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This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| A*Dult | A*Teens | They are all entering adulthood | Jamie | |||
| A-Dults | A-Teens | Just the Opposite | Parody_Delight | |||
| A.S.C.I.I.S. | A.D.I.D.A.S. | Korn | Techie Foxham | |||
| About The Words You Say | What Would You Say? | Dave Matthews Band | Mike Hack | |||
| Abracadaver | Abracadabra | The Steve Miller Band | Nic | |||
| Accordian | Squeeze Box | The Who | oldrock | |||
| Acid Indigestion | Anticipation | Carly Simon | MOR | |||
| Act Like An Exhibitionist | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | Susan M. | |||
| Actual Reality | Virtual Insanity | Jamiroquai | killer_roach | |||
| Adam's Bong | Adam's Song | Blink 182 | Drax | |||
| Adam's Gong | Adam's Song | blink-182 | Michael M | |||
| Adam's Ribs | Adam's Song | Blink 182 | newrock | |||
| Adams Thong | Adams Song | Blink 182 | Kaylie L | |||
| Addams' Booze | Addams' Groove | MC Hammer | rapper | |||
| Addicted to A*Teens | Addicted | Simple plan | Margaret | |||
| addicted to gloves | addicted to love | robert palmer | janette | |||
| addicted to mase | addicted to base | puretone | Katherine | |||
| Aeriolas | Aerials | System of a Down | Kaylie L | |||
| Afghanistan (or Birmingham) | Rotterdam | The Beautiful South | Al Capone | |||
| After The Cold Mush | After The Gold Rush | Neil Young | oldrock | |||
| After The Gold Thrush | After The Gold Rush | Neil Young | oldschool | |||
| Age of Asparagus | Age of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | ~*(}--kat--{)*~ | |||
| Agonized Spirit Nut House | Tortured Soul Asylum | Cradle Of Filth | Ynnad | |||
| ah huh | uh huh | b2k | skittles | |||
| Ahhhh Ok | Breakaway | Kelly Clarkson | jordyn | |||
| Ailing Vomit | I'm Lovin' It | Justin Timberlake | Redlocks | |||
| ain't i nerdy!!!!! | slim shady | eminem | vj dude | |||
| Ain't It Crummy | Ain't It Funny | Jennifer Lopez | Neki II | |||
| Ain't No Virgin | Like A Virgin | Madonna | girl | |||
| Airline Strikes | Lightning Strikes | Lou Christie | oldsongs | |||
| The Airplane Life Is Gonna Kill You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You | My Chemical Romance | Jessica | |||
| AK47 | 45 | Shinedown | hardrock | |||
| The al-Qaeda Took My Freedom Away | The KKK Took My Baby Away | Ramones | Becca | |||
| Alcoholic | Metabolic | Slipknot | M parody | |||
| Alexander | The Bomb | Bucketheads | 80smusic | |||
| Alice's Restroom | Alice's Restaurant | Arlo Guthrie | Jessica Childress | |||
| All I Need Is Some Miracle Whip | All I Need Is A Miracle | Mike + The Mechanics | SusanG | |||
| all i wanna do(is hurt someone) | all i wanna do(is have some fun) | sheryl crow | janette | |||
| all i wanna do, is chew some gum! | all i wanna do, is have some fun! | dont know!? | mallory & mommy | |||
| all insain | all to blame | sum 41 | carlia | |||
| All My Exes Change Their Sexes | All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | SMyler | |||
| All my parts you see | Every part of me | Jump5 | Daniel | |||
| All Our Songs Are Poo | Something Kinda Ooh | Girls Aloud | nevergonnaknow | |||
| All That's Become Of You | All Because Of You | U2 | bonoincarnate | |||
| All The (Why Am I Listening To This Junk?) Things | All The Small Things | Blink 182 | Princess Chic | |||
| All The Girls Love Alice Cooper | All The Girls Love Alice | Elton John | Paul Warren | |||
| All The Tall Things | All The Small Things | Blink 182 | newrock | |||
| All Time Low | All Time High | Rita Coolidge | Bond | |||
| All You Need Are Slugs | All You Need Is Love | Beatles | Danielle | |||
| All You Need is Blood | All You Need is Love | The Beatles | Karl Doug | |||
| AllI Have To Do Is Pee | AllI Have to Do Is Dream | the Everly Brothers | Marian | |||
| Almost Dead | Pop Is Dead | Powerman 5000 | Redlocks | |||
| Almost Dead | Almost Alive | Crush 40 | layla | |||
| The alphabet song | H to da Izzo | Jay-Z | Beyonce | |||
| Always | Sometimes | Britney Spears | Bronwyn | |||
| Always something there to forget about | Always something there to remind me | Naked Eyes | Nicole | |||
| Am i a survivor | im a survivor | Destineys child | Kayla | |||
| Am I Borin' Ya'? | California | Phantom Planet | Ken | |||
| Amazon | Babylon | The Tea Party | Kai94 | |||
| America Sucks, Deal With It | American Idiot | Green Day | Idiot101 | |||
