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Song Parodies for Paul Simon

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"50 Ways To Leave Your Leaver" "50 Ways To Kill A Cane Toad" "Michael Schalk"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "1000 Ways To Kick The Bucket" "Hu's On First"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "15 Girls To Taste For Hitler" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "15 Ways to Lose that Blubber" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Blades Upon My Razor" "David Jensen"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Candidates for Gov'ner" "Mikey F"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Days to Find a Lover" "Arwen"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Days To Lose My Blubber" "Jonathan"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Greys to Shade Your Lover" "Rick Duncan"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Reasons Mitt's a Loser" "Michael Pacholek"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Shades of Gray My Lover" "Dan Creeden"
"50 Ways to Leave your Lover" "50 States Dean will Freak Out In" "Adam Bernstein"
"50 Ways to Leave your Lover" "50 States Hillary Will Lose In" "Adam Bernstein"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Trays Of Beached Whale Blubber" "Guy DiRito"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Tries to Repeal Health Care" "Michael Pacholek"
"50 Ways (To Leave Your Lover)" "50 Ways (Health Plans Refuse You)" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways She Steals The Covers" "Dan Creeden"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways That You Can Bug Her" "Tim Mayfield"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Aggrieved My Mother" "Faye Raye"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Annoy A Customer" "Alex Zander"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Banish Satan" "Phil Alexander"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Be A Christian" "Sweet Indigo"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Blow Your Cover" "Chris Pollman"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways to Bore the List'ners" "Red Ant"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Buy PSX Games" "Erik 'Taz' Mokracek"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Catch Osama" "Cichlid joe"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Cheat At Testing" "Cat"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Download Porno" "Phil Alexander"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Ease Your Chubber" "Leough"
"50 Ways to Leave your Lover" "50 Ways to Kill a Negan" "CryHavoc"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Kill Osama" "MooRocca"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Kill Poor Kenny" "Alvin Rhodes"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Knock Off Charlie" "Mr Find"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Leave High Wycombe" "Phil Alexander"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways to Lose That Mustache" "Jan Unwin"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Lose Your Liver" "Guy DiRito"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways to Lose Your Liver Spots" "Dan Creeden"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage" "Spaff.com"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" "Rex Ungericht"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Meet Your Maker" "renaldo58"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Peeve Your Mother" "Merry & Pippin"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Use A Rubber" "Leough"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "50 Ways To Write That Program" "Phil Alexander"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "60 Ways to Peeve Your Mother" "Glynn Leaney"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Easy Ways To Fight The (global) Warming" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Shades, The Sleazy Novel" "Wendy Christopher"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" "In Rehab To Be Recovered (Nessie's Tale)" "Warren Baker"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To Please Your Lover" "Tommy Turtle"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To Please Your Lover, Vol. II: Advice (Tributes) To Women" "Tommy Turtle"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To See Australia" "A Room Full Of Wombats"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To Sleeve Your Boner" "Andy Primus"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" "No More '50 Ways To Leave Your Lover'" "sloatead"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Money" "50 Ways To Lose Your Money" "MarthaDTox"
"American Tune" "American Loon" "Rick Duncan"
"American Tune" "American Loon(y)" "Freddy Flame"
"Call M Al" "Call Me Al" "Jenny Fernandez"
"Call Me Al" "Even Al" "sloatead"
"Call Me Al" "I Can Paypal" "Alex Zander"
"Cecilia" "Serena" "Hu's On First"
"Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" "Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes" "blackjack21"
