-> "Clinton's Such a Crock"
Original Song Title:
"Loves Me Like A Rock" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Clinton's Such a Crock"
When Hillary was just a babe
And her mama wanted her named
She thought "now who should, who should I name her after?"
"She will desecrate joy"
"Oh! That man to climb Everest ""someday"""
"He's famous someday, believe me!
He'll climb that mountain first and you'll see
Oh he'll be first to the top
She's a block off that jock on pages
And you'll see, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see"
When she got into her teens
Hmm, and would revel in her sport's games
Say, "Now Hillary, who'd you think you're foolin?
Obscurity ain't no plan
There's no school team, you don't play soccer!
Oh baby I plea, I do plea
You get down on your knees and pray, see?
For these lies and all this crock!
You're a block off the crock in pages
I do plea, do plea, do plea, do plea
Now running for President
Hmm, and the people call your name
They say "Who do, who do you think you're foolin?
With all those documents you've sealed
So many cons and lies you are plasmodium
They will all see, they'll all see
This historic fraud case they should see
You know it'll be a shock
You mock your own flock for ages
A mockery, mockery, mockery, mockery
The Pardon's locked, locked, locked up
Tax returns, taxes, taxes, hidden!
No no no no no - no no snow
Clinton's such a crock!
Not a soccer jock
Biggest fraud case ever brought, oh baby
Lies to her own flock
Flock will be in shock
The white house locked docs
la, la, la, la, la, duh!
Will be known the "crock of ages"
Lies and all the crock
Won't show the hidden docs, oh baby!
Her tax returns locked
Hiding current fraud docs
Bill's pardon's are now blocked
White House Records blocked
Biggest financial fraud case brought
Deceiving her own flock
Hillary's the crock of ages oh baby!
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