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Song Parodies -> "Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

The first four lines of the OS are sung in an African language. I’ve translated the best I can, with the help of my cousin Cletus. He is an expert on African languages, at least according to him. He assures me his translation is at least 80% correct, unless it’s only 30%, but he’s sure it’s over 50%. So anyway, I just sent Cletus home and winged it. ;-)
Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes

(nympho) Oh brothers you must to sample this woman
(nympho, nympho) Yes, bone grows very much largely
(nympho, nympho) Loving her with multiple opening
(nympho, nympho) She bring you much of your plentiful

She’s a nympho
She don’t go without it
Riding on the poles of her dudes
She’s a whore-toy
Get into your pocket
Empty out your rocket and drink all your booze

Likes banana
Banana ya
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Banana
Banana ya
She likes riding on the poles of her dudes
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Sliding on the poles of her dudes
Writhing on the poles of her dudes
Riding on the poles of her du-udes

People say she's nympho
She likes riding on the poles of her dudes
Well you can’t tell how many guys she screws
Riding on the poles of her dudes

She was physic’ly impressive
And when she slipped into my pocket
With a light squeeze
She said I’m taking you in the back seat
Where I can please you
Riding your po-o-o-o-ole

And I could say oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
I think everybody’d know
What I'm ooing about
It’s not like nobody don’t know
Exactly what this girl is all about
Talking about riding on the poles of her dudes

Woo hoo, woo woo, woo hoo

She makes a fine bit of free poon
He wants his nine in her cave
Du jour boy’s member grows
And now he starts to crave
Just one thing left is a position to choose

And she said honey take me backwards
So she ended up a’hanging in a doorway
By the time he was done the line was down the highway
Want her riding on their poles in the nude

Cause when he said oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Just then everybody there could hear
And they were waiting about
I mean everybody was just gathering there
Waiting for their turn to sprout
Talking about ri-i-i-i-iding

Woo hoo, woo woo, woo hoo

People say she’s nympho
And she’s riding on the poles of her dudes, yeah
Well that's one way to lose
These blue ball blues
Riding on the poles of her dudes

Banana ya
Ya, ya banana
Banana ya
Ya, ya banana

(repeat many, many, too many times and fade out)

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Mark Scotti - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, that mischievous Paul Simon! Din't he also write fifty ways to ride your man's pole? LOL!!! fives
Fiddlegirl - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
:O !!!!
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
lol..great title switch
blackjack21 - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark, Fiddlegirl and alvin: thanks for siding on the whole of this crude...parody, that is.

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