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Entries Beginning with P

New Song Name	Original Name	Original Band Name	Submitted by:
The P That Messed With Me	The Pick of Destiny	Tenacious D	jgunner
Ping In The Pool*	Singing In The Rain	Gene Kelly	christmas baby
P.C.P.	T.N.T.	AC/DC	bobjoe
P.I.M.P.L.E.	P.I.M.P.	50 Cent	rappa
P.M.S	T.N.T	AC/DC	Mat PD
P.U. Massacre	Pure Massacre	Silverchair	Aussie
P.U.M.A.	A.D.I.D.A.S.	Korn	ficticious
P.U.M.P.	P.I.M.P.	50 Cent	rappa
Pac Man	Tax Man	The Beatles	Wirawan Winarto
Pacifier	Boyfriend	Ashlee Simpson	Franz Chong
Paid My Juice	Paid My Dues	Anastacia	blah
Pain	Rain	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pain Ticket	Skin Ticket	Slipknot	rancell
Paint	Faint	Linkin Park	Lola
Paint It African-American	Paint It Black	The Rolling Stones	ideal
Paint Me a Burning Ham	Paint Me a Birmingham	Tracy Lawrence	Chris
Painter Boy	Sk8er Boi	Avril Lavigne	Gregman
Paisley Shirts	Paisley Park	Prince & the Revolution	soul ii
Pamper	Amber	311	shorty
paper boy	sk8ter boy	avril laving	firerick
Paperboy	Sk8er boi	Avril Lavigne	The Nerd
papercup	papecut	Linkin Park	kim
Parade	Afraid	Leah Jung	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Parasite City	Paradise City	Guns 'n' Roses	rocker
Paris Hilton	Rich Girl	Gwen Stefani feat. Eve	pop
Parity Tonight	Variety Tonight	REO Speedwagon	Rocky
Parody	Take On Me	A-Ha	Junior
Parody Tonight	Variety Tonight	REO Speedwagon	oldrock
party	blurry	puddle of mudd	yuribou
Party in the PRC	Party in the USA	Miley Cyrus	akkke
Party on planet Earth	Party in the U.S.A.	Miley Cyrus	Anonymous
Party With The CIA	Party In The USA	Miley Cyrus	abc998
Pass Me the Douche	Pass the Dutchie	Musical Youth	pauhead
Pass The Cuisinart	Pass the Courvosier	Busta Rhymes	soul ii
Pass the Electric Shaver	Pass the Courvosier	Busta Rhymes	Tammi
Pass The Puckie (The NHL Song)	Pass The Dutchie	Musical Youth	ice
Past Fantasy	Last Fantasy	IU	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Past is Erased	Me in My Place	Krysten Ritter	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pasta Like Ziti	Paradise City	Guns'N'Roses	Jonathan S.
Pastor of Muppets	Master Of Puppets	Metallica	heavymetal
Pastrami on Rye	So Much for Goodbye	Secret	Ribert D. Arndt Jr.
Pathetic	Ultimate	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Patricia	Roseanna	Toto	Caitlin
Pay Tonight	Say It Right	Nelly Furtado	Brandon Barlow
Pay up ,you little floozie	wake up little suzie	everly brothers	Shannon
Peace	Grease	Olivia Newton-John	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Peace is Half off This Month Only at Macy's	Peace Sells	Megadeth	Chazm
Peachy Keen	Peaches and Cream	112	113
Peak	Speak	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Peak a boo	Bug a Boo	Destinys Child	Rini
Pearl Necklace	Nocturnal Emissions	ZZ Top	Nasty
Pedophile	Butterfly	Crazy Town	Kaylie L
Pee	Speak	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Pee me a river	Cry me a river	Justin Timberlake	someguy22
Pee On Me	Lean On Me	Bill Withers	Aaerni
pee on me	rain on me	ashanti	diamond princess
Pee pee in a Bottle	Genie in a Bottle	Christina Aguilera	Daddy Long Toes
Pee-Pee In A Bottle	Genie In A Bottle	Christina Aguilera	Forrest Emerine
Peeing In The Rain	Walking In The Rain	A1	Hnin Pwint
