-> "Great Man"
Original Song Title:
"Graceland"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Great Man"
The Lyrics
The disenfranchised voter
Was drinking lots of tasty drinks from bar
“I am happy man, I voted
For the orange man.
New messiah is a man adored.
I voted for great man
Great man
Sweet misogyny
I voted for great man
Mex’cans and Muslims with families
They’ll all be leaving our great land
His traveling companion,
Toward gays he’s cold
My kind of man
Hates that type marriage
And the orange man won’t deceive
All those tax forms, we don’t need
From great man
I’ve come here to tell you we’ve won
In case you didn’t know that
In case you have the dark skin, your race
Has now been given notice
The world you knew will change into old place
And from deep Christian love
Here’s to the women in my heart
Little kitty needs a hand that’s smart
Little kitty needs a rich beau…
I’m learning from great man
Love his moral creed
I’m learning from great man
Worldview is winning, no NATO need
And we should listen to great man
And his Putin friend’s expansion
He loves that little roughneck
They’re gonna be pals and besties
All you lib’rals, ya’ll should flee
You’ve no values he believes
Our great man
And for science, he’s no silly
He wants to shelf those global warmth beliefs
For learn-eds when they’re squawking, talking
Or writing of turmoil we say
‘Hey, I don’t know what you mean.
Which means your science is waste, man.’
And I’m just oozing love
I’ve got some wisdom to impart
Everybody must accept his heart
Everybody must go aim low
In great land, we’ve great man
We voted for great man
For reasons I just did explain
I am wannabe orange, blue free.
Great fan.”
And next to our guy, sat a friend
Red in hue, fork a-swinging
Tail pointy, he had jubilation smile
Saying, “There’ll be others who believe
Objectives I’ll achieve
With great man.”
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