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Entries Beginning with H

New Song Name	Original Name	Original Band Name	Submitted by:
H.U.M.P	P.I.M.P	50 Cent	25 Cent
h8er boi	sk8er boi	avril lavigne	harry
H8er Boi	Sk8er Boi	Avril Lavigne	Glnwd Food Fight
h8er boi	sk8er boi	avril lavigne	I<3Sum41
Ha, Ha, Ha	Blah, Blah, Blah	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ha-Ha	La-La	Ashlee Simpson	kt
Hackers	Haters	Hilary Duff	Andrew Darwitan
Had Enough	Take It Off	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hail Santa	Hail Satan	Mindless Self Indulgence	Chazm
Hairy Back Girl	Hollaback Girl	Gwen Stefani	stephanaynay
Hairy Balls	Aerials	System of a Down	Kaylie L
Hairyback	Sexyback	Justin Timberlake	megan
Ham (Serve It Up)	Jam (Turn It Up)	Kim Kardashian	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hamsterdam	Amsterdam	Coldplay	MOR
Handy	Hold Me	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hang Your Head Down Low (And Smell The Roses)	Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)	Bloodhound Gang	Funny
Hang Yourself	Hang 'em High	A Static Lullaby	HxC
Hang-up	Hung Up	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
hanging by a clothesline	hanging by a moment	lifehouse	i love lifehouse
Hanging by a Nosehair(The mucus song)	Hanging by a Moment	Lifehouse	blumonkeygrl_00
Hangover	When I come around	Green Day	Mark
Hannah Montana	Tanya Montana	David Allan Coe	Mark
Hannibal	Cannibal	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hannity	Vanity	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hanoi Jane	Jane	Jefferson Starship	Sutch
Happy Christmas ( The war is over )	Merry Christmas ( Saddam is captured )	John Lennon and Yoko Ono	SomeDude
Happy Christmas (War Is Over)	Happy Christmas ('Pearl Harbor' is Over)	John Lennon	britrock
Hard All Night	Up All Night	The Boomtown Rats	nasty
Hard Time Charlie's Got the News	Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues	Danny O'Keefe	Sutch
Hard To S***	Hard To Beat	Hard-Fi	I Am a Talking Fish
Hardback Editor	Paperback Writer	The Beatles	beegles
Harder Baby One Last Time	Hit Me Baby One More Time	Britney Spears	bono
Harder To Bleed	Harder To Breathe	Maroon 5	newrock
Harder To Breed	Harder To Breathe	Maroon 5	Mark
Harder,better,faster,stronger	Harder,Better,faster,stronger	Daft Punk	Jennifer Louis
Harem Woman, Harem Man	One Man Woman, One Woman Man	Paul Anka	MOR
Harp-Break Hotel	Heartbreak Hotel	Elvis Presley	The Rev. A. Palgut
Harsh Sunlight	Ray of Light	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hart Brake Motel	Heartbreak Hotel	Elvis Presley	Garr Norick
Hashtray	Hash Pipe	Weezer	nik-nik
Hate And Bleed	Wait And Bleed	Slipknot	erik
Hate Myself	Love Yourself	Kagen Meyers	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hate that I Like You	Hate that I Love You	Rihanna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hate to Slay a 5- year old	Hate to Say I told You So	The Hives	Kaylie L
hater boi	sk8ter boi	avril lavigne	Julie
Hates Jews	True Blue	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hatin' Every Thing About It	Lovin' Every Minute Of It	Loverboy	Alana
Have a Bad Time	Have a Good Time	Paul Simon	poopyhead2003
Have An Ash Tray	Have A Nice Day	Stereophonics	Danpjames
Have My Baby	Be My Baby	Wonder Girls	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Having Lunch at Burger King	Rock You Like A Hurricane	The Scorpions	Anonymous Bob
He Deafened Me With History	She Blinded Me With Science	Thomas Dolby	707
He Loves Me Not(and I wonder Y?!)	He Loves U Not	Dream	~^Girl^~
He Made Me	She Hates Me	Puddle Of Mudd	Weird Lee Silkovic
He Shoots, He Scores	She Loves Me Not	Papa Roach	DJ Kaito
He So Ugly	Me So Horny	2 Live Crew	rapper
He Started Loving Her Again	He Stopped Loving Her Today	George Jones	Country
He's A Woman	She's A Woman	The Beatles	Paul Warren
He's Dead Jim	She Hates Me	Puddle of Mudd	Jared
He's Gawking	I'm Walking	Eco Bridge	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
He's Jerry!	Hey Mickey!	Toni Basil	AC
He's My Girl	She's My Girl	Fix	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
He's So Huge	What I Got	Sublime	Jaccass
Head Like A Roll	Head Like A Hole	Nine Inch Nails	i_need_the_chunky
Headful of Snot	Headful of Doubt	The Avett Brothers	Marjorie Preston
Heal Possibility	Real Possibility	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heart Vs. Me	Stomach Vs. Heart	Barenaked ladies	Josh Hefner
Heart Attack	Heart Riot	Left Alone	lauren x hateyou
heart attack	fart attack	sum41	caitlin
Heartburn Tonight	Heartache Tonight	The Eagles	Mickey D.
