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Entries Beginning with C

New Song Name	Original Name	Original Band Name	Submitted by:
C**	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
C Queen**	Come Clean	Hilary Duff	Andrew Darwitan
C.H.I.M.P	P.I.M.P	50 Cent	Salma
C.H.I.M.P.	P.I.M.P.	50 Cent	rappa
Cablasian Catastrophe	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Caca	Loca	Shakira	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Caged and Bound	Safe and Sound	Hawksley Workman	Chute D'Breeze
Cain	Rain	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Calendar's Busy	Eleanor Rigby	The Beatles	Jonathan S.
Calgary Flames	Etenal Flame	The Bangles	sport
Calibrate	Celebrate	Three Dog Night	rocky
Califiornia Raisins	Californication	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Jared
Califlower Eatin'	California Dreaming	The Beach Boys	Billy Killgore
California Boys	California Girls	Beach Boys/David Lee Roth	FireBath
California Burning	California Dreaming	The Mamas & the Papas	Anonymous
California Education	Californacation	Red Hot Chili Peppers	newrock
California Hoes	California Girls	Beach Boys/David Lee Roth	FireBath
California Hurls	California Girls	Beach Boys/David Lee Roth	oldschool
California Raisins	California Dreaming	The Beach Boys	o
california vacation	californication	red hot chili peppers	richard
Call 1-800-DEAD For An Undertaker	Digging In The Dirt	Peter Gabriel	redreznor
Calling	Falling	John Park	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Calling Occupants Of Intraplanetary Trailers	Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft	The Carpenters	trash
calm like a bong	calm like a bomb	Rage Against the Machine	racecar
Came To Visit You	Miss You	Aaliyah	Sam
Camel Toe	Mistletoe	Justin Bieber	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Camel Toe	Midnight At The Oasis	Maria Muldaur	disco
camel-toe	kokomo	beach boys	dave
Can you hear us Humping on your stereo?	Can you hear us Pumping on your stereo?	Blur	The Punk Gurl who got away with Frankie Muniz
Can't Believe What You Just Said!	Can't Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Monogue	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Can't Comprehend	In The End	Linkin Park	Dasani
Can't Control My OCD	Can't Fight This Feeling	REO Speedwagon	Larcen Tyler
Can't Depend on Women!	Independant Women	Destiny's Child	Charlene Belcher
Can't Get Away From You	Can't Get Next To You	The Temptations	soul
Can't Get Some Coors Light	Can't Fight the Moonlight	Leann Rimes	Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
Can't Get You Away From My Keg	Can't Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Minogue	AshenDraven
Can't Get You Off Of My Leg	Can't Get You Out Of Head	Kylie Minouge	Oprah
Can't Get You Off Of My Meds	Can't Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Minogue	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Can't Get You Out Of My Bed	Can't Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Minogue	joeking
Can't get you out of my bed	Can't get you out of my head	Kylie Minogue	bodhidharma13
Can't Get You Out Of My Bed	Can't Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Minogue	AshenDraven
Can't Help Shooting That Dove	Can't Help Falling In Love	A* Teens	Mercy Me
Can't Make Up My Mind	Hand In My Pocket	Alanis Morisette	Zac
Can't Remember	I'll Remember	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Can't See The Sunlight	Can't Fight The Moonlight	Leann Rimes	Andrew Darwitan
Can't Sing	So Sick	Ne-Yo	Courtney Gripling
Can't Smell Me	Don't Tell Me	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Can't Stand Gravy	Constant Craving	KD Lang	Paul
Can't We Buy?	Can't We Try?	Dan Hill/ Vonda Shepard	Caitlin
Can't We Fly?	Can't We Try?	Dan Hill & Vonda Shepard	Caitlin
Canadian Daydream	American Nightmare	The Misfits	Lizzie
Canadian Man	American Woman	The Guess Who	kale