Peeling Hands	Healing Hands	Elton John	oldtimer
Pegs	Legs	ZZ Top	Mr Blobby
Pelt Her	Shelter	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
People Are Animals	People Are People	A Perfect Circle	Chazm
People Are Crazy	People Are People	Depeche Mode	NRK
A Peppery Cat	A Salty Dog	Procol Harum	Tess O. Gosset
A Perfectly Good Fart	A Perfectly Good Heart	Taylor Swift	Lauren Overstreet
Perish	Cherish	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Perk	Dirk	Ex Vivian	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
personal cheez- whiz	personal jesus	depeche mode	shannon
Personal Faces	Personal Jesus	Depeche Mode	Coyote Wiley
Personal Feces	Personal Jesus	Depeche Mode	electonic
Pervarado	Desporado	The Eagles	janicki13
Pervert Dancer	Private Dancer	Tina Turner	soul
Pest Girlrlfriend	ExGirlfriend	No Doubt	monkey
Pete's In Love	Streets Of Love	Rolling Stones	Brandon Barlow
Petrol	Fuel	Metallica	Ricki Kirby
Pezriše	Etna	Sidartha	jernej
Phantoms Below	Fathoms Below	Cast of Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'	Allison O'Silla
Phill Jupitus	Hey Jupiter	Tori Amos	pickle*
Phoebe	Feed Me	Elton John	friend
Phone me up	Load me up	Matthew Good Band	Marketa
Phony Phony (Milli Vanilli)	Mony Mony	Billy Idol	DaTDawgg
The Physicist	The Scientist	Coldplay	MOR
Pick Up Some Weed And Toke Up	Livin' La Vida Loca	Ricky Martin	Nick Polowy
Pickin' My Nose	Diggin' Up Bones	Randy Travis	Catch
Pickle Juice	Pimp Juice	Nelly	Daniel Yaccarino
Pictures of Frauleins	Pictures of Shorelines	Further Seems Forever	plasket
Pie with sheep	Ride Wit Me	Nelly	Gopherboy
Piece Of Avril	Pieces Of Me	Ashlee Simpson	Andrew Darwitan
piece of cake	piece of mind	Boston	93.3wmmr rocks
piece of crap	dirty pop	nsync	why me?
Piece of Meat	Piece of Me	Britney Spears	Kaylie L
Pieces Of Marge	Pieces Of Me	Ashlee Simpson	Franz Chong
Pig	Dig	Mudvayne	hardrock
pigeon or dove	vision of love	mariah carey	michell
Pigs can fly and so can I	Mary had a little lamb	Mary Moo cow	mary and bob
Pikachu (The Pok�mon Song)	Peekaboo	Siouxsie & the Banshees	crazydon
Pills Make Me Fat, Hey!	I Want It That Way	N*Sync	Scarr
Pills, Pills, Pills	Bills, Bills, Bills	Destiny's Child	Shortie
Pimple Kind of Life	Simple Kind of Life	No Doubt	erin
Ping-Pong	Timebomb	Kylie Minogue	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Ping-Pong Song	The Thong Song	Sisqo	Joe Schmo
Pink Panters	Stink Peppers	Pink Panthers	Will Misdom
Pink Void	Pink Floyd	overrated band	newrock
Pisces And Fish	Pieces Of Me	Ashlee Simpson	Andrew Darwitan
Piss In The Park	Kiss In The Dark	Pink Lady	one-hit
Piss Off	Get Inside	Stone Sour	ficticious
Piss On Your Nose	Kiss From A Rose	Seal	Aaerni
pissed	started	black eyed pies	katie
Pit Stop	Tik Tok	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pitiful	Beautiful	Hilary Duff	Andrew Darwitan
Pitiful	Beautiful	Christina Aguilera	Leah Lockhart
Pitt Doesn't Matter	It Doesn't Matter	Manassas	Sutch
Pittsburgh Sucks	Cleveland Rocks	Ian Hunter	Paul Warren
Plain	Rain	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Plastic Doll	Rag Doll	Aerosmith	Aero
Plastic Grenade	Metal Grenade	4 Man Army	Destroid Punk
Play With Highers	Play With Fire	Hilary Duff	jenny
Player Of Nintendo Wii	Prayer Of The Refugee	Rise Against	Jonathan S.
