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Song Parodies -> "Farting"

Original Song Title:

"Rumors"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lindsay Lohan

Parody Song Title:

"Farting"

Parody Written by:

Tyler Luromi

The Lyrics

WARNING: This deals with farting and poop. Don't read or comment if offended.
Saturday steppin' into the club
Smelled some smells that make me want to, Throw It Up
I taste the leakege sneakin' all around
But the smell turns my smile in to a frown

But I can't figure out just who it is
Dancin' around smellin' all that brown fizz
Well I just need a little space to breathe
Can you please respect my privacy

[BRIDGE:]
Find a bathroom,
Take a Dookie-Doo and
stop givin me an Anal Salute
Don't have to make a fuss
Another one bites the dust
Peelin' off the lime and rust
Before your Bowels bust!
Don't nobody want you to.

[CHORUS:]
I'm tired of people Farting
I'm sick of smells following
I'm tired they of people lying
Blaming on the Lil' Puppy
Why can't reach a bathroom
Why won't they let me breathe
I'm gonna buy a insensce
Burn em' up in the club.

Here we are pullin up on dubs.
People fartin' 'round
Don't you think they get enough
smells leaking all over floor
Throw up my lunch up on the ground to a breeze like (Whoa!)

I've gotta say respectfully
I would like it if you spray some fresh "febreeze"
'Cause I just want a little room to breathe
Can you please lay off those refried beans.

[BRIDGE:]
Find a bathroom,
Take a Dookie-Doo and
stop givin me an Anal Salute
Don't have to make a fuss
Another one bites the dust
Peelin' off the lime and rust
Before your Bowels bust!
Don't nobody want you to.

[CHORUS:]
I'm tired of people Farting
I'm sick of smells following
I'm tired of people lying
Blaming on the Lil' Puppy
Why can't they reach a bathroom
Why won't they let me breathe
I'm gonna buy a insensce
Burn em' up in the club.

Why don't you quit the ohhs and ahhs! (and Ahhs!)
You got a bad case of G.I. Joe Trots. (Joe Trots)

I'm tired of Farting (Farting)
Leakin (Leakin, Leakin, Leakin, Leakin, Leakin)

What they (follow) me
Why can't they (they they they-they-they) light a match

Hit the dirt, It's Hershey Squirts

[CHORUS:]
I'm tired of people Farting
I'm sick of smells following
I'm tired of people lying
Blaming on the Lil' Puppy
Why can't they reach a bathroom
Why won't they let me breathe
I'm gonna buy a insensce
Burn em' up in the club.

I'm tired of people Farting
I'm sick of smells following
I'm tired of people lying
Blaming on the Lil' Puppy
Why can't they reach a bathroom
Why won't they let me breathe
I'm gonna buy a insensce
Burn em' up in the club.

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Hoof Hearted - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't read it. I think it may be funny because of teh title.
Alyssa - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
It was pretty funny, but i think the pacing was a bit off. 344
Lee - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was kinda sickening but funny at the same time!

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