| American Express | National Express | Divine Comedy | Paul Warren | |||
| American Flat Ass | American Bad Ass | Kid Rock | Kaylie L | |||
| American Stranger | American Solider | Toby Keith | Matthias | |||
| Amiright | It's My Life | Dr. Alban | Mads | |||
| Amiright | Amigone | Goo Goo Dolls | Mac | |||
| Amnesia | Forget-Me-Nots | Patrice Rushen | soul ii | |||
| Amway Salesman | Please, Mr. Postman | The Marvelettes | MOR | |||
| Amy Grant Song | Immigrant Song | Led Zeppelin | Regina Olsen | |||
| Ana's Bong (light my fire) | Ana's Song (Open Fire) | Silverchair | EmotionSickness | |||
| Anaheim | Birmingham | Amanda Marshall | *BIFF!* | |||
| Anal Penetration | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Mushi | |||
| Anarchy | Legecy | Papa Roach | Engel | |||
| Anarchy | Control | Puddle Of Mudd | hardrock | |||
| Aneurysm (In My Feet) | Hemmorrhage (In MY Hands) | Fuel | newrock | |||
| Angel (Shouldn't Have Left Buffy) | Angel | Shaggy | rappa | |||
| angel of hardon | angel of harlem | U2 | joecap | |||
| Angels Bought Me Beer | Angels Brought Me Here | Guy Sebastian | neptunevsmars | |||
| Angels Made Me Queer | Angels Brought Me Here | Guy Sebastian | SP | |||
| Angry Whore Parade | Lady Marmalade | Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink | call me Al | |||
| Animal Species | Original Of The Species | U2 | CRA-Z-4-U2 | |||
| Annika | Jessica | Allman Brothers Band | sport | |||
| Another Bottle Of Beer On The Wall | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | Dnalex | |||
| Another Kick In The B@lls | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | simon | |||
| Another Kick In The Balls | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | tom | |||
| Another One Bites the Butt | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | Charlotte(submitted for David) | |||
| Another One Bites The Crust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Brandon Barlow | |||
| Another One F***s It Up | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | ha ha | |||
| Another One Sucks the Dust (The Vacuum Cleaner) | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | mistermystery | |||
| Another Terd's left to rust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Mini Mercury | |||
| Ant-a-boo | bugaboo | Destinys Child | Ashley | |||
| Anti-Tong Song | Thong Song | Sisqo | o | |||
| Any Day Later | Any Day Now | Luther Vandross | Daniel Yaccarino | |||
| Anything But Crazy | Anything But Ordinary | Avril Lavigne | raul | |||
| Anything But Crazy!!! | Anything But Ordinary | Avril Lavigne | krissi | |||
| Anything But Punk | Anything But Ordinary | Avril Lavigne | ds | |||
| Apathy For The Devil | Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | Christian | |||
| Apple | Milkshake | Kelis | anonomous | |||
| Aqua Teen (Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad) | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley & His Comets | Paul Warren | |||
| Arbor Day | Deadbeat Holiday | Green Day | Tom | |||
| Arby's Girl | Barbie Girl | Aqua | Steve | |||
| Are You Bare? | Are You There? | Oleander | rock | |||
| Aren't You Really A Dove? | Are You Ready For Love? | Elton John | Juzzzzzzzz | |||
| Ariel (Sharon) | Aerials | System Of A Down | hardrock | |||
| Armadillo | Amarillo | Tony Christie | Tarquin | |||
| Armageddon | Holiday | Green Day | newrock | |||
| Armpit hair | Everywhere | Michelle Branch | Amith | |||
| As Long As You Hate Me | As Long As You Love Me | Backstreet Boys | Brian Litrell | |||
| ASDA Providers | Survivor | Destiny's Child | M!KEY | |||
| Ashes Of The Fag | Ashes Of The Flag | Shadows Over Silence | daniel | |||
| Asleep | Awake | Godsmack | Mac | |||
| Assassination | affirmation | Savage Garden | Bighead | |||
| At Least I Got Paid | At Least I Got Laid | Space Hog | Heather | |||
| At Seven Drinks | At Seventeen | Janis Ian | MOR | |||
| At The Beginning | In The End | Linkin Park | Tommy | |||
| aunt irene hurt your finger | Does my ring hurt your finger | Charley pride | mike | |||
| Avada Kedavra | Abracadabra | Steve Miller Band | Scandia | |||
| Avenue of Dirty Trash | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | newrock | |||
| Avon Calling | Vienna Calling | Falco | austria | |||
| Avon Lady | Shady Lady | Uriah Heep | SusanG |
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