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Entries Beginning with N

New Song Name
Original Name
Original Band Name
Submitted by:
Nabisco Kid Cisco Kid War kid
Naboo Nu ABO f(x) Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nacho Man Macho Man Village People nicky
Nachos Ego Beyonce Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nadia Head Nadia's Theme Barry DeVorzon and Perry Botkin, Jr. instrumental
Nah! Yeah! Usher feat. Ludacris soul
Nah, Nah, Nah Blah, Blah, Blah Ke$ha Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nahpsee Goes To Hell Bonzo Goes To Bitburg The Ramones Nahpsee Flopsy
Naked In Washington Barefoot In Baltimore Strawberry Alarm Clock Paul Warren
Naked Model Role Model Eminem Beth.F
Nally's Girl Bobby's Girl Marcie Blane Belinda Trucklisle
A Name With No Horse A Horse With No Name America D. Melody Dole, MD
Nancy's Tamborine Nancy's Trampoline The Four Seasons Allison O'Silla
Nancy's Tangerine Nancy's Trampoline The Four Seasons Allison O'Silla
Nanna Nia Mamma Mia Abba Weamon
Nanny Get Your Yo-Yo Annie Get Your Yo-Yo Little Junior Parker Mae Beam
Nasty Toxic Britney Spears Andrew Darwitan
Nate, Sure One Nature 1 Muse D. Melody Dole, MD
Nate, You're One Nature 1 Muse D. Melody Dole, MD
Nativity Star Navy Star Donna Rand Blitzen Donna Rand Blitzen
Nature Won Nature 1 Muse D. Melody Dole, MD
Nature Zero Nature 1 Muse D. Melody Dole, MD
Naughty Lucky Britney Spears Andrew Darwitan
Navy Baby Justin Bieber Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Navy Girl Crazy Girl Ke$ha Robert D. Arndt Jr
Neat Speak Lindsay Lohan Andrew Darwitan
Neat and Tidy Aphrodite Kylie Minogue Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Neat Sticky Thing Sweet Sticky Thing Ohio Players Regina Haniger
Need a Mid-Wife Marry the Night Lady GaGa Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Need Clean Air to Breathe Somebody for Me Whitney Houston Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Need Lip Gloss Take It Off Ke$ha Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Need to Floss Take It Off Ke$ha Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Need To Pee The Need To Be Gladys Knight Chelsea Turtle
Need You To You Kim Greem Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Need You To Fight Need You Tonight INXS Donna W
Needle Hands Needful Hands Jars Of Clay Mary Byram
Negative One (-1) Zero The Smashing Pumpkins newrock
The Neighbour of the Beast The Number of the Beast Iron Maiden Martin
Neighed For Each Other Made For Each Other Trembling Blue Stars Regina Haniger
Neighed In The Water Wade In The Water Ramsey Lewis Waldo D. Law
Neighed Into Me Fade Into Me David Cook Mae Beam
Neo (Ode to The Matrix) Rio Duran Duran Left of Centre
Nerds Words Missing Persons SusanG
Nerdy Rock Dirty Pop Nsync L
NerdyBack SexyBack Justin Timberlake UnexpectedDec
Nervous Breakdown Breakdown Tantric rocky
Nervous Pantyhose Worryin' Shoes Quicksilver Messenger Service Regina Haniger
Neurotica Erotica Madonna Princess J
Never Fever Madonna Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Never Die Live Forever Oasis The Rev. A. Palgut
Never Had Squat To Lose Never Had A Lot To Lose Cheap Trick Regina Haniger
Never Let Me Down A Drain Never Let Me Down Again Depeche Mode D. Melody Dole, MD
never seen eighteen bowwow marlon30
Never Timone Never Alone Lady Antebellum Fred
Never Too Late Me in My Place Krysten Ritter Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Neverbeginning Story Neverending Story Limahl Regina Haniger
Neverentertaining Story Neverending Story Limahl Regina Haniger
Neville Say Neville Never Say Never Justin Bieber jm
New Abo(riginals) NuABO (New Blood Types) f(x) Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Abode Nu ABO f(x) Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Age Clutter New Age Culture Dir En Grey Regina Haniger
New Bros New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
New Crows New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
New Dead Chimp Blues New Dead Shrimp Blues Norman Greenbaum Ron N. O'Connor
New Dead Ship Blues New Dead Shrimp Blues Norman Greenbaum Sonya Raynos
New Foes New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
New Is The New Old Good Is the New Bad Dove Cameron D. Melody Dole, MD
New Lows New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
new page girl new age girl deadeye dick c8lin
New People Two People Tina Turner Nell Allen
New Puppy Somebody 15& Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Red Shrimp Blues New Dead Shrimp Blues Norman Greenbaum Ron N. O'Connor
New Rows New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
New Squirrel Man New World Man Rush Deedee
New Tows New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
New Woes New Rose The Damned Blake DeKalb
New York Prison Cadastre 1981 New York Mining Disaster 1941 Bee Gees MaryDel
News In The Sky Bruise In The Sky Pretty Things Regina Haniger
Newspaper Skyscraper Demi Lovato Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nexium Purple Pills D12 raprock
Next in Line Borderline Madonna Robert D. Arndt Jr.