Canadian Maple Leaf	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	lord zedd
Canadians Killed the Soviet Score (The 1972 Song)	Video Killed the Radio Star	The Buggles	aryanna
Cancer	Stronger	Britney Spears	Andrew Darwitan
candy is so nandy	i like candy	aran carter	michael james
Candy-Corn	Candy-O	The Cars	SusanG
Cannonball	Cannibal	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cannot Do	Xanadu	Olivia Newton-John	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cannot See	Vanity	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Can´t Get You Out Of My Heart	Can´t Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Minogue	lola
Cap That	Clap Back	Ja Rule	Pimpmaster Chris
Captain Of The Tarts	Captain Of Her Heart	Double	MOR
Caption	Action	Nu'Est	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Car Sick	Music	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Caramel Chameleon	Karma Chameleon	Culture Club	Tiger No. 27
Carbonite	Kriptonite	3 Doors Down	whomprat
Carburate (The NASCAR Song)	Celebrate	Three Dog Night	Rocky
Cardboard Man	Iron Man	Black Sabbath	cale
Carrier	Warrior	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Carry the Knife	Marry the Night	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cashmir Sweater	Kashmir	Led Zeppelin	rocky
Castrated	Complicated	Avril Lavigne	JB Weld
Castration	Motivation	Sum*41	Tina
Cat Food Fever	Cat Scratch Fever	Ted Nugent	jamesboyjinx
Cat's In The Kennel	Cats In The Cradle	Harry Chapin	MOR
Cataracts	Behind These Hazel Eyes	Kelly Clarkson	Johncooly
Cathy Rigby	Eleanor Rigby	The Beatles	beegles
Cathy's crown	Cathy's Clown	the Everly brothers	Marian
Cathy's Drowned	Cathy's Clown	the Everly brothers	Marian
Caught sewing	Chop suey	System of a Down	Ozzy
Cauliflower Eating	California Dreaming	Mamma's and Pappa's	Bobo
Causing an Explosion	Causing a Commotion	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Caustic	Toxic	Britney Spears	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Caution	Warning	Incubus	Aries chic
Cave for u	slave 4 u	Britney Spears	Rianne
Caviar Superegos	Champagne Supernova	Oasis	newsound
Ceased	Teeth	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Celebration	Intuition	Jewel	Andrew Darwitan
Celebrity Scheme	Celebrity Skin	Hole	independent
Cello	Hello	Shinee	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cello	Halo	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Cellphone Song	The Zephyr Song	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Ezra
Celluite	Kryptonite	3 Doors Down	jenny
Censored Reality	Victim of Reality	Pennywise	Brad
Cereals	Aerials	System of a Down	Afterlife Unknown
Cerulean	Vermillion	Slipknot	Kaylie L
Chain Letters In The Trash	Love Letters In The Sand	Pat Boone	old
Champagne	Bubbly	Colbie Caillat	Tess O. Gosset
Chandler Box	Candlebox	Where are they now???	friend
Change (in the Currency Exchange)	Change (in the House of Flies)	Deftones	spacegirl
Change to Spare?	Like a Prayer	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Channel Surfin' USA	Surfin' USA	The Beach Boys	ocean
Charade	Afraid	Leah Jung	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Charity Brawl	Charity Ball	Fanny	Sutch
Charo (Koochie Koochie Girl)	Hoochie Koochie Man	Willie Dixon	oldblues
Chasing SARS	Chasing Cars	Snow Patrol	Kaylie L
A Chav Called Alice	A Town Called Malice	The Jam	Parodies R Us
Cheap Berry Wine	Sweet Cherry Wine	Tommy James and The Shondells	oldtimer
Cheap, Crappy Toupee	Raspberry Beret	Prince	Susan M.
Cheerleader Of The Team	Leader Of The Band	Dan Fogelberg	MOR
Cheers to Corty	Cheers to Morty	Veggietales (TV)	Taylor Smith
Cheers to Poowart	Cheers to Stewart	Veggietales (TV)	Taylor R. Smith
Cheeseburger Concerto	Hamburger Concerto	Focus	Paul Warren
Cheesecake	Pound Cake	Van Halen	rock
Cheetah	Diva	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Chelsea	You'll See	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Chemistry	Misery	Soul Asylum	B.C.
