Fun Music Information -> Kelly Rowland

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kelandria Rowland. Submitted by: soul ii

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Hole"	"Stole"	yanet:ass seen on TV

Change a Letter:

"Stove" originally "Stole"

Alina

"Style" originally "Stole"

Serafina

"Stone" originally "Stole"

Peter

"Store" originally "Stole"

Serafina

"Stale" originally "Stole"

Stan Doff

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Stole"	"Grammatical Error"	Diana
"Stole"	"Surrounded By Clones"	Jill
"Stole"	"Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)"	Neo Matrix
"Stole"	"Coal"	S.T.G.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Stole	Theft Ring	Gar
Stole	Police (theft)	Anne

Misheard Lyrics:

"Stole" Misheard Lyrics: She could have been a groovy spark Never had a chance to grow and fart Original Lyrics: She could have been a movie star Never got the chance to go that far	"Comeback" Misheard Lyrics: I sold your Rottweiler on the internet Before you had her put right down. Original Lyrics: I throw the RA-RA only up when They go all the way down.
"Stole" Misheard Lyrics: Mary's got the same nice hands as Marilyn Monroe. Original Lyrics: Mary's got the same sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.	"Stole" Misheard Lyrics: Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints at Fitz Chinese Theatre Show. Original Lyrics: Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Stole"

Misheard Lyrics:

Mary's got the same size a** as Marilyn Monroe
She put her finger up her butt hole and started singing low.

Original Lyrics:

Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mad monkey

My friend was singing it in the playground. I asked her if she knew the lyrics. Instead of saying the true lyrics, she said something which sounded like this. We just fell about laughing!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Simply Deep"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Through my eyes I vision you

Why They're Nonsensical:

You just wouldn't believe this - to add to her scope of talent, Kelly Rowland can actually 'vision' things using...guess what...her eyes! Amazing girl! And to top things all, she possesses the inability to discern between what is a noun and what is a verb! Cor, blimey! How can you 'vision' someone? Considering this was written by Beyonce's sister Solange - constantly touted by her big sis and Kelly as one of 'the best songwriters ever' - as well, this alone is enough to force one to hold such a claim with strong suspicion.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

"Stole"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Her life was stole

Why They're Nonsensical:

Shouldn't it be "stolen", since that's the past participle?

Submitted by: Junior