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Song Parodies -> "Food"

Original Song Title:

"Rumors"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lindsay Lohan

Parody Song Title:

"Food"

Parody Written by:

jphil529

The Lyrics

I know alot of people do parodys about food but i just had to.
Saturday, eatin a lot of grub
Im talking on the phone sayin "hey wassup"
Theres a ton of pizza in a mound
There so much its even on the ground

Can't you tell that I want to eat
I'm eatin tons of stuff like egg and cheese
I'm eatin so fast I can hardly breath
Diets wont work for me you see

Dr. Phil I just wanna eat my food
Oh now common dude
Food was made for me
Don't you understand
Why would you want my weight down
I' m only 600 pounds
I want another slice (gonna eat my food)

I'm loving this food doctor
I'm eatin lots of Mcdonalds
There's chicken in the fryer
I'm telling you diets wont work for me
My stomachs 5 feet in front of me
They say that I wont live
I'm gonna eat a buffet
I'm fat and I like cheese whiz

Now I've eatin 30 meat subs
I eat cow liver
I never get enough
I eat so much I bought out the store
They wont be restocked for 2 days (What)

Now they tell me I gotta leave
Cause I bought everything 50 times for me
I told them when I'm sad I tend to eat
I love my food you see

Now dude I don't wanna be rude
Please leave me with my food
I just wanna eat
Don't you understand
Why would you want my weight down
I' m only 600 pounds
I want another slice (gonna eat my food)

I'm loving this food doctor
I'm eatin lots of Mcdonalds
There's chicken in the fryer
I'm telling you diets wont work for me
My stomachs 5 feet in front of me
They say that I wont live
I'm gonna eat a buffet
I'm fat and I like cheese whiz

I just need to eat all the time (all the time)
I don't care If I don't eat right (eat right)

Im tired of Doctors (doctors)
Eatin( eatin, eatin, eatin, eatin, eatin)
Don't follow me
Why do they( they, they, they, they, they) say I wont live
Take me-- "wait I wanna eat this"

I'm loving this food doctor
I'm eatin lots of Mcdonalds
There's chicken in the fryer
I'm telling you diets wont work for me
My stomachs 5 feet in front of me
They say that I wont live
I'm gonna eat a buffet
I'm fat and I like cheese whiz

I'm loving this food doctor
I'm eatin lots of Mcdonalds
There's chicken in the fryer
I'm telling you diets wont work for me
My stomachs 5 feet in front of me
They say that at I wont live
I'm gonna eat a buffet
I'm fat and I like cheese whiz

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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kyliez - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
really good pacing not too good could be good but not bad 2 3 3
Andrew Darwitan - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Should get better pacing next time. 4 5 5

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