Cheney	Liar	Three Dog Night	Pro-Tong
Cherries	Cherish	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Chew My Shoe	Love Me Do	Beatles	Bobo
Chicken & Cheese	Peaches & Cream	112	johnny
Chill my Chinchilla	Thrill my Gorilla	Alice Cooper	Sweet Cheese
Chill that bottle Away	Till I fall away	Gin Blossoms	Mogera
Chiller	Thriller	Micheal Jackson	Vampire Chick
chilli'n	Holidae Inn	chingy	li'l guy 648
Chips-a-Hoy!	Oh Boy!	Cam'ron	Damion
Chocolate Sundae	Blue Monday	Orgy	Bendejo
Choke Her	Loca	Shakira	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Choke On The (Bong) Water	Smoke On The Water	Deep Purple	Kaylie L
Choke On The Slobber	Smoke On The Water	Deep Purple	Kaylie L
Choking on Fumes	Inhale	Stone Sour	ficticious
Chop Chop	Tik Tok	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Chopsticks	Chop Suey	System Of A Down	Andrew Darwitan
Chosen	Frozen	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Chow Mein	Chop Suey	System Of A Down	Juzzzzzzzzzz
Chow Mein!	Chop Suey!	System of a Down	Kaylie L
Christened	Elected	Alice Cooper	Christian
Christina Applegate	Stupid Girl	Cold	newsound
Chucking up is hard to spew	Breaking up is hard to do	Neil Sedaka	wr_the_great
Chucky	Lucky	Britney Spears	girl
Chump	Jump	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Churning Out	Burning Up	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
CIA Shot My Baby Today	KKK Took My Baby Away	The Ramones	punk
Cindy Sheehan	Sexy Sadie	The Beatles	Paul Warren
Citizen Arrested	Citizen Erased	Muse	Nurul
City Down	The City	Zebra Three	Troy Hess
The City Masturbates	The City Has Sex With Itself	Bright Eyes	doggie
Clad	Bad	Michael Jackson	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clad Girl	Bad Girl	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clambake	Milkshake	Kelis	soul ii
Claritin	Clarity	John Mayer	...
Clark's (Bars)	Clocks	Coldplay	britrock
Claudine The Flatulant One	Claudine The Inflatable One	P. J. Harvey	Wendy Torrance
Clay	Play	J-lo	vguying
Clean Air to Breathe	Someone for Me	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clean Your Peach	Peaches and Cream	112	Saiaho
Cleanin' Out My Kidneys	Cleanin' Out My Closet	Eminem	rapper
Clear	Yellow	Coldplay	Dr. L
The Clencher	The Clincher	Chevelle	Shiek of the Mutilated
Clever	Fever	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Click The Page	Turn The Page	Bob Seger	rock
Clip Clop	Tik Tok	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clip It	Whip It	Devo	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clock Stopped	Tik Tok	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clock Without a Face	Eyes Without a Face	Billy Idol	rocky
Clod Of Blunder	God Of Thunder	KISS	rocky
Close My Thighs Forever	Close My Eyes Forever	Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne	rock
Close Your Eyes	Open Your Eyes	Staind	nitrousgearhead
Cloudy Day	Miles Away	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clown	Down	311	Kaylie L
Clown Eyes	Brown Eyes	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Clues	News	Nine Muses	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Coca	Loca	Shakira	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Cock	The Rooster	Alice In Chains	Kaylie L
Coconut-Banana	Copacabana	Barry Manilow	Becca
Coffin Box	Basket Case	Green Day	Jami
Coffin Of Love	Cradle Of Love	Billy Idol	JOANIE
Cokehead Baby	Combat Baby	Metric	Cat
Cold Blooded	Hot Blooded	Foreigner	Kaylie
Cold Dead Fish	Cold Hard Bitch	Jet	w00t
Cold Dinner	Moon River	Frank Sinatra	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cold Duck	Champagne	Ann-Margaret	rocky
Cold Stuff	Hot Stuff	Donna Summer	Sam
Cold thong	Hold On	Limp Bizkit	zack
Coldly	Hold Me	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Colon Blow	Kokomo	Beach Boys	oldtimer
Columbia	Disturbia	Rihanna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Columbo	Salambo	PIG	t.v.