"Down By The School Yard" "Don't Have A Green Card" "Syncronos"
"Down by the Schoolyard" "Down by the Fuelyard" "Guy DiRito"
"Duncan" "Duncans" "Rick Duncan"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "A Hundred Days We've Seen Obama" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifteen Ways to Kill a Sniper" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Days Or Lose Your Rubber" "blackjack21"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Days to Love Her Beaver" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty ‘Grey’s to Beat Your Lover" "John A. Barry"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Guys Runnin' 'gainst Dubya" "Charlie Decker"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Names to Give Her Udders" "Robert J. Pagliaro"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Themes You Can Uncover" "Adagio"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Be a 'Brotha'" "Leo Jay"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Be Your Lover" "Royce Miller"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Cheat at Tekken" "2nz"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Cheat On Your Lover" "Tim"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Deal With Road Rage" "The Comedian"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Feed Your Blubber" "Timmy1000"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Get Your Lover To Leave" "Rick Duncan"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Harm Our Country" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Knead Your Lover" "Bob Gomez"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Know He's Cheating" "Royce Miller"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Leach Your Liver" "Leo Keough"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Landlord" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Blubber" "Royce Miller"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Rubber" "Airfarcewon"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Love Your Liver" "Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Pay For Christmas" "Guy DiRito"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Please The Posters" "Leough"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to P*ss off PETA" "Merry & Pippin"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Seed Your Lover ( The Sperm Donor So" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways to Tweet Your Lover" "Special Ed"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Ways You'll Need Your Scrubber" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Way to Cleave Your Lover" "John A. Barry"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Fifty Weight Units Of Measure" "Guy DiRito"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Kinky Ways To Love Your Lover" "Airfarcewon"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To Heave Your Dinner" "Dee Range"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To Kill An Evil" "Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways To Leave Your Mukluks" "Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Nifty Ways to Please Your Mother" "Leo Jay"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" "Shifty Ways To Lose The Culture" "Guy DiRito"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Thirty Percent of Approval" "Michael Pacholek"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" "Thirty-Six Votes for Impeachment" "Michael Pacholek"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Loves" "Fifty Ways To Heave Your Brother (The Upset Stomac" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fifty Ways To Leve Your Lover" "Fifty Lies To Leave Obama" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fifty Ways To Lose Your Lover" "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Blubber" "Squire Malloy"
"Fifty Way to Leave your Lover" "50 States The Donald Will Lose In" "Adam Bernstein"
"Graceland" "EBay" "outgrabe"
"Graceland" "Facebook" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Graceland" "Great Man" "K. Letterman"
"Graceland" "Hedgestock" "MarthaDTox"
"Graceland" "He's Going To The Supreme Court" "Richard Toomer"
"Graceland" "Mccainland" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Graceland" "Spaceman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Graceland" "Wasteland" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Homeless" "Weightless" "Melanie Lee"
"I am a Rock" "I am a Jock" "Rick Duncan"
"Kodachrome" "Bamaphone" "Right Turn"
"Kodachrome" "Baritone" "Tim Mayfield"
"Kodachrome" "Carbophobes (The Atkins Diet song)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Kodachrome" "Chloroform" "Claude Prez"
"Kodachrome" "Chromadome" "Rick Duncan"
"Kodachrome" "Chromosome" "Guy DiRito"
"Kodachrome" "Chromosomes" "Guy DiRito"
"Kodachrome" "Cocaine" "Kommissar"
"Kodachrome" "Coming Home" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Kodachrome" "Fauxto Pro" "Sarcastic Paranoid"
"Kodachrome" "Georgie's Dumb" "Michael Pacholek"
"Kodachrome" "Google Chrome" "Jonathan"
"Kodachrome" "Instagram" "Warren Baker"
"Kodachrome" "Kodachrome ( 2.0 Edition )" "Dan Creeden"
