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Fun Music Information -> Joan Armatrading

This is the most recent information about Joan Armatrading that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Joan Armatrading, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Caillou [brother of the original title]""Rosie"Isac

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Stupid," Roxette"I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading
"Bimbo," Jim Reeves"I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading
"Fool," Roxette"I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading
"Ho," Ludacris"I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Love It When You Call Me Ames" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Even though 'Ames' isn't my name
Sarah Tonin
"Ender Trap" originally "Tender Trap"
Karen Smith
"Tender Tap" originally "Tender Trap"
Yvette Bristle
"Tender Rap" originally "Tender Trap"
Yvette Bristle
"Drop The Plot" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Sarah Tonin

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Kind Words (And A Regal Good Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Tiffany Furlong
"Kind Worlds (And A Real Good Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
It still doesn't mean you get respect.
Tiffany Furlong
"Kind Words (And A Real Good Hearth)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Peter
"Kind Swords (And A Real Good Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Since when are swords kind?
Gregg Hoffman

Change a Letter:

"Roxie" originally "Rosie"
Roxie: the nickname for Roxanne?
Meg O'Charley
"I Love It When You Call Ma Names" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Drop The Pivot" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Sarah Tonin
"I Love It When You Call Me James" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Now a specific name is used!
Anita Mann
"Kind Words (And A Real Goof Heart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Drop The Pilot""Clean The Toilet!"Taoist

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Down To Zero Weight WatchersPickle

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Love It When You Call Me NamesDomestic violence hotlineG.D.
I Love It When You Call Me NamesSensitivity trainingsherock
The Weakness In MeWeightlifting gymsherock
TemptationAddiction Rehab CentreFussBudgetVanPelt

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
My Name Is
   Eminem
Rosie
   Joan Armatrading
My Name Is Rosie
Sheila Oh
You're Not The Boss Of Me (Theme from 'Malcolm in the Middle')
   They Might Be Giants
I Love It When You Call Me Names
   Joan Armatrading
You're Not The Boss of Me, But I Love It When You Call Me Names
I watch too much television.
rocky
Drop The Pilot
   Joan Armatrading
Sky Pilot
   Animals
Drop The Sky Pilot
FussBudgetVanPelt

Misheard Lyrics:

"Drop the Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal, mineral, physical, spill it all
Original Lyrics:
Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
"Drop the Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my baboon
Original Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume
"I'm Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can walk under water.
Original Lyrics:
I can walk under ladders.
"Me Myself I"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want someone to come babysit
Original Lyrics:
I don't want someone to come pay a visit
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Drop the Mahout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my baboon
Original Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume

Story about this misheard lyric by: Fiona Wild

I have always thought it was "baboon". I heard the song on the radio this morning and questioned it for the first time so checked it out and found I was wrong!

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"I Love It When You Call Me Names"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
She's wearing heavy leather and lace
He dresses up in cowboy's taste
They punish then they think up a crime
It's their way of love and not mine
Why They're Misrhymed:
Nothing in this song rhymes. Believe it or not, this was the closest Joan ever got.
Submitted by: newave
 

Song Title Space Change:

"I Love It When You Call Men "Ames"" originally "I Love It When You Call Me Names"
Submitted by: Nicole Parsons

Band Name Anagrams:

Joan Darting Mara Submitted by: Laura Wilkins
Mara = temptress in Buddhism
Anti-Jargon Drama Submitted by: Alexis
Grandma, A Janitor Submitted by: Alexis
Someone's grandmother could work as a janitor.
Joan Trading A Ram Submitted by: Nicole Parsons

Song Title Anagrams:

"Sneakiest When Me" originally "The Weakness In Me"
Submitted by: Frieda Evans

Song Title Acrostics:

TITS: "Tall In The Saddle"
Submitted by: Sutch

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Trender Tap" originally "Tender Trap"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Pop The Dry Lit" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Submitted by: MOR
"Prop The Dial-It" originally "Drop The Pilot"
Submitted by: Rocky
"Hind Kurds (And A Real Good Wart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Submitted by: MOR
"Rind Girds (And A Heel Wood Cart)" originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
Submitted by: shepop

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