NFL Lineman  Wichita Lineman  Glen Campbell  Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nice 'N' Flirty Ridin' Dirty Chamillionare Brandon Barlow
Nice Knowin' Ya' How Do Ya' Do? Mouth and MacNeal 70songs
Nice Mr. Barbecue Sauce Mean Mr. Mustard The Beatles D. Melody Dole, MD
Nice Mr. Collard Mean Mr. Mustard The Beatles D. Melody Dole, MD
Nice Mr. Horseradish Sauce Mean Mr. Mustard The Beatles D. Melody Dole, MD
Nice To Bewitch You Nice To Be With You Gallery Waldo D. Law
Nickelodeon Is Better We're All In This Together High School Musical U.G.L.Y
Nicotine Limousine Backstreet Boys Andrew Darwitan
Nicotine Incomplete Backstreet Boys Andrew Darwitan
Nigh Future Just Passed My Future Just Passed The High Hatters Linda Radnil
Nigh Lost You I Lost You Katharine McPhee Lydia Idyl
Night And Day Nite And Day Al B. Sure Margo Gram
The Night Fallujah Died The Night Chicago Died Paper Lace one-hit
Night Grooves Night Moves Bob Seger Sutch
Night Riding Write on Me Fifth Harmony Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Night They Drove To Disneyland The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down The Band D. Melody Dole, MD
The Night They Rode Old Cali Down The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down The Band oldsongs
Nimble for My Beloved Tremble for My Beloved Collective Soul Eva Cave
nipertusrjeiora Random 311 D. Melody Dole, MD
Nirvana Madonna Secret Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nixon's List Kiss On My List Hall & Oates President
No O Omarion Kamille
No Yeah Usher, Lil' John, & Ludacris  massacre
No Ants, Sir No Answer Juliana Hatfield D. Melody Dole, MD
No balls attached No strings attached N Sync Joe Krystofek
No Bath No Scrub TLC Andrew Darwitan
No Beer No Fear The Rasmus Exiled
No Brain No Rain Blind Melon suicide
No Chime No Time The Guess Who Ron N. O'Connor
No Clocks No Time The Guess Who rocky
No Cold Fusion Love Profusion Madonna Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No Cute Guys at Mall No Reply at All Genesis Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No Dick So Sick Ne-Yo LadyLyrical
No Divorce No Remorse Metallica MarLon
No Eggs No Legs Adam Greene Flora Rolf
No Emotion Locomotion Kylie Minogue Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No Fair No Air Jordin Sparks / Chris Brown Kaylie L
No Frills Cheap Thrills Sia Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No Ghegs (Gheg = a dialect of Kosovo & N. Albania) No Legs Adam Greene Flora Rolf
No Hair No Air Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown PersonUDon'tKnow44
No Hair Sam Mohair Sam Charlie Rich Marge Pegram
No Home  Go Home  Stevie Wonder  Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No Ledge No Legs Adam Greene Flora Rolf
No Lullabies No Alibis Eric Clapton Regina Haniger
No Lyrics No Limit 2 Unlimited There are, indeed, no lyrics!! I mean it!
