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This is a page to mock current pop songs, by coming up with better names for existing songs.
New Song Name | Original Name | Original Band Name | Submitted by: | |||
| M.O.V.E. | L.O.V.E. | Ashlee Simpson | ebbie | |||
| Mac And Cheese | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | SusanG | |||
| Mad Statue | Sad Statue | System Of A Down | Caitlin | |||
| Madams Thong | Adams Song | Blink 182 | Antman | |||
| Maggie Will | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | someone | |||
| Maggots And Seals | Magnet And Steel | Walter Egan | MOR | |||
| Magnifiying Life | Larger Than Life | Backstreet Boys | Jen | |||
| Major Blizzard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | Mikko | |||
| Make-Up Abuses | Lipstick & Bruises | Lit | rocknroll | |||
| Makeover | Takeover | Jay-z | Mo'Nique Williams | |||
| Mall Star | All Star | Smash mouth | Unknown Celbrity | |||
| The Man | Stan | Eminem | Drake Azuma | |||
| A Man So Gullible | A Love So Beautiful | Michael Bolton | MOR | |||
| The Man Who Bought The World | The Man Who Sold The World | Nirvana | The Rev. A. Palgut | |||
| The man who couldn't shut up | The man who told everything | Doves | Aries chic | |||
| the man who sold me my gun | the man who sold the world | nivana | me | |||
| man with the ox | man in a box | alice in chains | suicidebysafetypin | |||
| Man, I Like To Feel A Woman (Bill Clinton's Song) | Man, I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | indy gent | |||
| Man, I'm a Hoe | Honey I'm Home | Shania Twain | some1 | |||
| Manic In Detroit | Panic In Detroit | David Bowie | britrock | |||
| A manky woman | American woman | Lenny K. | ginge | |||
| Maple Leaf | Super Freak | Rick James | divizzle | |||
| Mario Cart | Miles Apart | Yellowcard | *katie | |||
| Marry Me, Because No One Else Will | (Hit Me) Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | Joe Limi | |||
| Mars | Cars | Gary Numan | kayle | |||
| Marshal Dillon | Marshall Mathers | Eminem | rapper | |||
| Marshall's Fatter | Marshall Mathers | Eminem | Nani | |||
| Marshmallow | Tomorrow | Avril Lavigne | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Mary Ate A Little Ham | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| Mary Ate A Little Spam | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| Mary Had a Kid Named Sam | Mary had a Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| Mary Had A Little Bam | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | ******** | |||
| Mary had a Little Lamp | Mary had a Little Lamb | Traditional | Y'z Cracker | |||
| Mary Had A Little Man | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| Mary Had A Little Slam | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| mary had a little smoke | mary had a little lamb | Traditional | cashmere703 | |||
| Mary Had A Little Wham! | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| Mary Had Some Shapely Gams | Mary Had A Little Lamb | Traditional | kid | |||
| Mary Sue Got Pregnant | Peggy Sue Got Married | Buddy Holly | Eileen McKenzie | |||
| Massage In A Brothel | Message In A Bottle | The Police | nigelm | |||
| Master of Crumpets | Master of Puppets | Metallica | Kaylie L | |||
| Master Of Mullets | Master Of Puppets | Metallica | Steve-O | |||
| Master of Muppets | Master of Puppets | Metallica | Kaylie L | |||
| Master of Puppies | Master of Puppets | Metallica | Ellis D. Tripp | |||
| Master of Puppies | Master of Puppets | Metallica | Darkren | |||
| Master of Puppies | Master of Puppets | Metallica | Harry Wye | |||
| Masturbating Rhythm | Fascinating Rhythm | Cole Porter (composer/lyricist) | Spike in Atlanta | |||
| Masturbation | Graduation | Vitamin C | Dasani | |||
| Masturbator | Master Blaster | Stevie Wonder | Sarah | |||
| Max Man | Taxman | The Beatles | beegles | |||
| Maybe | Sometimes | blink182 | Enema | |||
