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Fun Music Information -> Cardiacs

This is the most recent information about Cardiacs that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Cardiacs, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Stupid Band Names:

  • Not stupid per se, but WAY harsher in hindsight--lead singer Tim Smith was incapacitated by a heart attack in 2008, and was ultimately killed by cardiac arrest in 2020. Ouch... Submitted by: Sejjie

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"To Go Doff And Things""To Go Off And Things"Lori Tirol
"To Go Cough And Things""To Go Off And Things"Lori Tirol

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Safety Owl" originally "The Safety Bowl"
Lori Sifferan
"The Safety Bow" originally "The Safety Bowl"
Lori Sifferan

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Two Go Off And Things" originally "To Go Off And Things"
Paige Evans
"The Safety Bowel" originally "The Safety Bowl"
Lori Sifferan

Change a Letter:

"Tarred And Leathered" originally "Tarred And Feathered"
Sylvia Curruca
"Barred And Feathered" originally "Tarred And Feathered"
Sylvia Curruca
"Tarred And Weathered" originally "Tarred And Feathered"
Sylvia Curruca
"To Go Oft And Things" originally "To Go Off And Things"
Brittany James

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Tarred And Feathered""Home-Ec Teacher"Matthias
"Tarred & Feathered""Emo Prunker"Agrimorfee

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Cardi Backs
Cardi B combined with Cardiacs
Submitted By: Valerie Cameron
Cardiacs B
Cardiacs combined with Cardi B
Submitted By: Valerie Cameron

Misheard Lyrics:

"To Go Off And Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's virgins on my love pump.
Original Lyrics:
Cast aspersions on my lifestyle.
"The Safety Bowl"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** with spermy fork and knife.
Original Lyrics:
Shift with spoony fork and knife.
"I'm Eating In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's scary to be that way
To make you suck my body.
Original Lyrics:
It's scary to be that way
To make use of my body.

Band Name Anagrams:

Acid Cars Submitted by: Paige Evans

Song Title Anagrams:

"Safely Tow Beth" originally "The Safety Bowl"
Submitted by: Don Bass

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