Coma Coma	Joma Joma	C-Real	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Comatose	Alive	P.O.D.	Christian
The Combo	Salambo	PIG	bunny_brains
Come Back, And I'll Throw Up, Girl	Come Back When You Grow Up, Girl	Bobby Vee	Valerie Jones
Come Back, Babboon	Come Back, Balloon	Sarabeth Tucek	Tess O. Gosset
Come Back, Bassoon	Come Back, Balloon	Sarabeth Tucek	Tess O. Gosset
Come Back, Buffoon	Come Back, Balloon	Sarabeth Tucek	Tess O. Gosset
Come Back, Saloon	Come Back, Balloon	Sarabeth Tucek	Tess O. Gosset
Come Dirty	Come Clean	Hillary Duff	Cliff
Come Face to Face	Me in My Place	Krysten Ritter	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Comedian Artistry	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cominback Gurl	Hollaback Girl	Gwen Stefani	rhianon
Commin' outta the closet	Cleaning out my closet	Eminem	True Evil
Competition	Intuition	Jewel	Andrew Darwitan
Compilation	Intuition	Jewel	Andrew Darwitan
Complex Fractions	Satisfaction	The Rolling Stones	john
Complicated	Disconnected	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Concerto For A Winter's Day	Concerto For A Rainy Day	Electric Light Orchestra	Paul Warren
Conch Shell	Michelle	The Beatles	beegles
condom	sex bomb	tom jones	sal
Confederate Violet [actual type of flower]	Yankee Rose	David Lee Roth	Tess O. Gosset
confiscated	complicated	avril lavigne	I love california
Confucius Say	Jane Says	Jane's Addiction	Ezra
Conquered	Stronger	Mandisa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Conseco Song	Bad Company	Bad Company	rocky
Constipated	Complicated	Avril Lavigne	Tami
Constipated Skaters	Syncopated Skaters	101 Strings Orchestra	Bridget Andrews
Constipation	Anticipation	Carly Simon	Justin Case
Constipation	Constant Craving	k.d. lang	Country
Constipation	Rock the Nation	Montrose	Bill S
Constipation	Graduation	Vitamin C	MOR
Contra Nursery	Controversy	Prince	soul ii
convicted	addicted	Simple Plan	Rach
Cook My Way	Look My Way	Kylie Minogue	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cookie	Nookie	Limp Bizkit	Anthony Slusher
cookie	nookie	Limp Bizkit	Brittney
Cookie	Nookie	Limp Bizkit	divizzle
Cookie, Cookie	Sookie, Sookie	Don Covay	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cookies & Pie	Peaches & Cream	112	Mikkey Mouse
Cool Beans	These Dreams	Heart	sherock
Cool Girl	Good Girl	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr
Cool Whip	Whip It	Devo	SusanG
Cool Whip It	Whip It	Devo	newave
Cootie Vicious	Bootylicious	Destiny's Child	Tweetygirl
Cootie-ful Girls	Beautiful Girls	Sean Kingston	Darren
Cootiekisses	Bootylicious	DC3	Lyndsei
Copernicus	Galileo	Indigo Girls	Catholic
Couldn't Change a Thing	Wouldn't Change a Thing	Kylie Minogue	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Country Glamour	Country Grammar	Nelly	Felly
Country Grandma	Country Grammer	Nelly	wiccan_witch
Country Slammer	Country Grammer	Nelly	wuzzup*
country slammer	country grammer	nelly	Brittany
Country Stammer	Country Grammar	Nelly	Dakota
Courtney Has Lice	You Know You're Right	Nirvana	Kaylie L
