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Entries Beginning with R

New Song Name	Original Name	Original Band Name	Submitted by:
R.E.E.B.O.K.S	A.D.I.D.A.S	Korn	Danielle
Rabid Wolverines	Yellow Submarine	The Beatles	Sweet Cheese
Rach's Friends	Fake Friends	Joan Jett & The Blackhearts	TV
Radio and CD	Radio and TV	the Everly Brothers	Marian
Radio and Cd	Radio and TV	the Everly Brothers	Marian
Rah, Rah, Rah	Blah, Blah, Blah	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Raining Cherry Kool-Aid	Raining Blood	Slayer	Chazm
Rambler	Gambler	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rap You Like A Rap Song	Love You Like A Love Song	Selena Gomez	Tess O. Gosset
Raped In New York City	Safe In New York City	AC / DC	Terds McGee
Raping Bob Sagat	Breaking The Habit	Linkin Park	Bob Sagat
Raping My Hobbit	Breaking The Habit	Linkin Park	Lizzeh
Raping the rabbit	Breaking the habit	Linkin Park	Denise
Raw Bohr	War pigs	Ozzy Ozborne	Chris Vincent
The Ray	The Way	Clay Aiken	Andrew Darwitan
reach up you're arse	reach for the stars	s club 7	elgarretto
Real Bad Food	Upgrade U	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Real Classy	Dear Jessie	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
the real fat lady	the real slim shady	eminem	sixsixsixmilestohome
The Real Fat Lady	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	Lucas
The Real Fat Shadie (Don't Diss)	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	Fat shadie himself
Real Gay Dude	Upgrade U	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Real Gene Keady	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	sports
The Real Husband Of Mrs. Brady	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	parody_MASTA
The Real Hussein	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	seth aka sethamon@aol.com
The Real Prof. Oakie	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	AJ
The Real Slim Cowboy	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	Maghon Barkley
The Real Wayne Brady	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem	Paul Warren
Real World 9	She's So High	Tal Bachman	Junior
Reaper	Fever	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rebar	Rehab	Rihanna	Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
Recap	Rehab	Rihanna	Rocky Mak
Rectify	Testify	Rage Against The Machine	Ryan E
Red And White	Kryptonite	3 Doors Down	Bucky Bunny
Red Thong	Headstrong	Trapt	kayle
red thong	headstrong	trapt	apples0727
Reefer	Fever	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Reese's Pieces	Bits And Pieces	The Dave Clark Five	SusanG
reflection of a woman	shadow of a man	mudvayne	ficticious
Rehash Pipe	Hash-Pipe	Weezer	fatboy
Rei's song (Open Christ)	Ana's song (Open Fire)	Silverchair	J.B. Alcantara
Rejection	Reflections	Lea Salonga	LPG-Unit
Relight my reefer	Relight my fire	Lulu	Beef
Relish	Cherish	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Remember To Forget	Forget To Remember	Mudvayne	Kaylie L
Remembered	Forgotten	Linkin Park	Sami
Rent Hertz	Love Hurts	Nazareth	rocky
REO Stationwagon	REO Speedwagon	Someone in a chat room called them that once.	Larcen Tyler
Repair You	Fix You	Coldplay	Alan the Ottoman
Republican Travesty	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Repulsive	Impulsive	Wilson Phillips	SusanG
Repulsive	Impulsive	Wilson Phillips	SusanG
Resident Evil	Zombie	The Cranberries	Lenoh
Resident Hooker	Government Hooker	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rest	Respect	Aretha Franklin	7incstereo
Restaurant Hookah	Government Hooker	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
RESTRAIN(ing order)	RESPECT	aretha franklin	paige
Retreat	Surrender	Cheap Trick	Jon Ace
Return To Vendor (RTV)	Return To Sender	Elvis Presley	sold
Revive	Faint	Linkin Park	Lizzie
Rewind	Play	Jennifer Lopez	Stefiza
Rib Busting	Disgusting	Ke$ha	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rice and Gravy	Ice Ice Baby	Vanilla Ice	naenae16
Rice Rice Baby	Ice Ice Baby	Vanilla Ice	Joe