"Kodachrome" "Kodak's Gone" "Professor Incubus"
"Kodachrome" "LaserJet" "PG"
"Kodachrome" "Ozone Hole" "The Comedian"
"Kodachrome" "Pokemon" "Onslaught"
"Kodachrome" "Rice Cube's Mobile Phone" "Syncronos"
"Kodachrome" "Silicone" "Mikey F"
"Kodachrome" "Smokin' Jones" "Guy DiRito"
"Kodachrome" "Underwear" "Guy DiRito"
"Kodachrome" "Viagra" "Dan Creeden"
"Late In The Evening" "Late In The Evening(of Game Seven)" "Mikey F"
"Love Me Like a Rock" "Scissors Don't Beat Rock" "Michael Pacholek"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Bugs Me 'Bout Iraq" "Guy DiRito"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Clinton's Such a Crock" "Linda Terhune"
"Loves Me Like a Rock" "Dryer Ate My Sock" "Merry & Pippin"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Dumber Than A Rock" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Loves Me Like a Rock" "Hate Me Like the Plague" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"Loves Me Like a Rock" "Head Just Like a Rock" "Michael Pacholek"
"Loves Me Like a Rock" "Love Me, I'm a Jock" "Rick Duncan"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Loves My Randy 'Cock" "blackjack21"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Lunch At Five O'Clock!" "Leo Jay"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Muslim Like Barack" "Randy Hearn"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Need To Take Malox" "Guy DiRito"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Rush Is Full Of Crock" "William Tong"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Shrub's Dumb As A Rock" "William Tong"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" "Shrub Will Bomb Iraq" "William Tong"
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "Bill And Hillary Down In The White House" "Mikey F"
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard" "William Tong"
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "Keith And Father Pete Down In The Dungeon" "Hu's On First"
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "Me And Mule Will Go 'round Windin' Downward" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "Me And Reginald Down By Archibald" "Victor Perez"
"Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" "Neocon Wolfie Running The World Bank" "William Tong"
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "Rush And Gloria Down In The Courtroom" "Hu's On First"
"Me And Julio Down By The School Yard" "The Day Bungholio Addressed The School Board" "Guy DiRito"
"Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard" "I Drove My Toyota Into The Schoolyard" "Dave Rosenberg"
"Mother and Child Reunion" "Adoptee and Mom Reunion" "Mari Aranoff"
"Mother And Child Reunion" "Bush's State of the Union" "William Tong"
"Mother and Child Reunion" "Father and Child Reunion" "William Tong"
"Mother & Child Reunion" "Steroid Induced Home Run" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Mrs. Robinson" "Mr. Robertson" "Robert J. Pagliaro"
"One Man's Ceiling....." "Raise the Debt Ceiling" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"One-Trick Pony" "One-Trick Phony" "William Tong"
"Paranoia Blues" "Botox Blues" "Bob Konigsberg"
"Slip Slidin' Away" "Ausfahrtin' Away" "Ausfahrt"
"Slip Slidin' Away" "Half a Heartbeat Away" "Mick Terry"
"Slip Slidin' Away" "Slip's Slidin' Away" "Dee Range"
"Slip Slidin' Away" "Still Hidin' Today" "Royce Miller"
"Slip Slidin' Away" "Tooth Bitin' Decay" "Michael Pacholek"
"Slip Slidin' Away" "United Go Away" "Pat"
"Slip Sliding Away" "Drip Dryin' Today" "Arwen"
"Slip, Sliding Away" "Hips Widen Away" "Rick Cormier"
"Slip Sliding Away" "Rip-Tiding Away" "John A. Barry"
"Slip Sliding Away" "Shrub's Hiding Away" "William Tong"
"Still Crazy After All These Years" "A Jury Made of All Her Peers" "Michael Pacholek"
"Still Crazy After All These Years" "Buried After These Four Years" "Steve Kalafut"
"Still Crazy After All These Years" "So Crazy After All Those Beers" "Scathe"
"Still Crazy After All These Years" "So Lazy After All These Beers" "Rick Duncan"
"Still Crazy After All These Years" "Still Chasing After Cars I Hear" "Warren Baker"
"Still Crazy After All These Years" "Still Prayin' After All These Years" "Wendy Morrison"
"Still Crazy After All Thes Years" "Still Lazy After All Thes Years" "Mr. Sandman"
"The Boy in the Bubble" "The Boob in the Bubble" "Lifeliver"
"The Sound of Silence" "Their Sounds Of Lying" "aRoT"
"The Sounds of Silence" "Exam" "Composer-Conductor"
"Was a Sunny Day" "Was a Funny Day" "Rick Duncan"
"You Can Call Me Al" "Call Me Sordid Al" "Lifeliver"
"You Can Call Me Al" "Reverend Al" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"You Can Call Me Al" "Song By Al" "Warren Baker"
"You Can Call Me Al" "Used To Call Her Al" "blackjack21"
"You Can Call Me Al" "Using L'Oreal" "Kristof Robertson"
"You Can Call Me Al" "You Can Be Weird Al" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"You Can Call Me Al" "You Can Call Me Al Bundy" "Rick Duncan"
"You Can Call Me Al" "You Can Call My Cell" "lebeiW15"
"You Can Call Me Al" "You Can't Call Me Out" "ParodyGarden"
"You Can Call Me Al" "You Can Use PayPal" "Dan Creeden"

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