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Mick Jagger's lips are so big he can play a tuba...
....from either end.
Paul McCartney, Pete Townsend, and Mick Jagger were comparing gifts that they had received over the years. Paul showed the other two a ring made with jewels cut and fitted into the shape of a beetle and said he had received it from the Queen as a thank you for sharing his music. They both agreed it was impressive. Pete Townsend showed the other two a necklace with gold letters an inch high that spelled 'Tommy' and said that he received it as a thank you for composing the rock opera. They both agreed it was impressive.
Mick Jagger then showed the other two a loaf of brown bread and said that he had received it after concerts in Algiers. Paul and Peter said that it was nice but not as impressive as their gifts.
Mick said 'I know, it's only a Moroccan roll but I like it, like it, yes I do.'
Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?
A: Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud.'
The Scottish shepherd says 'Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.'
What did Mick Jagger say when he caught Hugh Hefner doing Dennis Weaver?
'Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud!'
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