Cover My Ford	Cover Me Lord	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Covered in Blood	Crazy in Love	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Covered in Mud	Crazy in Love	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
cow pie	cowboy	bon jovi	bite me plz
Cowboys For Sale	Cowboys From Hell	Pantera	TAG37
Cowfeed	Starseed	Our Lady Peace	DarkJon64
cowgirl	cowboy	kid rock	shane
Cowgirl	Cowboy	Kid Rock	Kody L
Cowgirls From Heaven	Cowboys From Hell	Pantera	Kaylie L
Cowlick	Cowboy	Kid Rock	rap
Crab People	Wicked Queen	Mantacore	donnie
Crack Scratch Fever	Cat Scratch Fever	Ted Nugent	TonyDuhProducuh
Cracker Jack	Captain Jack	Billy Joel	SusanG
Cracklin' Oat Bran	Cracklin' Rosie	Neil Diamond	SusanG
Crank Shaft	Love Shack	B-52's	Steve Livingston
Crap of You	Ghost of You	My Chemical Romance	Isabella
Crap on TV	Girl on TV	LFO	I didn't do it
Crap Tonight	Kryptonite	3 Doors Down	slow/dude
Crappy	Happy	Mudvayne	Joel Martinez
Crash-Bang	Galang	M.I.A.	Me
crawling in your pants	crawling in the dark	Hoobastank	Merck P.
Crazy Chick	Crazy Frog & Sweety The Chick	Charlotte Church	Tarquin
Crazy Frog & Sweety The Chick	Crazy Chick	Charlotte Church	Tarquin
Crazy Girl	Shady Girl	Sistar	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Creep Snitches	Sweet Witches	f(x)	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Creep Train	Peace Train	Cat Stevens	MOR
Creeper	Fever	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Creeping Debt	Creeping Death	Metallica	Chazm
The Crescent Rolls	The Thunder Rools	Garth Brooks	Country
The Crescent Rolls	The Thunder Rolls	Garth Brooks	Country
Cricket	Whip It	Devo	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cross Dressing Queen	Dancing Queen	A* Teens	Rini
cross treakers	air force 1	nelly	t-head
Cross-Eyed Girl	Brown Eyed Girl	Van Morrison	YoYo
Crossed the Line	Borderline	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Crossing Streams	Breaking Free	High School Musical	U.G.L.Y
Crude Girl	Good Girl	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cruel Bitches	Sweet Witches	f(x)	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Crumb	Numb	Linkin Park	Chute D'Breeze
Crumb	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Crummy Car	Lucky Star	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Crumple Bills	Purple Pills	D12	Mark
Crush	Stuck	Stacie Orrico	Andrew Darwitan
Cry	Fly	Hilary Duff	Andrew Darwitan
A cry away	A broken day	dogs	Tammy
Cry Me An Ocean	Cry Me A RIver	Justin Timberlake	Mikkey Mouse
cry, cry, cry	bye, bye, bye	n'STINK	pikster
Cry-Cry-Cry	Bye-Bye_Bye	N*SYNC	NuttyChicky
Cryonic	Ironic	Alanis Morissette	Flux 7
CSI (What A Miserable World)	IGY (What A Beautiful World)	Donald Fagan	MOR
Cuckoo	Fuck You	Cee Lo Green	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cummerbund	Cumbersome	Seven Mary Three	Kaylie L
Cupid's Stab Wounds	Cupid's Chokehold	Gym Class Heroes	Moron Cope
Cure My STD	Cure My Tragedy	Cold	Billy Boyd
Curry For Nothing (And Your Chips For Free)	Money For Nothing	Dire Straits	stee
Curse	First	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Cyclosphorin	Cyco Vision	Suicidal Tendencies	drug

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