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New Song Name	Original Name	Original Band Name	Submitted by:
Jack Sprat	Black Cat	Janet Jackson	soul ii
Jack the Fork	Mack the Knife	Frank Sinatra	I am the seven
Jack Tripper	Day Tripper	The Beatles	beegles
Jacket	Magnet	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Jackson #5	Mambo #5	Lou Bega	soul
Jail to the Thief	Hail to the Chief	Traditional	reo
Jailhouse Cell Block	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley	gigi
Jailhouse Romp	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley	The Rev. A. Palgut
Jamaic-er	D'yer Maker	Led Zeppelin	Leah lockhart
Janie's Got PMS	Janie's Got A Gun	Aerosmith	rock
Janie's Having Fun	Janie's Got A Gun	Aerosmith	Star Child
Japanese Genius	American Idiot	Green Day	nick
Jealous Life	Life	Fate	Fate
Jell-o	Yellow	Cold play	Shannon
Jenkins Barn	Genghis Khan	Iron Maiden	Ollie
Jennifer Aniston	Jennifer Eccles	The Hollies	pop
Jenny Been Around the Block	Jenny From the Block	J. Lo	T
Jenny from the Rock	Jenny from the Block	J.Lo	Poodley
Jenny from the trailer park	Jenny from the block	Jennifer Lopez	ash
Jenny Owns The Block	Jenny From The Block	Jennifer Lopez	Amalie
jenny smokin' pot	jenny from the block	j lo	bec
Jeremy's Tokin'	Jeremy	Pearl Jam	Shortie
Jergen's Lotion	The Loco-Motion	Kylie Minogue	Mike Hack
Jerk It Off	Jerk It Out	The Caesars	iPod
Jerk it Off	Work it Out	Beyonce Knowles	Mcism
jerk of love	genius of love	tom tom club	seanzysgirl
Jerri was a Bad Survivor	Jerry was a Racecar Driver	Primus	DarkJon64
Jerry Curl	Jessy's Girl	Rick Springfield	Mitch
Jerry Springer	One Week	Barenaked Ladies	T
Jesus Built My Condo	Jesus Built My Hot Rod	Ministry featuring Gibby Haynes	newrock
Jesus Of God And Burbia	Jesus Of Suburbia	Green Day	yoyo
Jew	Blue	Eiffel 65	Aaerni
Jig	Dig	Mudvayne	DJ Kaito
Jim Jones	Love Jones	Brighter Side of Darkness	Paul Warren
Jingle	Shiver	Natalie Imbruglia	Andrew Darwitan
Jingling Balls	Jingle Bells	Traditional	Plankton
Jism	Schism	Tool	Kaylie L
Joanie Has Big Buns	Janie's Got A Gun	Aerosmith	mackstar
Jog It	Run It	Chris Brown	Holden-Bridgette Best friends For Life
Jogging	Running	No Doubt	madame me
John Is A Filler	Dick Is A Killer	RX & GW	electronic
John Kerry	American Idiot	Green Day	dunno
Johnny Anger	Johnny Angel	Shelley Fabares	oldtimes
Johnny Cochran	Perry Mason	Ozzy Osbourne	hardrock
Join Vilel	Join Me	HIM	someone_from_norway_not_finland
Joker And The Pimp	Joker And The Thief	Wolfmother	amanda
Jose	Josie	Steely Dan	MOR
Journey Down My Loo	Something Kinda Ooh	Girls Aloud	nevergonnaknow
Juan	Stan	Eminem	Ravishing Rick Rude
Juice Box Hero	Juke Box Hero	Foreigner	princejellyfish
Jump, Jive, And Fart	Jump, Jive, And Wail	Louis Prima and Keely Smith	Sarah
Junkyard Boogie	Jungle Boogie	Kool and the Gang	boogie
Just A Boy	Just A Girl	The Cranberries	Lenoh
just a kin	just a friend	Mario	Jeanitra Finley
Just A Pain In The @$$	Just A Friend	Mario	confessions of an anonymus sick chick
just a rash	just a friend	mario	bridget
Just can't get it up	Just can't get enough	Depeche Mode	Mrs_Gahan
Just Don't Remember It	Forget It	Breaking Benjamin	Jared
Just Find It	Just Lose It	Eminem	Michelle
Just For Now	All My Life	Foo Fighters	ficticious
Just Got Laid	Just Got Paid	'N Sync	soccerstriker23
Just Kickin' you	Just Kickin' It	Xscape	Danielle
Just Leave	Believe	Cher	opinion
Just Like Hell	Just Like Heaven	The Cure	Kaylie L
Just Peed (In My Pants)	Starseed	Our Lady Peace	Snipe
Just Poop It	Just Lose It	Eminem	Hot Angel
Just Walk Straight	Just Push Play	Aerosmith	bad_girl
Justit Timbulls***	Justin Timberlake	Just to say how sux this J.T. is...	Andrew Darwitan

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