Heat It	Beat It	Michael Jackson	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heat Of My Fart	Beat Of My Heart	Hilary Duff	SR
Heaven Ain't Nothin' Like Earth	Heaven Is A Place On Earth	Belinda Carlisle	sherock
Heaven is a Haircilp	Heaven is a Halfpipe	OPM	The Real Slim Shadier
Heaven Is A Hash Pipe	Heaven Is A Halfpipe	OPM	Zoggi
Heaven Is A Planet Like Earth	Heaven Is A Place On Earth	Belinda Carlisle	I'm From The Planet Pluto
Heavin' My Girth	Heaven and Earth	Kylie Minogue	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heaving Out The Beers	Reeling In The Year's	Steely Dan	princejellyfish
Heavy Bleeding	Barely Breathing	Duncan Sheik	Kaylie L
Hedges	Ledges	Ex Vivian	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
heffer song	zepher song	red hot chillis	john
Held Her	Shelter	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Held Me	Hold Me	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hell Ana	Helena	My Chemical Romance	lady
Hell in Heels	Hell on Wheels	Cher	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hell to Pay	Miles Away	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hell Yeah	Hey Ya	Outkast	rap
Hella Fat Girl	Hollaback Girl	Gwen Stefani	Kaylie L
Hello	Shadow	Ashlee Simpson	Andrew Darwitan
Hello and Goodbye	So Much for Goodbye	Secret	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hello Mary Kay	Hello Mary Lou	Ricky Nelson	oldtimer
Help Me	Hold Me	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Help Me Make It Through Hell Night	Help Me Make It Through The Night	Sammi Smith	country
Help! I Can't Sing!	Help I'm a Fish	Little Trees	The Real Slim Shadier
Help, I Aint Rich	Help, Im A Fish	Litlle Trees	anouk
Helpless Auto-Dealer	Helpless Automaton	Men At Work	Flakey Crossants
Hemmorrhoids (In My Butt)	Hemorrhage (In My Hands)	Fuel	Mark
Hemorrhaging Lust	Bleeding Love	Leona Lewis	She
Her Crawl	Her Strut	Bob Seger	rocker
Her Spirit In The Light	Her Ghost In The Fog	Cradle of Filth	ficticious
Her-steria	Hysteria	Muse	rocky
Here Comes the Pain Again	Here Comes the Rain Again	Eurythmics	Susan M.
Here In 'Nam	Here I Am	Leona Lewis	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Here's A Quarter (Find Someone Who Gives a S)*	Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)	Travis Tritt	Countryboy
Here's to the Fight	Here's to the Night	Eve 6	Pikachu
Hero (Sandwich)	Hero	Enrique Iglesias	I am the viod
Hero Hero	Mirror Mirror	M2M	Andrew Darwitan
Herpes	Her Strut	Bob Seger	oldrock
Heshe	She	Elvis Costello/The Monkees	Aaerni
Hesistant	Determined	Mudvayne	Kaylie L
Hex Me	Sex Me	R. Kelly	BabyCB
Hey Allah	Hey Ya	Outkasts	Aliya
Hey Fatty	Hey Baby	No Doubt	Billy-Will
Hey Pa	Hey Ma	Cam'ron	Asley Z.
