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Song Parodies -> "Boobies"

Original Song Title:

"Rumors"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lindsay Lohan

Parody Song Title:

"Boobies"

Parody Written by:

paige!!!!!!!!!

The Lyrics

Saturday steppin into the office
It makes me wanna tell the doc
Push 'em up
I can't hold up that strapless gown
And i need my boobs to move around

But i can tell that you're measurin me
And you're probably sayin that i don't need
Well i just want my chest to heave
Can you just make my chest bigger please

Why can't i just make my boobs
Do the things I wanna do
I just wanna be a "D"
I don't understand why
Everybody wants to whine
I'm just gettin' some implants'
I'm gonna live my life
Like I wanna do

'm tired of boobies showin'
I'm sick of chest attention
I'm tired of people lying
Sayin' that they're false and phony
Why can't they back off my chest
Why can't they let it be
I want a bigger chest,
Hell i want a double "D"

Here i am back with my doc
He's taking pictures
He's sayin 'don't you think thats enough'
I don't think so i need more
I wanna look like a silicone hore (What?)

I've gotta say respectfully
I'm the proud owner of some double "D"s
C'mon i just had surgery
Take that measurin tape off me!

Why can't i just make my boobs
Do the things I wanna do
I just wanna be a "D"
I don't understand why
Everybody wants to whine
I'm just gettin' some implants'
I'm gonna live my life
Like I wanna do

I'm tired of boobies showin'
I'm sick of chest attention
I'm tired of people lying
Sayin' that they're false and phony
Why can't they back off my chest
Why can't they let it be
I want a bigger chest now,
Hell i want a double "D"

First i looked like i was five (like five)
But then i went under the knife ( the knife)

I got big boobies ( boobies )
"D" double ( double, double, double, double, double)
Now i don't (don't) look like i'm three
I'm a double "D" ( D, D, D, D, D,)
Hey i just got plastic surgery

I'm tired of boobies showin'
I'm sick of chest attention
I'm tired of people lying
Sayin' that they're false and phony
Why can't they back off my chest
Why can't they let it be
I want a bigger chest now,
Hell i want a double "D"

I'm tired of boobies showin'
I'm sick of chest attention
I'm tired of people lying
Sayin' that they're false and phony
Why can't they back off m chest
Why can't they let it be
I want a bigger chest,
Hell i want a double "D"



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