Plays of the Week	Days of the Week	Stone Temple Pilots	aldrAea
Please	Speak	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Please Don't Check My Background!	Used to be My Playground	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please Don't Go	Te Amo	Rihanna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please Don't Use Bleach	Papa Don't Preach	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please Don't Whine	He's So Fine	The Chiffons	SusanG
Please dont let the stains show	Dont let me be the last to know	Britney's "Spears"	Oochie wawa
Please Stop This Music!	Don't Stop the Music	Rihanna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please The Peasants	Serve The Servants	Nirvana	Kaylie L
Please, Mister Speaker!	Deeper and Deeper	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pledge Allegiance To The Rag	Pledge Allegiance To The Hag	Eric Church	harderman
Plenty Of S***	Empty Apartment	Yellowcard	3dayzgfan
Plexiglass	Sexyback	Justin Timberlake	Kaylie L
Plumb	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Plumitting	Falling	Alica Keys	ACY
Plump	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
PMS	POC	POS	latidatida
The PMS Song	An Army Of Me	Bjork	sherock
Pneumonia Avenue	Ammonia Avenue	Alan Parsons Project	britrock
Po' Boy For A Day	Hero For A Day	Metallica	hardrock
Poem	Song	TapRoot	BreakingBenAlways
Pogo	Ego	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Poke Her Face	Poker Face	Lady GaGa	Tiffany Lewewllyn-Affit
pokemon	digimon	devo	jv
Pokemon	Babylon	The Tea Party	Y'z Cracker
Polaroid	Paranoid	Rihanna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pole Dance	Lap Dance	N.E.R.D	C
Political Silence	Political Science	Randy Newman	Audrey Ruiz
Polo	Ego	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Poltergeist	Bodies	Drowning Pool	ficticious
Ponderosa	Macarena	Los Del Rio/Los Del Mar	disco
Pony	Only	Nine Inch Nails	Joel Martinez
Poo	Blue	Eiffel 65	Flaming Hobo
poo	new	no doubt	Figgy
Poo Box	Shoebox	Barenaked Ladies	Andi B with a 1-2-3
Poo This Poo That	Do This Do That	Freefaller	kurt cobain
Poodle's Vicious	Bootylicious	Destiny's Child	Metalgirl162002
Poodles Dishes	Bootylicious	Destiny's Child	crazychick
Poofy Equation	Youth of the Nation	P.O.D.	Ben
Pooman	Spoonman	Soundgarden	Christine
Poop	Pop	N'Sync	Mac
poop	pop	nysnc	vangleason
poop i did it again	oops i did it again	brittny spears	Ashanti
Poop In A Can	Genie in a Bottle	Christina Agularia	Kiersten T
Poop In A Jar	Genie in the Bottle	Christina Aguilera	Sooooooooon
Poop In My Pants	P.I.M.P	50 cent	Optimus Lime
Poop is Good Food	Soup is Good Food	Dead Kennedys	Joe
Poop it out	Stand up	ludacris	kenny
Poopie	Nookie	Limp Bizkit	:E
Pooping In My Pants	Singing In My Sleep	Semisonic	rocky
Poops! I Did It Again	Oops! I Did It Again	Britney Spears	Daido
Poops, I farted again	Oops, I did it again	Britney Spears	Poodley
Poor Girl	Rich Girl	Gwen Stefani Ft. Eve	AmyLee'sApprenticeErica
Poor You	Pour Me	Trick Pony	Jai
Pooter	Rooster	Alice In Chains	Mark
Pop a Zit	Check On It	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pop Crab	Rock Lobster	B-52's	Kaylie L
Pop drives everyone crazy	I drive myself crazy	Nsync	prep Genocide
Pop In The Porn	Just Push Play	Aerosmith	Thiis Guy
Pop You Like A Pop Song	Love You Like A Love Song	Selena Gomez	Tess O. Gosset
The Pope Was A Bed-Wetter	Hope Your Feeling Better	Santana	princejellyfish
Poppy's Spill	Poppy's Spell	The Darlin' Buds	newave
Popstar	Rockstar	Nickelback	JMasta
Porcelain Queen	Caribbean Queen	Billy Ocean	Steve Livingston
Pork You	Drain You	Nirvana	rocky
Porky's Song	Stutter	Joe	soul ii
Porn	Torn	Natalie Imbruglia	Bobo
Porn Porn Baby	Ice Ice Baby	Vanilla Ice	Kort
Porn Star	Rock Star	Smash Mouth	C
Porn To Make You Horny	Born To Make You Happy	Britney Spears	poph
Porno Shop	Candy Shop	50 Cent	Ricky
Pornography	Soul Kiss	Olivia Newton-John	MOR
Pornstar	Rockstar	Bizarre	25 CENT
Pornstar	Allstar	Smash Mouth	Big Mac
The Porridge Is Back In Town	The Boys Are Back In Town	Thin Lizzy	kim
Poser	Loser	Beck	DJ Kaito
Poser Boy	Sk8r Boi	Avril Lavinge	Missy Madden
Posin'	Rollin'	Limp Bizkit	Alicia
Posing Time (Wannabe Skater Song)	Closing Time	Semisonic	DarkJon64
Positive Freak	Negative Creep	Nirvana	The Rev. A. Palgut
possin	rollin	limp bisket	yank
Pot	Pop	N'Sync	I am the seven
potatoe-dove	the game of love	Michelle Branch and Santana	kim
PotLife	ParkLife	Blur	TD
Potter	Strutter	Kiss	hardrock
potty girl	naughty girl	beyonce	Trina
poufster	rooster	alice in chains	suicidebysafetypin
Pounce (I'm Gonna Take You Down)	Bounce	Bon Jovi	GDatkins85
