Fun Music Information -> Kelly Rowland
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Kelandria Rowland. Submitted by: soul ii
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Hole" | "Stole" | yanet:ass seen on TV |
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"I'm Beginning To See The Blight" originally "I'm Beginning Te See The Light"
Mark Scism
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Stole" | "Grammatical Error" | Diana |
| "Stole" | "Surrounded By Clones" | Jill |
| "Stole" | "Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)" | Neo Matrix |
| "Stole" | "Coal" | S.T.G. |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Stole | Theft Ring | Gar |
| Stole | Police (theft) | Anne |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Comeback"
Misheard Lyrics: I sold your Rottweiler on the internet
Before you had her put right down. Original Lyrics: I throw the RA-RA only up when
They go all the way down. | "Stole"
Misheard Lyrics: Mary's got the same nice hands as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics: Mary's got the same sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.
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"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics: Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Fitz Chinese Theatre Show. Original Lyrics: Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show. | "Stole"
Misheard Lyrics: Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day Then turned away If I would've been he wouldn't have maybe told his father He might of stayed at home Playing all the cords on his guitar. Original Lyrics: Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day Not turn away If I woulda been the one to maybe go this far He might have stayed at home Playing angry chords on his guitar. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics: Mary's got the same size a** as Marilyn Monroe
She put her finger up her butt hole and started singing low. Original Lyrics: Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Mad monkey My friend was singing it in the playground. I asked her if she knew the lyrics. Instead of saying the true lyrics, she said something which sounded like this. We just fell about laughing! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Simply Deep"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Through my eyes I vision you
Why They're Nonsensical: You just wouldn't believe this - to add to her scope of talent, Kelly Rowland can actually 'vision' things using...guess what...her eyes! Amazing girl! And to top things all, she possesses the inability to discern between what is a noun and what is a verb! Cor, blimey! How can you 'vision' someone? Considering this was written by Beyonce's sister Solange - constantly touted by her big sis and Kelly as one of 'the best songwriters ever' - as well, this alone is enough to force one to hold such a claim with strong suspicion.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Stole"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Her life was stole
Why They're Nonsensical: Shouldn't it be "stolen", since that's the past participle?
Submitted by: Junior
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Stole"
The Lyrics: Mary's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe Who They Mention: Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: P
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