Rice Rice Gravy	Ice Ice Baby	Vanilla Ice	Zephyra
*Rich Fg**	Rich Girl	Gwen Stefani	Dog Sauce
Rich Like Me	Bitch Like Me	Colette Carr	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rich Limey	Bitch Like Me	Colette Carr	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ride Like Wendy	Ride Like The Wind	Christopher Cross	perv
Ridicule	Physical	Olivia Newton John	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
ridin' pig	ridin' big	pastor troy	Leon
riding with the king	addicted to love	robert palmer	mary ellen day
Right Back In The Bed	Right Back In The Water	Jesse McCartney	Evelyn
Right Back In The Hole	Right Back In The Water	Jesse McCartney	Evelyn
Right here, Right now!	Whenever Wherever	Shakira	Thiis Guy
Right In The Gut	Right Down The Line	Gerry Rafferty	Indy
Right Of Goalposts (The Mike Vanderjagt Song)	Left Of Center	Suzanne Vega	Indy
The Right Strain To Poo	The Right Thing To Do	Carly Simon	Heather Patton
Rikki, Don't Compute That Number	Rikki, Don’t Lose That Number	Steely Dan	jgm87
Ripped Seams	Sweet Dreams	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ritalin (For Parents to Calm Their Kids Down)	Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)	Chevelle	Pete Loeffler
Riva	Diva	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
River	Shiver	Natalie Imbruglia	Andrew Darwitan
Road Rage Tango	Cell Block Tango	From The Musical 'Chicago'	KooKooDee
Roadkill	Roadman	Smash Mouth	Mac
Robbery and Dismay	Snobbery and Decay	Act	Magnus
ROC (Freak Town)	Hyperlink (Deep Down)	Eiffel 65	Lupin'sTechnoWolfie
Rock	Pop	'N Sync	Sakuda & Shao-lan
Rock 'N' Roll Lobster	Rock Lobster	B-52s	Tess O. Gosset
Rock My Boobs	Rock With You	BoA	Andrew Darwitan
Rock My Boobs	Rock With You	Boa	Andrew Darwitan
Rock Star Supernova	Champagne Supernova	Oasis	joeking
Rock Star: Supernova	Champagne Supernova	Oasis	Nova Sclerosis
Rock The Bed	Rock Your Body	Black Eyed Peas	Chelsea
Rock You Like A Rock Song	Love You Like A Love Song	Selena Gomez	Tess O. Gosset
Rock Your Mom All Nite	Rock 'n' Roll All Nite	KISS	HuMaNoX
Rock Your World (Girls)	Run the World (Girls)	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Rockefeller Skunk	The Rockefeller Skank	Fatboy Slim	Buddhism Style
Rocketeer	Rocket Man	Elton John	jorge
Rogue	Vogue	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Roll With Some Angels	Roll With the Changes	REO Speedwagon	Sutch
rollin'	bouncing	Limp Bizkit	ficticious
RooferMan	Superman	Eminem	My Name Is Trina
Rookie	Nookie	Limp Bizkit	divizzle
rough riders	peter butler	peter	peter butler
Roulette's	Tourette's	Nirvana	The Rev. A. Palgut
Round Eyes	Brown Eyes	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Round the World (Shirl)	Run the World (Girls)	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Roundhouse (My Freezer)	Rollout (My Business)	Ludacris	Blast Masta Arson
Rub It In (Lakers Win)	Rub It In	Billy "Crash" Craddock	Countryboy
Rubber Painted Green	Yellow Submarine	The Beatles	Zel
Rubbin' 'n' Nekkin'	Rubberneckin'	Elvis Presley	old
Rubbish	Goodies	Ciara	Andrew Darwitan
Rubys and knifes	Diamonds and Guns	The Transplants	AMJ
Rude Cs*	Rudebox	Robbie Williams	gangster
Rude Girl	Good Girl	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rudy	Dirty	Christina Aguilera	Leslie
Rum	Numb	Linkin' Park	Andrew Darwitan
Run	1	Ex Vivian	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Run Like An Israeli	Walk Like An Egyptian	The Bangles	Vixxo 3.5
Run To The Pills	Run To The Hills	Iron Maiden	heavy metal
Runaway	Born This Way	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Runners on the Base	Band On the Run	Wings	Horrorhead
running at the speed of light	running at the speed of night	fggghjt	joel
Running From Home	Running For Home	Matthew Good Band	Apparition99
Running In My Nikes	Running In The 90's	Initial D	Jonathan S.
Running With A Knife	Running With The Night	Lionel Richie	Brian Kelly
Ruse	News	Nine Muses	Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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