No Money Somebody 15& Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No More Beers No More Tears Ozzy Osbourne Cysma
No More Hits No More Words Berlin group
No More Leers No More Tears Ozzy Osbourne Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No More Margaritas (Chi-Chi's Shut Down)  Margaritaville Jimmy Buffett oldtimer
No More Wire Hangers Star Spangled Banner Whitney Houston Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No One Likes You (The Paris Hilton Song) No One Like You Scorpions Amanda
No One's Nose No One Knows Queens Of The Stone Age D. Melody Dole, MD
No Peculiar Place To Go No Particular Place To Go Chuck Berry D. Melody Dole, MD
No Re-try at All No Reply at All Genesis Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No Rhyme No Time The Guess Who Ron N. O'Connor
No Rules No Roots Alice Merton Leopard Seal
No Surmise No Surprise Daughtry D. Melody Dole, MD
No Tail Lover No Tell Lover Chicago Marge Pegram
No Talent No Fear Rasmus peewee
No Tell Motel Heartbreak Hotel Elvis Presley bodhidharma13
No Thyme No Time The Guess Who Ron N. O'Connor
No Time To Fly No Time To Cry Sisters of Mercy The Mole
No Vaccination From The Blues No Vacation From The Blues Travis Tritt Blake DeKalb
No Way Why Not Lizze Mcguire Skool_gurlz_kill_boyz
No! Oh! Girls' Generation Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No!!! Blow Ke$ha Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No, I Don't Like Soy! If I Were A Boy Beyonce Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No, It Can't Be! You Must Love Me Madonna Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No, We are Never Living Together We are Never Getting Back Together Taylor Swift Robert D. Arndt Jr.
No,Oh Oh Yeah Yello Hippie Guy
No-One Left To Follow Nothing Left To Borrow Jayhawks Bobo
No-Talents Bodies Drowning Pool Kirk
Nobigballz Basketball Lil' Bow Wow Skateland
Nobody Somebody Bonnie McKee sherock
Nobody Cares Nobody Knows Tony Rich Project todd
Nobody Does It Lesser Nobody Does It Better Carly Simon Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nobody Gnaws Nobody Knows Tony Rich Project Margo Gram
Nobody Screws Up More Nobody Does It Better Carly Simon oldschool
Nobody Slugs Me Like You Do Nobody Loves Me Like You Do Whitney Houston Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nobody to Love Somebody to Love Justin Bieber Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nobody Told Me Somebody Told Me The Killers Isaac Hunt
Nobody Wants To Be A Clone Nobody Wants To Be Alone Crystal Gayle Emily Lime
Nobody Wants You Anymore Everybody Wants You Billy Squier rocky
Nobody's Chilled Nobody's Child Karen Young Toni Minot
Nobody's Cool Nobody's Fool Avril Lavigne Crystal M.
Nobody's Cool Nobody's Fool Avril Lavigne jean
Nobody's Dumb Nobody's Fool Cinderella Caitlin
Nobody's Fart Nobody's Heart Julie London Regina Haniger
Nobody's Father Nobody's Daughter Hole Rumel
Nocturnal Emissions Pearl Necklace ZZ Top Who Needs A Name?
Noddy Electric Body Electric Lana Del Rey Roy R. Pryor
Noise and Toys Girls and Boys Good Charlotte Rache
Noisy Toxic Britney Spears Andrew Darwitan
Noisy All These Years Silent All These Years Tori Amos Odie Garfield
Nominated Elected Alice Cooper Christian
None Run Youna Robert D. Arndt Jr.
None 1 Ex Vivian Paul Bunions
None Numb Linkin' Park Andrew Darwitan
None Of The Medium Sized Things All The Small Things Blink 182 Regina Haniger
Nonreturnable Irreplaceable Beyonce ??????
Norman Whiteside Mr. Brightside The Killers Isaac Hunt
Norwegian Fjord Norwegian Wood The Beatles Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nose Bridge Over Troubled Sinus Bridge Over Troubled Waters Simon & Garfunkel snot
Noses Roses Outkast soul ii
Not Hot 2PM Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Not 4 U One 4 U A-Jax Robert D. Arndt Jr.
