-> "50 Shades of Gray My Lover"
Original Song Title:
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"50 Shades of Gray My Lover"
The Lyrics
There is a book that is sweeping the whole world I see
And so graphic with its words of sexuality
My wife just read a copy and says so casually
There's over 50 shades of grey my lover
She then says our sex life could use a little twist
Furthermore
I've bookmarked some pages that we shouldn't really miss
Words that we can love by, it tops the best sellers list
There's over 50 shades of grey my lover
50 shades of grey my lover
Let's do a role play
Jay
You can be me
Please
A little S and M
Then
Switch it all around
We got all night
Right
It can be loose or tight
As long as we try
Guy
Now how does that sound
A new form of love
Hon
To spice up the sheets
Neat
And help us explore
More
That will set us both free
Close the curtains
Then
Do it again and again
Just like I read there
Where?
On page thirty-three
We tried to recreate the pleasures that she read
But something was missing when we acted it out in our bed
And in the mirror's reflection saw the answer on our heads
Our 50 shades of gray
She turned to me and said I think we reached our prime
At our age we are lucky if we can do it just one time
As I pulled my teeth out she hung her wig on the clothesline
Which did show 50 shades of gray my lover
50 shades, no way, my lover
Spread the Ben Gay
Ray
Take off my truss
Plus
My support hose
Clothes
And let our bodies breathe
What's that in the air
There
It smells awful fowl
Pal
Did you just let gas
Pass
Sorry........ I guess it was me
Reaching this stage
Age
Dictates all our whims
Jim
So hard to be aroused
Now
Like in our younger days
Just time to admit
It's
The closest we will
Thrill
Bout having sex
Rex
Is reading 50 shades of grey
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