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Jokes:

Mick Jagger's lips are so big he can play a tuba...
....from either end.
Submitted by: chas
Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?
A: Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud.'
The Scottish shepherd says 'Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.'
Submitted by: DaveS
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Michael Philip Jagger. Submitted by: stoned

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Big Lips. Submitted by: I Got Stoned at Ohio State University!

Known informally as: The Lips. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger - "Ayeesha"? Kind of weird. Submitted by: Mary
  • Jade Sheena Jezebel Jagger - Do Mick and Bianca know what "Jezebel" means? It was what hookers were called back in the 19th century! Submitted by: Mary
  • Jade - Mick and Bianca named her Jade because "she [was] beautiful and very, very perfect." My daughter was named after her and she can be described in the same terms as her namesake. No prejudice here... =) Submitted by: lastofthesummerwine

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Freejack" - Tim Hall
"The Man From Elysian Fields"great, understated, nuanced performance! - Belly
"Performance; Freejack; 'The Knights of Prosperity' TV series" - stoned

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Not Another Night""Just Another Night"rocky

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"The Sly, Slick, And The Wicked," The Lost Generation"Ruthless People," Mick Jagger
"Just Another Day," Jon Secada"Just Another Night," Mick Jagger
"Let's Work," Mick Jagger"Takin' Care Of Business," Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Too Many Cooks (Soil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Too Many Crooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Mangy Cooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Manly Cooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis

Change a Letter:

"Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soul)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Many Kooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Many Rooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Many Hooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Many Nooks (Spoil The Soup)" originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Let's Work""Less Work (Revised)"Wild Child JIN
"Let's Work""Less Work"Wild Child JIN
"Ruthless People""Funtime Child"Erik "Taz" Mokracek
"Ruthless People""Watch Out For Miss Trunchbull"Scotty Dangerously
"Ruthless People""Eggo Waffles"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Everybody Getting High""Ol' Bin Laden Needs To Die"The Great Karlando

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Ruthless PeopleTrump AdministrationDump the Chump Trumputin NOW

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Give Me
   Burning Spear
Memo From Turner
   Mick Jagger
Give Me the Memo From Turner
Sutch

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Mick & The Jaggerz
Mick Jagger combined with The Jaggerz
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Mick JABBA
Mick Jagger combined with ABBA
Looks as though that middle-age spread is getting just a little out of hand...
Submitted By: Kurt Vile

Misheard Lyrics:

"Too Far Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the teeth are gone.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's too far gone.
"Primitive Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
It all seems so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
It all seems so primitive.
"Primitive Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want cool in a 50's dally..
Original Lyrics:
Did you walk cool in the 50's daddy?
"Goddess In The Doorway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doris in the doorway
Original Lyrics:
Goddess in the doorway
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Sweet Thing"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yank it up! Yank..it...up!
You rattle my sweet thing
(grunt) Ra-ra-rattle my sweet thing!
Why They're Funny:
Probably the horniest performance Mick ever did. His voice here is as hungry and raw as in a chimpanzee male demanding a blow job, every sound saying 'just get here!'
Submitted by: Martha K.
"Put Me In The Trash"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yeah you put me in the trash
yeah you gave me up for lost
Now I see that you're doing alright
Take a look at me and count the cost
Baby can't you see I'm short on greens
I am your long lost man, you don't recognize me
Why They're Funny:
Boy, does this match Sir Mick's real life conditions! Just take the final line: in any film or show where I've seen Sir Mick, he's instantly recognizable.
Submitted by: Andrew

Song Title Space Change:

"Throw A Way" originally "Throwaway"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Jerk Cam Gig Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Anagrams:

"Hay War Two" originally "Throwaway"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Tow Raw Hay" originally "Throwaway"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Wow, Hay Art!" originally "Throwaway"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Warty Who?" originally "Throwaway"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Wow, Rat Hay!" originally "Throwaway"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

JAN: "Just Another Night"
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jack Migger originally "Mick Jagger"
A Migger with attitude!
Submitted by: neptunevsmars

Crime Records:

"Assault"
In 1972 he was arrested for assault and obstructing justice after a fight with a photographer. He plead guilty and after that, all charges were dropped.
Submitted by: Travis
"Drug Possesion"
The police raided The Rolling Stones house and Marianne Faithful was there as well only wearing a fur rug.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Dating younger women"
I mean, much younger women,
Submitted by: Rachel

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