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Song Parodies -> "50 Shades of Gray My Lover"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Shades of Gray My Lover"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

50 Shades of Grey is definitely not for everyone......
There is a book that is sweeping the whole world I see
And so graphic with its words of sexuality
My wife just read a copy and says so casually
There's over 50 shades of grey my lover

She then says our sex life could use a little twist
I've bookmarked some pages that we shouldn't really miss
Words that we can love by, it tops the best sellers list
There's over 50 shades of grey my lover
50 shades of grey my lover

Let's do a role play
You can be me
A little S and M
Switch it all around
We got all night
It can be loose or tight
As long as we try
Now how does that sound

A new form of love
To spice up the sheets
And help us explore
That will set us both free
Close the curtains
Do it again and again
Just like I read there
On page thirty-three

We tried to recreate the pleasures that she read
But something was missing when we acted it out in our bed
And in the mirror's reflection saw the answer on our heads
Our 50 shades of gray

She turned to me and said I think we reached our prime
At our age we are lucky if we can do it just one time
As I pulled my teeth out she hung her wig on the clothesline
Which did show 50 shades of gray my lover
50 shades, no way, my lover

Spread the Ben Gay
Take off my truss
My support hose
And let our bodies breathe
What's that in the air
It smells awful fowl
Did you just let gas
Sorry........ I guess it was me

Reaching this stage
Dictates all our whims
So hard to be aroused
Like in our younger days
Just time to admit
The closest we will
Bout having sex
Is reading 50 shades of grey

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