| Maybe Kim Got Laid | Lady Marmalade | Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, & Pink | -------ARGH-------- | |||
| Maybe mom got laid? | Lady Marmalade | Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya & Pink | DanDman | |||
| Me and Paula Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | Heidi P | |||
| Meadow of the Hay | Shadow of the Day | Linkin Park | Kaylie L | |||
| Meadows | Shadow | Ashlee Simpson | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Meals in the Pie | Wheels in the Sky | Journey | Junco | |||
| Mean Bunions | Green Onions | Booker T. & The M.G.s | oldsongs | |||
| Meat | Speak | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Meaty | Lucky | Britney Spears | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Mediocre Face | Poker Face | Lady GaGa | Kaylie L | |||
| Meet John Doe | Meet Virginia | Train | rocky | |||
| Meet My Clone | Like A Stone | Audioslave | Dantana | |||
| Meet The Beatles | Meet Virginia | Train | rocky | |||
| Meet The Feebles | Meet Virginia | Train | rocky | |||
| Mein Furz Brennt | Mein Herz Brennt | Rammstein | redreznor | |||
| Mellow | Yellow | Coldplay | britrock | |||
| Mellow Sub-Machine (Gun) | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | brit | |||
| Menopause | Sabotage | Beastie Boys | Heidi P | |||
| Menstrual Flow | Orinoco Flow | Enya | nasty | |||
| Menstrual Flow | Evenflow | Pearl Jam | HuMaNoX | |||
| Meow | Right Now | KoRn | hardrock | |||
| Meowth | Mouth | Bush | Alan the Ottoman | |||
| Meowy Goose | Honky Cat | Elton John | Julia Cox | |||
| Mess World | Crash World | Hilary Duff | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Message In A Bathroom | Message In A Bottle | The Police | Bandy Boy | |||
| Message On My Voice Mail | Message In A Bottle | The Police | britrock | |||
| messed up | mest | it already explains everything | heather | |||
| MetalDingus | Metalingus | Alter Bridge | TAV | |||
| Metamucil | Muscles | Diana Ross | oldsoul | |||
| Metatarsaly | Anniversary | Tony! Toni! Tone! | Mickey D. | |||
| Mexican Idiot | American Idiot | Green Day | [miss ainsley] | |||
| Mexico | Panama | Van Halen | iffa wa? | |||
| Miami Mice (Theme of Miami football teams) | Miami Vice Theme | Jan Hammer | sport | |||
| Mice Sacrifice | My Sacrifice | Creed | Steve Jackson | |||
| Michael Jackson | Ms. Jackson | Outkast | Anonymous | |||
| Michael Let's Go To McDonald's | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | Mike Hack | |||
| Michael The Idiot | American Idiot | Green Day | Michael | |||
| Mid-Sized Chrysler | Mid-Life Crisis | Faith No More | newrock | |||
| Middle Of The Street | Middle Of The Road | The Pretenders | Jared Funk | |||
| Midnight After You're Wasted | Midnight At The Oasis | Maria Muldaur | oldsongs | |||
| Midwife Crisis | Mid-Life Crisis | Faith No more | rock | |||
| Mild Wing | Wild Thing | Jimmy Hendrix | JosH | |||
| Milk A Cow | Take A Bow | Rihanna | PersonUDon'tKnow44 | |||
| Minivan | Chevy Van | Sammy Johns | oldschool | |||
| Minute of Celery | Minute of Decay | Marilyn Manson | superman_in_your_pants | |||
| Mirror | Shiver | Natalie Imbruglia | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Mislocated | Disconnected | Lindsay Lohan | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Miss Cleo | Rio | Duran Duran | pauhead | |||
| Miss Incontinent | Miss Independent | Kelly Clarkson | shepop | |||
| Miss Paddy Wood | Misunderstood | Robbie williams | Ellen Rooney | |||
| Miss Universe | Miss Independent | Kelly Clarkson | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Missed the World | Miss World | Hole | cobain's girl | |||
| Missing Tea-Leaf Readers | Lost Prophets | lostprophets | Beth | |||
| Miter | Fighter | Christina Aguilera | shepop | |||
| Mmm Flop | Mmm Bop | Hanson | one-hit | |||
| mmmcrap | mmmbop | hanson | shelbie | |||
| Mock a Parody | F*** Authority | Pennywise | DarkJon64 | |||
