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Fun Music Information -> Lindsay Lohan
This is the most recent information about Lindsay Lohan that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Lindsay Lohan, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Lindsey LohanQuotes:
If I can change bodies with anyone it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears? Submitted by: Shannon Ingrid Travis
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Jokes:
How about this rioting in France? It's amazing how many cars have been destroyed. Rioters have now destroyed more cars than Lindsay Lohan…. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Lindsay Low-down/Despicable Her. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: The Walking Nightmare. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Celebrities Who Sing:
Notable Singing Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Rumours, Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" | Like Hillary Duff, who are both young starlets when they were kids, and then everything else just grew from their acting careers. She is nowhere near as successful singing as she was being an actress, but she did find more success from overseas sales and the dance charts. - Rocky Mak |
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded," | I honestly don't like her at all. I thought "Parent Trap" wasn't that bad though. - Travis |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Lindsay Low-Hand | An appropriate description/sounds like actual name | Harlow Goobley |
| Porsche Demon | Blows probation with lie about car accident | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Lindsay Drive-ban | Her recent driving offenses | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Lindsay Felon | When is she not in trouble with the Law? | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Trauma Queen (That Girl)" | "Drama Queen (That Girl)" | Deirdre Collins |
| "Homer" | "Over" | Franz Chong |
| "Ugly Drag Queen (Just Hurl)" | "Drama Queen (That Girl)" | ha ha |
| "Loopers" | "Rumors" | Sam |
| "Sink" | "Speak" | Andrew Darwitan |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Five Years Old," Richard Barone | "Too Young To Die," Lindsay Lohan |
| "Four Years Old," Counting Crows | "Too Young To Die," Lindsay Lohan |
| "Eight Years Old," Ben Lee | "Too Young To Die," Lindsay Lohan |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Daughter To Feather" originally "Daughter To Father"
Lucinda Blair
Change a Letter:
"Concessions Of A Broken Heart" originally "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"Laughter To Father" originally "Daughter To Father"
Lucinda Blair
"Tumors" originally "Rumors"
Scarlett Lopez
"I Deride" originally "I Decide"
Indeed she does.
U. Carrie Oats
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Bossy" | "Saucy" | Daparodysong |
| "Rumors" | "Patrick" | The Carpal Tunnel Of Love |
| "Symptoms Of You" | "Suffer From Being Bullimic" | Annonymous |
| "Rumors" | "The Middle School Theme Song" | Pink Panther |
| "First" | "Cursed" | JD1611 |
| "Rumors" | "Farting" | Tyler Luromi |
| "Rumors" | "Boobies" | paige!!!!!!!!! |
| "Rumors" | "It's My Fault" | FunnyParody |
| "Rumors" | "Food" | jphil529 |
| "Rumors" | "Tumors" | CSGTA182 |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Rumors | Magazines With Hottest News Of The Year | Andrew Darwitan |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rumors | National Enquirer | Xtatik |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Confessions Of A Broken Heart Lindsay Lohan | Teenage Drama Queen Lindsay Lohan | Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen Which is a Lindsay Lohan movie. | Creedjaya |
| Anything But Ordinary Avril Lavigne | Anything But Me Lindsay Lohan | Anything But Ordinary Me | Andrew Darwitan |
| Confessions Of A Broken Heart Lindsay Lohan | Teenage Drama Queen Lindsay Lohan | Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen Which is a Lindsay Lohan movie. | Creedjaya |
| I Decide Lindsay Lohan | I'm A Loser The Beatles | I Decide I'm A Loser | Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow) |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Mark Lindsay Lohan
Mark Lindsay combined with Lindsay Lohan
He could probably teach her some manners.
Submitted By: Pussy Willow
Misheard Lyrics:
"First"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't wanna pee like every other girl in the world
And this time, I'm gonna get a bigger bladder. Original Lyrics: Don't wanna be like every other girl in the world
And this time, I'm gonna get a little louder. | "First"
Misheard Lyrics: I want a converse.
Original Lyrics: I wanna come first.
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"Edge Of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics: Just like Hilary Duff
Original Lyrics: Just like a white-winged dove
| "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't even bother! Don't even bother!
