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Song Parodies -> "Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kelly Rowland

Parody Song Title:

"Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

It was always such a nice game
You played as him
Had good intentions
Speedin' to the next level
Releasin' some animals
The good guy
'Cause good guys always win
Hedgehog with a promise
Fastest thing and rolls
He never folds
Collecting all the rings around and blowin' up stuff
It's not enough no,
He needs chaos emeralds

He's not invincible anymore
With his flashing stars, gold mane not green
Since he jumped on that transporter
He's on all our TV screens

[Chorus 1]
Sonic's always searching for those chaos emeralds
He went looking but they had been stolen by Knuckles
Now we can never see him flash
Speeding across sand, ice, or grass
The emeralds were stole, oh!
He can't ever go gold

No no no no oh (Stole)

Tails was whining to him
Said he needed all seven
Sonic ignored him
He went to the bonus levels
He was grabbin' 'em
Gravity pullin' him down
Turnin' him 'round 'round ('round 'round)
Now he wishes he had all of them
The green, red, and blue
The yellow, too
If he had maybe gotten that far
Coulda stayed at home
With Tails he would spar


(Chorus 1)

[Chorus 2]
Tails was flying all alone on his merry way
He got beat up by Knuckles who took the beautiful gems away
Now we're gonna see tails get slammed
By Sonic; his very best friend
The emeralds were stole, Oh!
Ok now we all know.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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Neo Matrix - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
It'd be nice for people to comment.
Bubba - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I would if I had any knowledge of the original song...
Morpheus - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Neo, the clichéd-nicks has you
Neo Matrix - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
What does that mean?
Hoeveel - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
*sigh* it means your nick isn't very original. Silly boy.
Neo Matrix - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I could care less. I like it.
Diana - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one. Good pacing, and it was pretty funny.

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