| Mock(The)Sticks | Toxic | Britney Spears | Bigred | |||
| Modesty | Honesty | Billy Joel | Paul Warren | |||
| Moisturizer | Cure for the itch | Linkin Park | Sami | |||
| Mojo | Jojo | Boz Scaggs | Aaerni | |||
| molesta | fiesta | r.kelly | stephanie | |||
| Molesta | Feista | R Kelly | Junior | |||
| molly fingers | molly chambers | kings of peeon | josh | |||
| Mom | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Moms on my Dad | Bombs over baghdad | Outkast | Jerry Johnson | |||
| Monday | Sunday | Sonic Youth | DJ Kaito | |||
| Monday Mourning | Sunday Morning | No Doubt | Rob | |||
| Monday Will Never Be The Same | Sunday Will Never Be The Same | Spanky and Our Gang | Paul Warren | |||
| Mondgesicht | Ohne Dich | Rammstein | redreznor | |||
| Money Maker | Golddigger | Kanye West | Manda | |||
| Money's In The Past | Down To My Last | Alter Bridge | Dark Dreamer | |||
| Monica | Erotica | Madonna | pop | |||
| Monk | Numb | Linkin' Park | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Monster in my closet | Cleanin' out my closet | eminem | jonel | |||
| Moon You | Voodoo | Godsmack | Mark | |||
| Moonshiner's Daughter | Coal Miner's Daughter | Loretta Lynn | MSG | |||
| Moose Crap | Lose Rap | Aaliyah | Salma | |||
| Morning Flight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | Catch | |||
| Moronic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | Bobo | |||
| Moses | Roses | Outkast | Anonymous | |||
| Mother Calling | London Calling | The Clash | FRANKY | |||
| mother madonna | lady madonna | the beatles | stewart jenkins | |||
| Mother's Truck | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | Kaylie L | |||
| Mount St. Helen's | Helena | My Chemical Romance | newrock | |||
| Mousse | Gel | Collective Soul | Kaylie L | |||
| Mouth Like Midol | Lips Like Morphine | Kill Hannah | Kaylie L | |||
| move itch | move b**** | Ludacris | yo mamma | |||
| Move Your Moppy | Move Your Body | Eiffel 65 | JGboy | |||
| Moving to Corona | Go'in to California | Led Zeppelin | Ima Patriot | |||
| Mozzerella | Umbrella | Rihanna Feat. Jay-Z | JMasta | |||
| Mr. Boney | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | morgen smith | |||
| Mr. Brown You've Got An Ugly Temper | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | British Bullcrap | |||
| Mr. Cellphone | Mr. Cellophane | John C. Reilly | Broadway | |||
| Mr. Craft Cheese Spread | Lady Marmalade | Christina Aguilera, Mya, Pink, Lil' Kim | Minh | |||
| Mr. Darkside | Mr. Brightside | The Killers | rocky | |||
| Mr. Krabs | This Disaster | New Found Glory | Thomas | |||
| Mr.Dumbside | Mr.brightside | the killers | Francisco | |||
| Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | Mickey D. | |||
| MTV Killed the Video Star | Video Killed the Radio Star | The Buggles | pauhead | |||
| Mucus | Music | Madonna | disco | |||
| Mullet with Applepie Rings | Bullet With Buttferfly Wings | Smashing Pumpkins | Afterlife Unknown | |||
| Multiplication | Intuition | Jewel | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| Muscat (Oman) Love | Muskrat Love | Captain and Tenille | MOR | |||
| Musketel | Muskrat Love | Captain & Tenille | MOR | |||
| Must Be the Booty | Must Be the Money | Nelly | Tina | |||
| Mutation | Ignition | R. Kelly | Call me AK | |||
| Mute | Dumb | Nirvana | newrock | |||
| My Allagatorive | My Prerogative | Britney Spears | 7incstereo | |||
| My Baby Uses Secret | My Baby's Got a Secret | Madonna | SallyWeevaLove | |||
| My Body is Like Jello | Your Body is a Wonderland | John Mayer | maryjane | |||
| My Bologna | My Sharona | The Knack | Igsma | |||
| My Booty Itches | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | TURTLE07 | |||
| My Boyfriend's Black | My Boyfriend's Back | Lesley Gore | Mick Jones | |||
| My Brother's Back | My Boyfriend's Back | The Angels | aldrAea | |||
| My Butt | My Humps | The Black Eyed Peas | Julia | |||
