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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> A -> Joan Armatrading

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joan Armatrading that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Joan Armatrading on amIright currently.

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"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time's against the wind
You're guilty
But I'm yours
So I can take it.
Original Lyrics:
Every lie's a masterpiece
You're gifted
But I'm young
So I can take it.
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you'll confess
But you know you won't
Original Lyrics:
You say you'll do things
That you know you won't
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smoke like a bird and you steal that money
Original Lyrics:
You smoke like a burning Haystack honey
"Drop The Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal, mineral, physical, Billy Joel
Original Lyrics:
Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
"Drop The Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the marquee
Smell my perfume
Drop the marhue
I'm your easy rider
Original Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume
Drop the mahout
I'm the easy rider
"Drop The Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the monkey, smell my baboon.
Original Lyrics:
Drop the monkey, smell my perfume.
"Drop The Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're in love
I say what a bitch
Original Lyrics:
So you're in love
I say what of it
"Drop The Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kids and cousins
Original Lyrics:
Your kissing cousins
"Drop the Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal, mineral, physical, spill it all
Original Lyrics:
Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
"Drop the Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my baboon
Original Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume
"Drop the Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my poo poo
Original Lyrics:
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume
"Drop the Pilot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a pilot.
Original Lyrics:
Drop the pilot.
"I Can't Lie To Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a lot of muscle
Original Lyrics:
I can't lie to myself.
"I Love It When You Call Me Names" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not too tough,
but he loves the pain
Original Lyrics:
He's pecked to death,
but he loves the pain
"I Love It When You Call Me Names" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wearing heavy metal and lace
He dresses up in cowboy tights.
Original Lyrics:
She wearing heavy leather and lace
He dresses up in cowboy tastes
"I Love It When You Call Me Names" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's wearing heavy metal and lace.
He dresses up in cowboy's tease.
They're partners when they put up a crime.
That's their way of love and not mine.
Original Lyrics:
She's wearing heavy leather with lace.
He dresses up in cowboy taste.
They punish then they think up a crime.
It's their way of loving, not mine.
"I'm Lucky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can walk on the ladders.
Original Lyrics:
I can walk under ladders.
"I'm Lucky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can walk under water.
Original Lyrics:
I can walk under ladders.
"I'm Lucky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a facelift.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a bracelet.
"Me Myself I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my sofa.
Original Lyrics:
Me, myself, I
"Me Myself I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want someone to come babysit
Original Lyrics:
I don't want someone to come pay a visit

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