Original Lyrics: Daughter to father, daughter to father.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Daughter To Father"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't even bother! Don't even bother!
Original Lyrics: Daughter to father, daughter to father.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ch.h.s I was hearing this song for the first time when it was on TV. But I was in the other room. I had no idea what the title was. She (Lindsay) just sounded really upset. So I figured she was saying, 'Don't even bother!', like 'Don't even bother to apologize for treating me like trash.' or something along those lines. I thought it was a heartbreak song. |
Song Parody Fragments:
"First"
Better Lyrics:
Is that someone you've been sleeping with?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Original Lyrics:
Is that someone you used to date?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Submitted by: The Skuz
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Rumors"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed I'm tired of people lying Saying what they want about me Why They're Nonsensical: The song is called 'Rumors', but this is the only part of the song that talks about them! The rest of the song is about people following her, not letting her be alone, etc. They should have named the song 'Followed' or something.
Submitted by: *katie
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Song Title Space Change:
"Confession Sofa Broken Heart" originally "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Band Name Anagrams:
Linda Sylohan Submitted by: Amanda
Get it? She's as stupid as a silo!
Holly And A Sin Submitted by: Amber Wayland
A Holy Sin Land Submitted by: Amber Wayland
Nylon Dahlias Submitted by: Rachel Stedman
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Deride" originally "I Decide"
Indeed she does.
Submitted by: U. Carrie Oats
"Deicide" originally "I Decide"
Submitted by: King Andrew
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Queenage Trauma Dean" originally "Teenage Drama Queen"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
Names as a Word Bank:
Holy And Has A Halo? No -- Shady And Has Loads O' Sin! Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Crime Records:
"D.U.I. (Driving Under Influence)"
Lohan, 20, and two other unidentified people were in the actresses' 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed at around 5:30 a.m. on Saturday. It appeared she had been speeding and when police responded to a 911 call about the accident, the AP reported that officers found a "usable amount" of a drug they tentatively identified at the scene as cocaine. They would not say where the drug was found other than to confirm that Lohan was not carrying it.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Back in Court, Plea Deal"
Lindsay Lohan accepted a plea deal recently in a misdemeanor car crash case that includes 90 days in a locked-down rehabilitation facility. Lohan pleaded no contest to the charges, but was found in violation of her probation in a 2011 necklace theft and sentenced to 180 days in jail. But she can avoid jail time if she complies with the conditions of the plea deal: 30 days of community labor, 18 months of psychological therapy, and an unspecified fine and restitution. The sentence extends Lohan's probation for another 2 years.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"No Delay in Trial"
A Los Angeles judge refused to delay Lindsay Lohan's trial on reckless driving and other charges and admonished her attorney, saying the lawyer needs help on the case. Superior Court Judge James R. Dabney advised New York lawyer Mark Heller that his pleadings weren't appropriate under California law. Heller was told to get assistance from another attorney or Lohan would be required to attend hearings to guage his ability to represent her. Dabney also said there was no good reason to delay the March 18 trial, noting that he was skeptical that more time would allow Lohan to demonstrate she had changed after years of run-ins with the law. "I don't know how the next two weeks is suddenly going to change the history of this case, these cases," Dabney said.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Motivational Speaker?"
Lindsay Lohan's attorney has suggested to prosecutors that the actress serve as a motivational speaker and perform non-jail activities to resolve her latest criminal case. Attorney Mark Heller suggests in a letter that Lohan record public service announcements and give inspirational speeches at schools and hospitals to show she is making a serious commitment to improving her life. The 26 year old Lohan is facing three misdemeanor charges from a car accident that happened in June 2012. Santa Monica prosecutor Terry White has declined to comment on the proposal but says discussions on how ot resolve Lohan's case are taking place.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
""Anger Management" Episode"
Lindsay Lohan will play herself, but as a therapy patient, in an upcoming episode of the FX sitcom "Anger Management." Lohan will develop a romantic relationship during her sessions with the therapist character played by Charlie Sheen. The episode is slated to air in April. Sheen and Lohan have also recently worked on "Scary Movie 5."
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Driver's Safety Class
The way she drives in her black Porsche!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