Hey Sexy	Dear Jessie	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hey, Schmo	Hey, Joe	Jimi Hendrix	oldschool
Hey, Who Drove My Car?	We R Who We R	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hi	Fly	Hilary Duff	Andrew Darwitan
Hi	Fly	Hilary Duff	McKenzie Bob
HI, HI, HI	Bye, Bye ,Bye	N'SNYC	Brittney
Hi, hi, hi	Bye, bye, Bye	N'sync	Chewbacca
Hi-yah!	Hey Ya!	Outkast	25 Cent
Hiccup	Wake Up	Hilary Duff	Raphaella So
Hidden Love	Secret Love	B.A.P.	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hide By Life Away	Take My Breath Away	Jessica Simpson	Sam
Hide, It's Your Weddin'	Inside Your Heaven	Carrie Underwood	Mark
hide,its frightening	ride the lightning	mettalica	jezz
High	Fly	Hilary Duff	Helga
high crime in the summertime	hot fun in the summertime	sly and the family stone	dumb donald
High High High	Hi Hi Hi	Wings	joe
High, high, high	bye bye bye	N'sync	Jess
Highway To Hell	Highway To Heaven	AC/DC	AJ
Hilary Puff	Hilary Duff	The fourth Powerpuff Girl.	Andrew Darwitan
The Hilton Sisters	Stupid Girls	Pink	She
The Hilton Sisters	American Idiot	Green Day	Tom
Hindu Sitar	Spanish Guitar	Toni Braxton	Paul Warren
Hips Too Wide	Hips Don't Lie	Shakira	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
His Stereo	Hysteria	Muse	rockhead
Hissing	Missing	Evanescence	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
hit me daddy one more time	hit me baby one more time	britney spears	lil' devil
Hit Me With Your Pet Shark	Hit Me With Your Best Shot	Pat Benatar	Rpollck
Hit My Baby One More Time	Baby One More Time	Britney Spears	newschool
Hit Your Body	Rock Your Body	Justin Timberlake	Teddy Bear
HIV	Alive	POD	Masterbasser56
Ho	Oh	Ciara	weirdkid106
Ho-Cheese	Cochise	Audioslave	Kaylie L
Hoagie For A Day	Hero For A Day	Metallica	hardrock
Hobbies	Goodies	Ciara	Andrew Darwitan
Hohoho merry christmas	You drive me crazy	Britney Spears	mary and bob
Hola Adios	Hello Goodbye	Live On Arrival	Kaylie L
Hold On To Your Cash	Hold On To Your Dreams	Triumph	Indy
Holding Back My Ears	Holding Back The Years	Simply Red	ben johnson
Hole	Blow	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hole	Stole	Kelly Rowland	yanet:ass seen on TV
Hole In My Heart	Shape Of My Heart	Backstreet Boys	Deana
Hollow	Holler	Spice Girls	Chris Kuan
Hollow	Holler	Spice Girls	Chris Kuan
Hollower Than Thou	Holier Than Thou	Metallica	Darkren
Holy Day	Holiday	Green Day	yapa
Home All Alone	Video Phone	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Home Of The Strange	Home On The Range	Traditional	oldsongs
The Homecoming Queen's Got Some Buns	The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun	Julie Brown	not funny
Homer	Over	Lindsay Lohan	Franz Chong
Homer	Sober	Tool	S.T.G.
