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Song Parodies -> "Omichron"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Omichron"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Still won't get the vaccine? Maybe a good dose of Omichron will change your mind.......IF YOU SURVIVE it! Keep listening to Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and the clowns on the Curvy Couch. We'll have 1,000,000 dead by February......... (Pssst...here's a little secret.....all the Fox News people and politicians have been vaccinated, even though they're telling you not to.)
When you look back on all the crap they put on Facebook
All the stupid things said by Rand Paul
And though their lack of vaccinations that's what's hurting us....
Bash their effing heads against the wall!!
Omichron.....
Republicans run for cover, while people get sick and suffer
Makes you wish Donald Trump just goes away, oh yeah
I hear that the anti-vaxxers are gonna take baths in Borax
That's how they will make this Omicron go away

If you took all the words shown true by Dr. Fauci
And showed them to the Trumpies on the Right
You know they still won't get that vaccination
But, all the facts are there in black and white
Omichron.......
It gives us a new mutation
spreading across----the nation
Maybe get all them fools to vaccinate, oh yeah
Listen to Tucker Carlson, he's got his head up his ass
That's why we can't make this Omicron go away!

How we gonna' make this Omichron go away? (repeat 4 times)

How we gonna' make this Omichron.....How we gonna' make this Omichron........
How we gonna' make this Omichron go away?
Never gonna' beat this Omichron till all Republicans are gone
How we gonna' make this Omichron go away?
Watch the Red States get Omichron, mmmm mmmm
How we gonna' make this Omichron go away?

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U knead two lurn hao too spel - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Funny how you Chicken Little Branch Covidian vaxcists skipped right over Xi in the Greek alphabet when naming this latest cold virus variant that has yet to claim a single life.
John Dacey - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Funny stuff and great conformation to the original. I liked this a lot — nice work!
@U Knead - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
They didnt name it after Xi because they knew he'd feel shamed to have his name linked to such a harmless, candy assed variant. Must be sensitive to Chinese people and their need to save face
Jeff in Richmond VA - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
The two clowns above who are anti-vaxxing idiots, as well as those who will follow below need to lie on a gurney gasping for air and screaming "I WISH I HAD GOTTEN THE VACCINE". I wonder what those clowns would say to the families of those deceased?
Libby - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Damn them Commy basterds with them namin' variants aftuh Greeks and Chinees. Are they now or have they evuh been?
oh please - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
vaccine or not I think this whole thing is bs and I'm not going to die
Jeff in Richmond VA - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Hou aye wysh aye kood spel!
Anti-vaxcist genius - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
The goose-stepping Commie vaxtard who wrote this unfunny misspelled "parody" is gonna drop dead soon from myocarditis gasping for air and screaming "I WISH I HADN'T TRUSTED FRAUDCI AND TAKEN THE JAB!" I wonder what he'll have to say to his fellow Democrats as he roasts in Hell for all eternity.
Correction - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
The goose-stepping Commie vaxtard who wrote this unfunny misspelled "parody" is gonna drop dead soon from Post Pandemic Stress Disorder gasping for air and screaming "I WISH I HADN'T TRUSTED FRAUDCI AND TAKEN THE JAB!" I wonder what he'll have to say to his fellow Democrats as he roasts in Hell for all eternity.
COMING SOON .... - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
..... to a theater near you -- "The Omicron Man" .. Charlton Heston stars as a man struggling to stay alive in a Pre Apocalyptic world that was hardly affected by a virus that was a tiny bit more dangerous than your average run of the mill coronavirus

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