		DuckTales		Jeff Pescetto		Regina Haniger
Truckmilla		Carmilla		Jon English		Linda Radnil
True Alarm		False Alarm		KT Tunstall		Isac
true belivers		true idiots		bouncing basterds		marcus libansky
Trump (For My Love)		Jump (For My Love)		The Pointer Sisters		Nicole Velocin
Trump Right In		Jump Right In		Zac Brown Band		Roy R. Pryor
Trumpet Strumming		Mandolin Wind		Rod Stewart		D. Melody Dole, MD
Trunk		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Trunk # 49		Funk #49		Joe Walsh		D. Melody Dole, MD
Truth Gone Wild		Youth Gone Wild		Skid Row		H. Tim Smith
Truth Spurts		Truth Hurts		Lizzo		Lisa Basil
Truths		Lies		Billy Talent		coal
Try It, U Sinner		Cry Me A River		Justin Timberlake		poph
Try Like You Were Flying		Live Like You Were Dying		Tim McGraw		zachary stankiewicz
Trying High		Flying High		Country Joe & The Fish		Lina
The Tsunamis And The Damage Done		The Needle And The Damage Done		Neil Young		Aaerni
Tub Of Margarine (The Margarine Song)		Yellow Submarine		Beatles		Bobo
Tuesday		Saturday		Fall Out Boy		jimmy
Tuesday Bright Rain		Tuesday Night Rain		Dylan LeBlanc		Adlai Alda
Tuesday Night Reign		Tuesday Night Rain		Dylan LeBlanc		Adlai Alda
Tulane Blacktop		Two-Lane Blacktop		Rob Zombie		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Tulane Highway		Two Lane Highway		Pure Prairie League		Adlai Alda
Tulsa Girls		Tesla Girls		Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark		Trevor Overt
Tumor Has It		Rumour Has It		Adele		D. Melody Dole, MD
Tumour In My Breast		Tuna In The Brine		Silverchair		Hnin Pwint
Tunnel Of Groans		Bridge Of Sighs		Robin Trower		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Tunnel Of Grumbles		Bridge Of Sighs		Robin Trower		D. Melody Dole, MD
Turds		Bodies		Drowning Pool		MeanyGirl
The Turds Get Stuck In My Butt		The Words Get Stuck In My Throat		Devo		live
The Turds Get Stuck In My Throat		The Words Get Stuck In My Throat		Devo		Regina Haniger
Turds of Perfection		Germs of Perfection		Bad Religion		The Mole
Turk		Dirk		Ex Vivian		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Turn Away		Born This Way		Lady GaGa		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Turn Back The Feet Of Time		Turn Back The Hands Of Time		Tyrone Davis		Regina Haniger
Turn It On Once		Turn It On Again		Genesis		Jared Funk
Turn me off		Turn me on		Kevin Lyttle		Mr.Bob
Turn On A Scream		Turn On A Dream		The Box Tops		Regina Haniger
Turn The Feet Around		Turn The Beat Around		Vicki Sue Robinson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Turn The Fleet Around		Turn The Beat Around		Vicki Sue Robinson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Turn The Sleet Around		Turn The Beat Around		Vicki Sue Robinson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Turn The Wheat Around		Turn The Beat Around		Vicki Sue Robinson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Turned It		Earned It		Weeknd		Regina Haniger
Turned Off Again		Turn It On Again		Genesis		Susan M.
Turquoise		Blue and Green		Lalaine		Natasha
Tush		Hush		Miss A		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tush Like That		A** Like That		Eminem		Sabina
The Tussle		The Hustle		Van Mccoy		Lydia Helton
Tut Shit		Touch It		Monifah		Mary Byram
Tweak Me		Freak Me		Silk		Nicole Velocin
The Tweet Of My Heart		The Beat Of My Heart		Ben Pollack		A Kansan
Tweet Of The Moment		Heat Of The Moment		Asia		D. Melody Dole, M.D.
Tweet Of The Music		Beat Of The Music		Brett Eldredge		Ned MacCamden
Tweeting Dr. Love		Calling Dr. Love		Kiss		Kiss Fanatick
Tweets		Teeth		Lady GaGa		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Twerk from Home		Work from Home		Fifth Harmony		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Twerking Man's Prayer		A Working Man's Prayer		Arthur Prysock		Margo Gram
Twisted Sister		Twisted Transistor		KoRn		hardrock
Twitch		Switch		Will Smith		25 Cent
Twittering Dr. Love		Calling Dr. Love		Kiss		Kiss Fanatick
Two Blondes And A Goat		Three Wise Men		James Blunt		irisponsable
Two Bribes		Two Tribes		Frankie Goes to Hollywood		Kool Dudy
Two Cardboard Grownups		One Paper Kid		Emmylou Harris		Regina Haniger
Two Different Fears		Two Different Tears		Wonder Girls		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Two End Tables		One Night Stand		Keri Hilson		D. Melody Dole, MD
Two Gather		Together		Avril Lavigne		Regina Haniger
Two Gather Forever		Together Forever		Rick Astley		Regina Haniger
Two Hit Glory		One Shot At Glory		Judas Priest		D. Melody Dole, MD
Two Letters [wouldn't post under add a letter]		The Letter		The Box Tops		Regina Haniger
Two Mini Women		Too Many Women		Rachel Sage		Adlai Alda
Two Moons		Two Suns		Kingdom of Giants		JohnHowarth
Two Out Of Three Ate Bad		Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad		Meat Loaf		D. Melody Dole, MD
Two Pop Tarts		Two of Hearts		Stacy Q		Mikey P
Two Pump Bozo		One Step Closer		Linkin Park		FELIX*
Two Rinses		Two Princes		Spin Doctors		Eva Cave
Two Time Boozer		Two Time Loser		Breton Wood		Marlene L. Ram
Two Weeks		One Week		Barenaked Ladies		Josh hefner
Ty Lost You		I Lost You		Katharine McPhee		Lydia Idyl
Tyler Crowley		Mr. Crowley		Ozzy Osbourne		Janine

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