Song Parodies -> Cursed

Original Song Title:

"First"

Original Performer:

Lindsay Lohan

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cursed"

Parody Written by:

Joey Dearing

In the state of the union address, Bush had the nerve to say America's culture is NOT deteriorating! (But don't get me wrong, I'm lucky to be here and I still wouldn't live anywhere else.)
You see the president today?
Why he's bragging about us, why's he lying?
Doesn't he know that it's too late
That the party is over, the country's dying

Why don't u tell them what is going on
Cuz they seem to be dreaming instead of redeeming
If you don't have the heart to fill them in
Then just step aside and let me lay it on the line

Cuz they're swine
Don't know why
Patriots keep gettin' prouder
We're swine
And this time
I'm gonna scream a little louder

Don't wanna be like
Every other place in the world
But we are. Don't wave around that flag
Cuz when I see it something inside me hurts
And then I realize America's cursed
America's cursed

They say the pledge and I just die
This is heaven in their perverted minds and
I can't believe their naivety
Wish I could open up their eyes and make them see

But they're swine
Don't know why
Patriots keep gettin' prouder
We're swine
And this time
I'm gonna yell a little louder

Don't wanna be like
Every other place in the world
But we are. Don't wave around that flag
Cuz when I see it something inside me hurts
And then I realize America's cursed
America's cursed

Don't wanna be like everyone else who's ignored it
All the sin we're immersed in, the worst of us adored it
America's cursed
America's cursed
Hey!

Don't wanna be like
Every other place in the world
But we are. Don't wave around that flag
When I see it something inside me hurts
And then I realize America's cursed
America's cursed

Don't wanna be like
Every other place in the world
But we are. Don't wave around that flag
Cuz when I see it something inside me hurts
And then I realize America's cursed
America's cursed

Every other place in the world
We're the same. Don't wave around that flag
Cuz when I see it something inside me hurts
And then I realize America's cursed
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