You weren't on target, your aim ain't straight
So you were drunk, I say what of it?
Things must change, try a new routine
You wanna try some personal hygiene, I say

Clean the toilet, and scrub the sink
Scruffy monkey, the bathroom stinks
Get the bleach out, and mop the lino
Don't make excuses, because you live just like an
Animal, smelly fool, splash the rim, miss the bowl
It's you turn to clean, it's your turn to clean

You're pissing wildly, you don't even aim
The whole bathroom's soaking, and it's you to blame
You miss and spray it round, come on, learn to pee
I don't care if you're high, I'm not cleaning up after you again, I say

Clean the toilet, and scrub the sink
Scruffy monkey, the bathroom stinks
Get the bleach out, and mop the lino
Don't make excuses, because you live just like an
Animal, smelly fool, splash the rim, miss the bowl
It's you turn to clean, it's your turn to clean

Dirty animal, smelly fool, splash the rim, miss the bowl
It's you turn to clean, it's your turn to clean
It's you turn to clean

Clean the toilet, and scrub the sink
Scruffy monkey, the bathroom stinks
Get the bleach out, and mop the lino
Don't make excuses, because you live just like...

Clean the toilet, and scrub the sink
Scruffy monkey, the bathroom stinks
Get the bleach out, and mop the lino
Don't make excuses, because you live just like an
Animal, smelly fool, splash the rim, miss the bowl
It's you turn to clean, it's your turn to clean

I say clean the toilet
Scruffy monkey
Get the bleach out
Animal, smelly fool, splash the rim, miss the bowl
It's you turn to clean, it's your turn to clean
It's you turn to clean

Clean the toilet
Clean the toilet
Clean the toilet