not a boy, not yet a man not a girl , not yet a woman Britney spears Taylor Matejovsky
Not a girl, Not yet a man Not a girl, not yet a woman Britney Spears Moo the Skinny Cow
Not A Pretty Squirrel Not A Pretty Girl Ani DiFranco Lala
Not A Star, Not Yet A Has-Been Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman Britney Spears girl
Not About Love What About Love Austin Mahone Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Not Another Night Just Another Night Mick Jagger rocky
Not Because of You All Because of You Lisa Whelchel Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Not Enough Hell Too Much Heaven The Bee Gees Isac
Not Into U So Into U f(x) Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Not Me, Not Aye Not Me, Not I Delta Goodrem J
Not So Far Where You Are Whitney Houston Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Not So Neat Martha Lorraine Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine Country Joe And the Fish Marlene L. Ram
Not So Suave Martha Lorraine Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine Country Joe And the Fish Marlene L. Ram
Not So Svelte Martha Lorraine Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine Country Joe And the Fish Marlene L. Ram
Not So Sweet Cotton Lorraine Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine Country Joe & The Fish Cotton Lorraine
Not There Right Here Staind newsong
Not Void Paranoid Ozzy Osbourne Jamie Lewis
Not Yet a Virgin Not a Girl, Not Yet a Women Britney Spears Desolate Messiah
Notch This Watch This Clay Walker D. Melody Dole, MD
Nothin' But a Fly Butterfly Crazy Town yo
Nothing Everything M2M sherock
Nothing But Beers Nothing But Tears Marlena Shaw Marlene L. Ram
Nothing But Jeers Nothing But Tears Marlena Shaw Marlene L. Ram
Nothing But Leers Nothing But Tears  Marlena Shaw Secret
Nothing But Meers Nothing But Tears  Marlena Shaw Secret
Nothing But Peers Nothing But Tears Marlena Shaw Marlene L. Ram
Nothing Clever Goes As Planned Nothing Ever Goes As Planned Styx Dawn Anwad
Nothing I Said was True I Put a Spell on You Screamin' Jay Hawkins Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nothing Is Dead Nothing Is Red Mew Flora Rolf
Nothing is Dread Nothing Is Red Mew Flora Rolf
Nothing Is Fatter Nothing Else Matters Metallica Ken
Nothing Is Lead Nothing Is Red Mew Flora Rolf
Nothing Is Said Nothing Is Red Mew Flora Rolf
Nothing Left To Choose Nothing Left To Lose Mat Kearney MOR
Nothing Left To Muse Nothing Left To Lose Mat Kearney Regina Haniger
Nothing Left To Ooze Nothing Left To Lose Mat Kearney Regina Haniger
Nothing Left To Use Nothing Left To Lose Mat Kearney Regina Haniger
Nothing New Xanadu Olivia Newton-John Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nought In A Dream Caught In A Dream Alice Cooper H. Tim Smith
Nova Art Nova Heart Spoons D. Melody Dole, MD
Nova Cart Nova Heart Spoons D. Melody Dole, MD
Nova Chart Nova Heart Spoons D. Melody Dole, MD
Nova Dart Nova Heart Spoons D. Melody Dole, MD
Nova Mart Nova Heart Spoons D. Melody Dole, MD
Now I'm Just A Big, Old Fart I'll Never Break Your Heart Backstreet Boys Gelly
Now Leave Naive The Kooks Weamon
Now That Cy Found You Baby Now That I Found You Baby The Mirettes Allison O'Silla
Now That Guy Found You Baby Now That I Found You Baby The Mirettes Allison O'Silla
Now That I Found Sue Baby Now That I Found You Baby The Mirettes Allison O'Silla
Now That I Found You Maybe Now That I Found You Baby The Mirettes Allison O'Silla
Now That Ty Found You Baby Now That I Found You Baby The Mirettes Allison O'Silla
Now! Wow! Kate Bush britrock
Nude Girl Good Girl Lisa Whelchel Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nudgings Russians Sting wonka bar
Nuggets of Grass Fields Of Gold Sting Regina Haniger
Number Fun Blind Number One Blind Veruca Salt Deedee
Number One Mind Number One Blind Veruca Salt Deedee
Nun 1 Ex Vivian Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Nuns of Brixton The Guns of Brixton The Clash I_Promise_I'll_Turn_that_Into_A_Parody
Nuns On The Runs Band On The Run Paul McCartney & Wings oldtimer
The Nursed The First Tegan and Sara D. Melody Dole, MD
Nutmeg Girl [a song title spice change!] Cinnamon Girl Neil Young Fiona Pear

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