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Song Parodies -> "Rush And Gloria Down In The Courtroom"

Original Song Title:

"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Rush And Gloria Down In The Courtroom"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Now Gloria Allred is saying that Rush Limbaugh should be prosecuted for what he said about college student Sandra Fluke: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0312/73829.html
Gloria Allred shrieked when she heard of el Rushbo's bloviation
Now the celebrity lawyer says that the courts should be starting an investigation

It was against the law
It was against the law
Rush's verbal claw
It was against the law

Now Limbaugh said Ms. Fluke was a slut when the birth control was mentioned
Allred said "oy, let's take that fat boy and stick him in the house of detention"

Watch the stuff you say
When you're a public figure
Watch the stuff you say
Or else you'll end up just like Mel* and Krame**
Join the ranks of
Don Imus and Laura***
See Rush and Gloria down in the courtroom
Look, Rush and Gloria down in the coutroom

Well a couple of sponsors have dropped Limbaugh's show
Just like he dropped his Oxy habits
But will Rush still be on, or will he be long-gone

(Suddenly, Elmer Fudd storms into the courtroom holding his rifle, frustrated because Bugs has escaped again, and says:)

"Like that wascally little rabbit"


Watch the stuff you say
When you're a public figure
Watch the stuff you say
Or else you'll end up just like Charlie Sheen
Join the ranks of
Don Imus and Laura***
See Rush and Gloria down in the courtroom
Look, Rush and Gloria down in the coutroom
*Mel Gibson **Michael Richards, the actor known for playing Cosmo Kramer on TV's Seinfeld. ***"Dr. Laura" Schlessinger

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Steve K. - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Love the cameo by Elmer Fudd, but I think he would call Bugs a "wabbit".

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