Pounding Drool	Drowning Pool	Drowning Pool	shayna
Pour Some Molten Lava On Me	Pour Some Sugar On Me	Def Leppard	WizzaWhack
Pour Some S* On Me**	Pour Some Sugar On Me	Def Leppard	Tom
Pout	Shout	The Isley Brothers	soul ii soul
The Powerball Of Love	The Power Of Love	Huey Lewis & The News	rich
Prance And I'll Give You My Head	Can't Get You Out Of My Head	Kylie Minogue	7incstereo
Pratfalls	Big Balls	AC/DC	Aussie
Prawn To Be Wild	Born To Be Wild	Steffenwolf	Alan
Preacher	Teacher	Jethro Tull	Paul Warren
Pregnant Woman	Pretty Woman	Roy Orbison	Natasha Kershaw
Prepare the Asses	Prepare the Masses	A Change in Pace	Chazm
Preppy Idiot	Canadian Idiot	Weird Al Yankovic	Alex
Present Song	Prison Song	System of a Down	ibrahim
The President Came To Kansas	The Devil Came From Kansas	Procol Harum	Paul Warren
Pretense	Sixth Sense	BEG	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pretty Bi (For A Straight Guy)	Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)	The Offspring	Jeff
Pretty Face	See-Through Lace	Jesse McCartney	Dick Lick
pretty fly (for a pie)	pretty fly (for a white guy)	the offspring	jims
Pretty Fly For A Black Guy	Pretty Fly For A White Guy	The Offspring	Aaerni
Pretty Fly For A Meat Pie	Pretty Fly For A White Guy	The Offspring	bryce
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi	Pretty Fly for a White Guy	Offspring	TorsoGirl
Pretty in Purple	Pretty in Pink	The Psychedelic Furs	Mickey D.
Pretty Spoiled	Pretty Girl	Kara	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
prettyful bowl	beautiful soul	jessie mcartney	Taylor Matejovsky
Price You Gotta Pay	Die Another Day	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Priest And The Diet	The Beast And The Harlot	Avenged Sevenfold	Pesi
Prince of Denmark	Prince of Darkness	Alice Cooper	Martin
Probably	Remedy	JASON MRAZ	Call me AK
The Professor (Of Gilligan's Isle)	The Confessor	Joe Walsh	Rocky Rhodes
prom night from the inside out	midnight from the inside out	the black crowes	suicidebysafetypin
Propane	Cocaine	Eric Clapton	Colorado Kid
Prude Girl	Good Girl	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
psst ... I am a robot	She loves me not	Papa Roach	Thiis Guy
Psycho Fishin'	Cyco Vision	Suicidal Tendencies	DarkJon64
Psycho Piegons	Cyco Vision	Suicidal Tendencies	Jaime
Pubes	Hair	Cowsills	oldsongs
Puddin' On The Wrist	Puttin' On The Ritz	Taco	Stephen Jackson
Puff Thinks I Can Sing	My Love Don't Cost A Thing	J-Lo	Elf
Puffy's Got a Gun	Janie's Got a Gun	Aerosmith	Melissa Stitzer
puke	Pop	Nsync	someguy22
Puke Me An Ocean	Cry Me A River	Justin Timberlake	Kitty
Puking On My Shirt	Digging In The Dirt	Peter Gabriel	redreznor
Pull Down Your Pants	I Hope You Dance	Lee Ann Womack	Tina
Pull My Fly	Bye Bye Bye	N'Sync	Snipe
Pulling Spareribs From The Bone	Pulling Mussels From The Shell	Squeeze	channel 99
Pulp Fiction	Epic	Faith No More	newrock
Pump	Jump	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pump	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Pump It	Run It	Chris Brown	chrissey
Pun	1	Ex Vivian	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Punch Her Face	Poker Face	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Punk	Sum	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Punk	Some	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
punker birds	thunder birds	busted	rusted
Pure Lust Desire	This Wheel's on Fire	Julie Driscoll and Adrian Edmondson's	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pure Moaning	Pure Morning	Placebo	old
Puree	Crush	Mandy Moore	pop
Purple Grapes	Purple Haze	Jimi Hendrix	oldrock
Purple Stain	Purple Rain	Prince	DonnaKat
Push Comes to Shove	Crazy in Love	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Push Softer on the Knots of your Englishmen	Pull Harder on the Strings of your Martyr	Trivium	Chazm
Push-Up	Push It	Garbage	newrock
Puss Like You	Just Like You	Three Days Grace	Brandon Barlow
Put It In	Fill Me In	Craig David	MoNiCa
Put It In My Whole Again	Whole Again	Atomic Kitten	Laura
Put on Some More Lotion	Causing a Commotion	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put On Your Tong	Million Miles Long	Sugababes	M&M's
Put Together	Get Together	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put Up a Fight	Marry the Night	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put Your Neddle On Me	Put The Neddle On It	Danni Minouge	Agravated_Alien
The Putrid People	The Beautiful People	Marilyn Manson	CraZedOverMansoN
Puttin' Out the Fires	Putin Lights the Fires	Pussy Riot	Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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