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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


Can't Nobody Pt.1 album at Amazon.com
Kelly Rowland's, "Stole"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size a** as Marilyn Monroe
She put her finger up her butt hole and started singing low.
The Real Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
The Story: My friend was singing it in the playground. I asked her if she knew the lyrics. Instead of saying the true lyrics, she said something which sounded like this. We just fell about laughing! - Submitted by: Mad monkey
Kelly Rowland's, "Stole"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size pants as Marilyn Monroe.
The Real Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe.
The Story: I did not realize the true lyric til I made a mention of the fact on the air on the radio station where I work, that I thought Marilyn always wore dresses. I got 47 phone calls. now the lyric that follows about the imprints in the sidewalk makes since. (oops) - Submitted by: Dan Fletcher
Kelly Rowland's, "Stole"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in me and let my Chinese spirit soar.
The Real Lyrics:
She put her finger in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
The Story: Well, I was about to call the radio station and complain about these dirty lyrics. Luckily, I found out I was wrong before anything horribly embarrasing happened. - Submitted by: Erica
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