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Song Parodies -> "Coal"

Original Song Title:

"Stole"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Rowland

Parody Song Title:

"Coal"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

My first 2002 X-mas Parody
Bill was never ever a nice boy
A naughty one,
With bad intentions
He beat down on his brother
Told big lies to his mother
A bad boy
But bad don't make the good list,
One kid on the bad list,
The meanest kid in school
He's such a fool
Kicking dogs, burning kittens, and evil stuff
And Santa said, "Woah,
Bill's bad, guess he'll get coal, ho!"

His Christmas time's a bore.
With his stockings with stuff of no use,
Since he walked out his bedroom door
He's worst of the Naughty Dudes.

Billy's got the stockings stacked,
They're full, he knows
He put his hands in the stockins
At his house at 6 am double O.
He coulda been a perfect boy,
Never has the chance to get that toy,
All Bill got was coal.
And as Santa Claus goes,

Ho ho ho ho ho!

He was crying to his family,
Said he wasn't a bad kid,
He wasn't behaved,
He trashed up some parties
Santa's watching him.
He was puttin' kids down
Bullying them round round
Now I wish I woulda wrapped for him
Presents for Christmas Day
Not nothing gay.
If I woulda been the one to maybe help this boy,
He might have stayed at home
Playing Battleship, or his new toy

His Christmas time's a bore,
With clothes from his aunts, which is such a pain.
Since he walked out his bedroom door
Everybody knows his game


Billy's got the stockings stacked,(Ho)
They're full, he knows
He put his hands in the stockins(Ho ho)
At his house at 6 am double O.
He coulda been a perfect boy,(He coulda been a perfect boy, oh)
Never has the chance to get that toy,
All Bill got was coal.
And as Santa Claus goes
(Now we'll never know, oh)

Bill was always getting zip for Christmas anyway (Here on Christmas Day)
He had to buy himself a present,
Couldn't wait for Christmas Day (Saturday)
Now he's always going to believe in the man,
Found something in his stocking and,
It was stacked with coal (Coal)
And this is how Santa goes..........

Now I'm hearing Santa Claus going "Ho ho"
Mmm, now I'm hearing Santa Claus going "Ho ho"
Coal (Coal)
"HO HO" yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Billy's got the stockings stacked,(Ho)
They're full, he knows
He put his hands in the stockins(Ho ho)
At his house at 6 am double O.
He coulda been a perfect boy,(He coulda been a perfect boy, oh)
Never has the chance to get that toy,
All Bill got was coal.
And as Santa Claus goes
(Now we'll never know, oh)

Bill was always getting zip for Christmas anyway (on Christmas Day)
He had to buy himself a present,
Couldn't wait for Christmas Day
Now he's always going to believe in the man, (he believes him)
Found something in his stocking and,
It was stacked with coal (Coal)
And this is how Santa goes..........
Oh ho, ho, ho
All Bill got was coal.

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lebeiw15 - December 04, 2002 - Report this comment
Awesome
Junior - December 04, 2002 - Report this comment
Hehe, this one's great.
Mel Kleindienst - December 04, 2002 - Report this comment
hmm... Nice job, mate!
martyn mercer UK - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey....this ain't too shabby!

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