| My butt is like.... | My love is like.......... | Mya | Jhenine | |||
| My Car Won't Turn On | My Heart Will Go On | Celin Dion | Phat Tommy V. | |||
| My Cat Made Doo | Katmandu | Bob Seger | rocky | |||
| My Chili's Hot!!! | Unskinny Bop | Poison | Shane | |||
| My Clock Is Broken | Time Stands Still | All-American Rejects | Dr. L | |||
| My Corona | My Sharona | The Knack | newave | |||
| My Crappy Ending | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Aaerni | |||
| My Crappy Ending | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Leila | |||
| My Crappy Ending | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Ezra | |||
| My daddy made a deal | The way you make me feel | Michael Jackson | The Daisy | |||
| My Dog Goes Woof | Up On The Roof | The Drifters | old | |||
| My Enemy of Happiness | My Friend of Misery | Metallica | trom-boner | |||
| My Fart Skips A Beat | My Heart Skips A Beat | Buck Owens | Mark | |||
| My Fart Will Go On | My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | Splinter | |||
| My Farts | My Humps | Black Eyed Peas | Somebody | |||
| My Favorite Bar | My Favorite Car | PIG | i_need_the_chunky | |||
| My Favorite Milkshake | My Favorite Mistake | Sheryl Crow | Kato | |||
| My Friend Stepped In Poo | My Friends Over You | New Found Glory | Chris | |||
| My Genie Left The Bottle | Genie In A Bottle | Christina Aguilera | jenny | |||
| My Girlfriend's Front | My Boyfriend's Back | The Angels | Joe | |||
| My Guitar Wants To Kill Osama | My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama | Frank Zappa | neptunevsmars | |||
| My Guitar Wants To Kill That (Soda) Machine | My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama | Frank Zappa | Strange Behavior | |||
| My Hand | My Band | D12 | 25 Cent | |||
| my hands | my band | d12 | mikey h | |||
| My Head Has Lice | My Sacrifice | Creed | Kaylie L | |||
| My Hetero | My Hero | Foo Fighters | Flo | |||
| My Horny | My Pony | Ginuwine | puertorican*mami | |||
| My Humps, On My Thighs | My Humps | Black-Eyed Peas | Below Average Dave (badave.com) | |||
| My Imbecile | My Immortal | Evanescence | Jimmy | |||
| My Jew | My Boo | Usher ft. Alicia Keyes | Sessaboom | |||
| my leader is on crack | leader of the pack | shangri-la's | princejellyfish | |||
| My Medication | My Generation | The Who | Mickey D. | |||
| My Memory Of Lust | My Melody Of Love | Bobby Vinton | old | |||
| My Moo | My Boo | Usher | soul ii | |||
| My Muddy Valentine | My Bloody Valentine | Good Charlotte | Mrs.JoelMadden | |||
| My Nasty Ending | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Andrew Darwitan | |||
| My Nose Will Blow On | My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | Rachel Lamb | |||
| My Nutmeg Overdose | My Nutmeg Phantasy | Macy Gray | soul ii | |||
| My Only Fan | The Perfect Fan | Backstreet Boys | KvTv | |||
| My plaque | My Place | Nelly | Laycie | |||
| My Poo | My Boo | Usher & Alicia Keys | Adam Siders | |||
| My Poo | My Boo | Usher | Pimpmaster Chris | |||
| My Regeneration (Doctor Who's song) | My Generation | The Who | pickle | |||
| My Sack Feels Nice | My Sacrifice | Creed | wadded beef | |||
| My Sack of Rice | my Sacrifice | Creed | Zoe Zymotic | |||
| My Sack of Rice | My Sacrifice | Creed | SnapProvolone | |||
| My Sack of Rice | My Sacrifice | Creed | hwa | |||
| my sack of rice | my sacrifice | Creed | Blur_blue | |||
| My Sacralige | My Sacrifice | Creed | Fuujin | |||
| My Scrotum | My Sharona | The Knack | Steve Livingston | |||
| My Sweet Load | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | princejellyfish | |||
| My Toast | Almost | Bowling for Soup | curly | |||
| My Woman | Your Woman | Whitetown | The Subway Depot | |||
| My worst oragey | My worst ememy | Lit | nickle | |||
| My, My, My (Anything Can Sell) | Bye, Bye, Bye | N' Sync | pop | |||
| mythology | anthology | alien ant farm | mark |
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