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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kelly Rowland that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 30 misheard song lyrics for Kelly Rowland on amIright currently.

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"Comeback"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold your Rottweiler on the internet
Before you had her put right down.
Original Lyrics:
I throw the RA-RA only up when
They go all the way down.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Craig was always getting back from 20 feet in the air
Had a tryout with the sixes couldn't wait for sadder day
Now we're never gonna see him Sam
Flying high as Toby can.
Original Lyrics:
Greg was always getting back from 20 feet away
Had a tryout with the Sixahs couldn't wait for Saturday
Now we're never gonna see him slam
Flying high as Kobe can.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints and danced Chinese Theatre Show.
or
Every skepticism...
She put her fingers in the air and had nothing to show.
or
Every skepticism...
She put her fingers in the air and had nothing to show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He battered his brother
Always slapped his mother.
Original Lyrics:
He was down for his brother
Respectful to his mother.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He put fingers in me
At Mann's Chinese Theatre Show.
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints
At Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was down for his brother
Stappled to his mother.
Original Lyrics:
He was down for his brother
Respectful to his mother.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary had the same size pants as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary had the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same eyes as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same nice hands as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size a** as Marilyn Monroe
She put her finger up her butt hole and started singing low.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Manroe
She put her fingers through her at that man's Chinease Theatre Show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in me, and Prince danced at Chinese Theatre show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Fitz Chinese Theatre Show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size implants as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in her implants and danced Chinese Theater Show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size pants as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the senses just like Marylin Manroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same-sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's had the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the sad man's, fat man's Chinese theatre show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day
Then turned away
If I would've been he wouldn't have maybe told his father
He might of stayed at home
Playing all the cords on his guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day
Not turn away
If I woulda been the one to maybe go this far
He might have stayed at home
Playing angry chords on his guitar.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She could have been a groovy spark
Never had a chance to grow and fart
Original Lyrics:
She could have been a movie star
Never got the chance to go that far
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She could of been a movie star
Flying high but not too far.
Original Lyrics:
She coulda been a movie star
Never got the chance to go that far.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in me and let my Chinese spirit soar.
Original Lyrics:
She put her finger in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in me and set my Chinese spirit soaring.
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints
And danced Chinese Theater Show.
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints
At Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the infant
At the Shiny Skeeter Show.
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints
At Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the infants.
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the kid's Martini, trying to steal the show.
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She puts her fingers in the imprints
And the Chinese steal the show.
Original Lyrics:
She puts her fingers in the imprints
At Mann's Chinese Theatre Show.
"Stole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since he walked through that glass room door
Original Lyrics:
Since he walked through that classroom door

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