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Song Parodies -> "The Middle School Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"Rumors"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lindsay Lohan

Parody Song Title:

"The Middle School Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Pink Panther

The Lyrics

Everybody enjoys hearing gossip every now and then, but in middle school, it's too much. I sometimes love hearing true info, but Good God, WHAT is with people making up stuff?! Like, someone started a rumor a few days ago that I was pregnant! Ha. So I know what it's like to have rumors started about me. False gossip... *throws up* ew.
Monday, I'm steppin' into the school
The gossip makes me want to tell the person,
"Oh, shut up"
I hear the juicy stuff all around
I turn my iPod up to block out the sound

Gossip's fun but not every day
Hell no girl I don't wanna hear what you got to say
"I heard Kelly sells book reports for free!"
Good Lord, people need their privacy!!!

Leave everyone alone
Even if the rumor's true
I don't wanna hear it
I don't understand why
You gotta bring people down
Yes, gossip can be fun
But it is not my life
(What if I said that about you?)

[CHORUS:]
So tired of rumors starting,
Don't wanna hear false info.
So tired of people lying,
Making up stuff to please themselves!
If it's not true, don't tell me,
Just shut your trap- I'll live.
Unless it happens to be-
True, I won't listen to you.

Here we are back up in homeroom
People telling rumors
Don't you think they've had enough?
Don't pass me a note, I'll throw it on the floor,
And have the teacher read it out loud, so your embarrassed

I can't say this respectfully
After you refuse to stop gossiping the whole year
"I heard that Josh made out with Jenny!"
Good Lord, people need their privacy!!!

Leave everyone alone
Even if the rumor's true
I don't wanna hear it
I don't understand why
You gotta bring people down
Yes, gossip can be fun
But it is not my life
(What if I said that about you?)

[CHORUS:]
So tired of rumors starting,
Don't wanna hear false info.
So tired of people lying,
Making up stuff to please themselves!
If it's not true, don't tell me,
Just shut your trap- I'll live.
Unless it happens to be-
True, I won't listen to you.

"I heard that Jane's bulimic!" (shut up)
"I heard Blair cheated!" (shut up)
Shut up! (shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up)

"I heard Paula's in rehab!"

[CHORUS:]
So tired of rumors starting,
Don't wanna hear false info.
So tired of people lying,
Making up stuff to please themselves!
If it's not true, don't tell me,
Just shut your trap- I'll live.
Unless it happens to be-
True, I won't listen to you.

So tired of rumors starting,
Don't wanna hear false info.
So tired of people lying,
Making up stuff to please themselves!
If it's not true, don't tell me,
Just shut your trap- I'll live.
Unless it happens to be-
True, I won't listen to you.
Hope you enjoyed it! Vote and leave a comment, I love that crap.

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Pink Panther - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Oops- typo. Typed your instead of you're. Also, I left out some stuff in that (shut up) part. Oh, well. I hope you guys enjoyed it!
That Fat Kid from the Goonies - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Anything making fun of Lindsay Lohan is fine by me. 5s
Pink Panther - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Fat Kid, but actually, I wasn't making fun of Lindsay Lohan, I was complaining about school. I always do that when writing parodies, because I *never* insult the original artist (though a parody of mine to the song "Stronger" by Britney Spears is about how much Kidz Bop sucks, and it's currently in the making). But, I'm glad you liked it!
Drain Bramage - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with your parody.Gossip is stupid.
Pink Panther - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, it can be fun sometimes but sometimes I'm just like, "Shut up! No one cares!"
Anny Hung - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ohhh, sooo ture! Awsome song~love it!
Meeee - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
i LOVE this it is so ridiculous how people think i care about the crap they make up about people. It makes me want to turn around and tell them "NO ONE CARES NOW GO AWAY!"

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