Honey Bunny	Money Honey	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Honey Queen (That Bee)	Drama Queen (That Girl)	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Honey, Suck My Nose	Honeysuckle Rose	Ella Fitzgerald	Jan-Willem van Prooijen
Hooka' Hooka'	Suga' Suga'	Baby Bash	Chris N
Hooker In A Corner	Genie In A Bottle	Christina Aguilera	~Lily~
Hookers Will Be Here Forever	Love Will Keep Us Together	The Captain and Tenille	Jenna
Hookie	Nookie	Limp Bizkit	MISTER P
Horny as a Toad	Honey Im Home	Shania Twain	~ Evil Tears ~
Horny Flies	Bye Bye Bye	N' Sync	kreig
Horny Girl	Rich Girl	Gwen Stefani	cat_inthehat
Horny Girl	Rich Girl	Gwen Stefani	nikki hart
Horny To Make You Happy	Born To Make You Happy	Britney Spears	Meru42
Horror Movies, Porn and Liquor	Blood, Sex and Booze	Green Day	Lizzie
Hot 4 U	One 4 U	A-Jax	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Child In The Chevy	Hot Child In The City	Nick Gilder	rocky
Hot Dame	Hot Game	A-Jax	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Dog	Hound Dog	Elvis Presley	The Rev. A. Palgut
Hot Fame	Hot Game	A-Jax	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Flame	Hot Game	A-Jax	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
hot in her	hot in here	nelly	genie
Hot in Herre	Forgettin'	Nelly	Sarah
Hot Name	Hot Game	A-Jax	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Rod Farts	Hot Rod Hearts	Robby DuPree	fake
Hot Roll	Hot Hole	PIG	i_need_the_chunky
Hot Shot	Tik Tok	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Smoker	Hot Summer	f(x)	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Spot	Tik Tok	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Stunner	Hot Summer	f(x)	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hotel is 5 Star	We R Who We R	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
House	Home	Michael Buble	Hunter
House Of Slaves	House Of Wolves	My Chemical Romance	Amanda Day
Housebreaking Pup Is Hard To Do	Breaking Up Is Hard To Do	Neil Sedaka	Tess O. Gosset
How Am I Gonna Watch The Game?	How Are You Gonna See Me Now?	Alice Cooper	oldrock
How Clean Is Your House?	How Deep Is Your Love?	Bee Gees	pickle*
How Deep Is The Snow?	How Deep Is Your Love?	The Bee Gees	winter
How Did It Go?	How Will I Know	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
how do i cope without you	how do i live without you	leann rims	jamie mattox
How Do You Kill An Oompaloompa?	How Do You Talk To An Angel?	The Heights	nedflandersisonfire
How do you milk a cow	How do you like me now	Toby Keith	so blissful
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Urea?	How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?	Sound of Music	Paris Hilton Is On Fire
How Far We've Cum	How Far We've Come	Matchbox Twenty	hekifier
How High, How Steep, How Wide	How High, How Deep, How Wide	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
How I Could Just Bake A Ham?	How I Could Just Kill A Man?	Cypress Hill	Hazer
How The Weather Behaves	How The Heart Behaves	Was (Not Was)	Mickey D.
How to Prevent a Death	How to Save a Life	The Fray	Dongquan
How We Poo	How We Do	The Game Feat. 50 Cent	michelle
How You Annoy Me	How You Remind Me	Nickelback	Mandy
Hummerstruck	Thunderstruck	AC/DC	ThatAwesomeGuy
Humpin' Humpin'	Jumpin' Jumpin'	Destiny's Child	Nico Flores
Humpin' Humpin'	Jumpin' Jumpin'	Destiny's Child	Anon
Humpin' On Your Stereo	Pumpin' On Your Stereo	Supergrass	sian webb
Hung	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
The Hung and The Dless*	The Young and The Hopeless	Good Charlotte	newrock
Hung Like A Bird	Im Like A Bird	Nelly Furtado	THe MAd MAn
Hungry Jack	Hungry Eyes	Eric Carmen	MOR
Hunk	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Hunt	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Hunting For Snitches	Hunting For Witches	Bloc Party	Bill Blast
Hurl	Girl	Paul Wall	mark
The Hurricanes and The Damage Done (In Florida)	The Needle and The Damage Done	Neil Young	rocky
Hurts	First	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Hush!	Crush	Mandy Moore	Andrew Darwitan
Hyundai Grace	Hungry Eyes	Eric Carmen	Dieguito

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